jaythesouthernmag

As the ball hits the net Pardews covered in sweat from your Mrs As he jinks and he turns his Mrs is getting carpet burns, Shefki Kuqi As he gives and he goes Pardews sucking her toes, Shefki Kuqi As he plays a one two Pardews cocks covered in poo, Shefki Kuqi

While he's feeding on scraps Pardew comes on her baps Mrs Kuqi

Think we may going to the other end of the scale, sign 35 year old players, pay fuck all and maybe rent a bed sit where Pards can get busy with their Mrs

This is where Stevie, Danny and so on have got it all wrong. The future of football is to do with mass tv audiences across the planet and little or nothing to do with fans needs or desires. That's where the money is. Pretty sure people will be paid to actually attend matches in the not too distant future or there wil be canned chants... Even then Wigan couldn't half fill their ground, there's only so much people will do for money

Glad the yid fuckers didn't get it but think it will end up being a disaster anyway. Half empty most matches and shite atmosphere

While he's eating his pies Pardews parting her thighs Mrs Kuqi

When he takes a free kick she`s on Pardews dick, Mrs Kuqi When he beats the offside trap Pardews given her the clap, Mrs Kuqi As he comes off the bench Pardews boning his wench, Shefki Kuqi He`s got the speed of a granny and Pardews on his wifes fanny, Shefki Kuqi

when he`s takin a throw Pardews banging his ho, Shefki Kuqi

Shefki's oot on the binge, Pardew's tickling her minge, Mrs Kuqi When he`s scoring a goal,Pardews fucking her hole,Mrs Kuqi

When the ball hits the net and its fucked up your bet thats the Kuqi

Hey Mr Shfki Kuqi score a goal for me you big fat Finnish fucker who Pards got on a free to the tune of tambourine man

Fucking £8m? whats that £1m for every decent cross he`s put in. Snap their hand off

Should get on well with Pardew then

He`s a big,fat cunt but Pardew took a punt on shefki on shefki

class

He`s old, he`s slow he`s not on much dough, shefki,shefki but fattys happy cos we got him on a free shefki,shefki

Portsmouth is a complete shite hole, was supposed to have a couple of hundred mil spent on it a few years back but they pulled the plug. Gunwharf Queys and Southsea are decent surrounding areas but Pompey its self is a fucking toilet

This is our first choice defence and midfield too, very worrying!!! also Best is showing he`s true league 2 class the useless fucking cunt

Will be enough providing 3 teams get less

Lol, when I showed my Mrs she said which footballer is that. Top bloke, not that big tho

I hope its like the Woodgate saga, not so much against Andy but would piss my pants at those scouse twats paying 35m for fuck all

While we are scraping the barrel we could get Benny fattybumbum mccarthy and instead of wages we can pay him in maccy d vouchers

He's getting a job on telly I heard, hope he's not the new Andy Gray. By the way he's been our player 60 hours and not one quote from Stephen Ireland. He will be

Think the lads will have something to proove tonight, hope Best gets an early goal to boost his confidence. This is what we have til the end of the season so let's get behind em. Toon Army

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