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jaythesouthernmag

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  1. Fuck me 21 quid for a steak, that's dear and I live down south where 3 quid for a pint is a bargain. If its quality tho may be worth a punt. I would rather eat a good 21 quid steak as opposed to 3 of those things weatherspoons serve up Without sounding like a cunt, I've had £45 steak before, probs the best ever food I've had. In a posh french place just off Warren Street. Fillet? I had a great one at a gaucho grill in London, fuck knows how much cos it was a freebie. Took my Mrs to a place near us for her 30th, had ox cheek was amazing Mine was a freebie too, you don't think I'd spend £45 on a stake do you Mine was steak cut from the shouler of the cow, called a Paleron, I had no idea meat could taste so nice and I do love it normally, I'd recommend that to anyone. One of the french waiters was gay, and me gaffa kept saying he's giving you the eye, I was like right oh then I looked and he kept staring, I thought eeh whey ya fucka. When places are that posh like I have to be honest I do feel a bit out of place. Stevie, u should have given him the Geordie male is the leanest,fittest most well hung line. You could have been in for a portion of coq o bum Just kidding mate, I feel like a cunt in a posh restaurant too
  2. proper advice that. will get you home quicker too. Maybe but I have a 45 mile drive hone
  3. proper advice that. will get you home quicker too. Your body will be more relaxed, so statistically if you crash driving home, you're more likely to avoid breaking bones or serious injury, because the body flops around more and isn't as stiff as if you were sober. This is scientific fact proven in studies, sorry to get tehcnical, but there it is. Quick example: If you jump out of a 5th story window sober, you will straighten your legs to try and land and thus break them both and probably end up paraplegic. If you make the same jump after 11 pints, your body will just flop around on impact with the ground and you sustain less injuries. Just a few beers to unwind not a suicide attempt, thanks anyway
  4. Fuck me 21 quid for a steak, that's dear and I live down south where 3 quid for a pint is a bargain. If its quality tho may be worth a punt. I would rather eat a good 21 quid steak as opposed to 3 of those things weatherspoons serve up Without sounding like a cunt, I've had £45 steak before, probs the best ever food I've had. In a posh french place just off Warren Street. Fillet? I had a great one at a gaucho grill in London, fuck knows how much cos it was a freebie. Took my Mrs to a place near us for her 30th, had ox cheek was amazing
  5. I do, just wondered what others thought
  6. Jimbo the wank thing can be tricky as I get in at 6 and I cant stay awake til she fucks off to work get her nailed then, mid swig. Tried it, she was half asleep and kind of felt wrong so I stopped but couldn't sleep cos I had wood, bitch
  7. Fuck me 21 quid for a steak, that's dear and I live down south where 3 quid for a pint is a bargain. If its quality tho may be worth a punt. I would rather eat a good 21 quid steak as opposed to 3 of those things weatherspoons serve up
  8. Jimbo the wank thing can be tricky as I get in at 6 and I cant stay awake til she fucks off to work Do it on the doorstep before you go in. It's cold, maybe in the summer
  9. Jimbo the wank thing can be tricky as I get in at 6 and I cant stay awake til she fucks off to work
  10. CT, if ur working out why don't u put a weight machine in your taxi like Stallone did in his truck in over the top, Lincon Hawks stylee
  11. I work nights, mainly 4 on 4 off. After my last night when I get in I have a few beers and catch up on some sky plus. It's around 6am. My Mrs thinks this is weird and I shouldn't be thinking about drinking at 6am but this is like a Friday night for those that work office hours. What do you think? Is it ok or does she have a point?
  12. Obviously learning from Andy, should get 50m nxt year
  13. My moneys on never but really hope I'm wrong
  14. Ameobi as a lone striker due to his lazy arseness won't work. Best can't cut it and Lovenkrands is powder puff. Ranger can't score and that plays on his mind but would put a shift in. If we play a 2 then its Ranger and Ameobi, if its a 5 man midfield then Ranger supported by Nolan and Ireland in the middle with Tiote. Hope Ranger gets a goal soon to boost his confidence
  15. I don't buy thgat either mind. It would only sert a precedent for players getting their market worth. If Taylor or Ameobi tried it we'd pack their bags for them. Or players who were subject to ridiculously high offers. Most people, a few weeks ago, would have said 35m for AC would be mental. He was happy,signed a contract and openly admitted to wanting to stay. One word, greed.
  16. If he did try to renegotiate his contract a few months in then it would have been nuts for the club to do so, it would set a dangerous precedence. After sleeping on it we have got a lot for a relativly inexperienced player but leaving us perously thin on the ground. We are going to have to hope we see quite a bit more of the chicken dance to ensure safety. The rebuilding should start now, Enrique,Barton,Ben Arfa,Colo,Tiote and then build around these. Planning from now and no panic buying or token big names. IF this starts then I will be relatively happy.
  17. They need to state that every fucking penny from that deal goes on the squad in the next window if and potentialy a big if we are still in this league. Just hope Wigan and West Ham continue to be shit, got a feeling the hammers will go on a run tho
  18. Fucking shite state of affairs now. Our best bet is playing Nolan as a striker now, at least he can score. That hat trick against west ham is the worst thing best could have done in hindsight as Pardew might have realised how gash he is and got someone else before now. As for bidding for Zoggy, that's just fucking mental. Think fucking cunts
  19. BBC WEBSITE 10:12PM Agent on talksport said he had been in touch with Nufc about a striker and was under the impression nowt will be done
  20. Jesus, blaming Pardew and Ashley for Carroll handing in a transfer request, get real. Ashley refused 35m ffs
  21. Come on Mike tell them scouse cunts to fuck off
  22. Fuck me Obas getting younger, he will be in the Nigeria u21 team in a few years
  23. Should be hijacking the Martins deal for starters and be in for Elmander or Anelka, bollocks. Cunting fuck
  24. Scousers shitting it as Torres is off, Gerrard is past his best and so is Carragher. If Saurez doesn't spark streight away then they are in the shit. Fuck off u scouse cunts
  25. Ireland is a step up from Guthrie and Smith and I thought he always looked decent at City Ben Arfa is technicaly a new signing and again is an improvement A striker would be good and may happen now xisco is off If we replace 2 or 3 of our poorer players with better each window and hang onto the good ones then we won't go far wrong in the long run. We need to understand the days of massive fees and wages are gone but then again it never won us anything
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