McFaul

He's one of the fastest players in English football.....when he hasn't got the ball. It's a real skill running at pace with the ball, but he's still young, he played 40 times for Man Utd, I'm not giving up hope.

She's on twitter, she looks like a typical student but she's got lovely teeth.

Hohoho 'appen good one t'is that. Good t'survey.

Marveaux will become one of our best player. Fact of life. I'm like a junior Graham Carr, he has everything you need, he just needs games, he's a potential NUFC player of the year and I bet you now he reaches AT LEAST Malouda's level. Decent second half last night and hopefully Cisse's poor finishing is out of his system. I thought Braga were quite a good side just lacked a bit cutting edge. Two CL teams and two decent results. Time to put the foot down against Den Haag and Cardiff, so we're firing on all cylinders for the yids.

I think GBR winning the hockey was my first summer Olympics, but I seem to remember seeing a winter Olympics around that time, Calgary? Was that 88 or 92? The things I remember from that were Eddie the Eagle, the shittest ski jumper in history, I think some of the Swiss and Krauts were doing like 150m, Eddie the Eagle would do 50m, in fact I can categorically say Paul Wyn could've went further. Also I remember a kraut figure skater called "Katarina Witt", I always remember her having ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE TITS, but when you google her now, they're quite disappointing.

Mine was seeing the Hockey team unexpectedly winning gold in Seoul 1988, beating the krauts 3-1 in the final having been trounced by them in the groups. The name Sean Kirly sticks in my mind.

Most overrated band I can think of in my opinion, but they're an easily recognisable part of British culture, given the fact they're the most famous band in the history of the world. He's a scouse cath word but recognisable to the world which is possibly why he was included. The Arctic Monkeys were shit, because they are shit.

He's an old man, who represented the most popular band in human history who also happens to be British, as I said it was more a representation of British culture than the latest X factor winning performance. Pretty obvious a 70 year old man isn't going to be at his vocal peak, staggers me that people can't see that.

McCartney is a scouse Cath word that's not in question, but he's an old Cath word at the same time. It was more symbolic, and Hey Jude is a classic song. He's too old to sing, and him trying to get all the blokes and women singing, was like trying to get a Fulham crowd to sing in the League Cup Second Round at home to Macclesfield. As J69 said (ironic coming from him like) the cool kids are trying their best to find something to moan about when little exists.

Danny Boyle had a leading role in making my favourite ever film, and for me he's now produced the greatest opening ceremony to any event ever. It was fantastic. I think £9billion is too much for our country to pay for an event like this but it's not a night for moaning, I doubt there's a country on earth could put a better show on than that. It's very sad that we as a people, and as a nation feel embarrassed to say we're a great country, and feel guilty about being proud of our accomplishments, which in my opinion piss all over any other countries in terms of what we have given modern life, but we're moaning cunts and choose to focus on shit things we've done, and the bad things about the country. However, I feel proud tonight we can put that on for the world. It says it all when a frog admits we're the birth place of organised competition, and for a frog to say "the Olympics are coming home", nothing more needs saying. When all said and done, I think we are the centre of the world in many ways, and although it can be a heartless, cold, metropolis, I think London has a good right to claim to be the greatest city on earth in some regards, certainly it was recognised as such this year above New York, in terms of most aspects like knowledge and economic activity. So for two weeks hopefully we'll all pipe down about recessions, how much it's costing and celebrate what we can do and achieve. Thought the Mr Bean bit was canny, the only bit I would've changed is to put a little bit in celebrating our football heritage, and you couldn't have bettered it.

Fare

They were paying £1500 a month in air fair for him.

That's not what he's insuated all along. This makes it even worse. What an absolute cunt.

He said he'd prove his mate shagged her outside on her rags, and this is evidence.

https://twitter.com/LeonKnight82/status/228882048415309824/photo/1 This is the most cringey thing ever in life. He's just posted that.

So glad we didn't sign Gervinho. Man City v Arsenal live on ESPN right now by the way.

There's nowt wrong with a big arse but that's ridiculous. I think the lass from Jamaica with the big arse and tits is great, she's nee beauty but very sexy, so I'm not bigarseist. Forget her name now. The singer.

Basically he says she's a slag, half the Tottenham team have been through her, he actually says that Jamie O'Hara won't touch the sides of his wifes minge, because there's been that many massive black cocks through her, and he said watch his twitter today, because he's going to reveal something sensational. It's the way he's been brought up, you can tell by looking at him what he's like, hundreds of thousands like him in this country, no morals, no dignity, fuck all. Should be shot.

Why would anyone tell any of these lies? Is insecurity about being inferior to NUFC? A way of making them feel better about themselves. The Beardsley testimonial was one of the rare occasions demand was so high there were touts knocking about. As for cheering for Rangers, no-one cares, why would we cheer for Rangers, they're as insignificant as Celtic, and I doubt 10% of toon fans even know who Bobby Sands is. Fascist element, aye that NUFC Swastika flag in Level 7 is looking canny. To be honest, I don't think I've even heard a racist comment for 20 years at SJP. Why would anyone make those lies up? I don't get it, but although there's one or two of them are alright, they're basically a complete bunch of wanks, and Rangers are even worse.

Gary McCallister was a good player, and Lambert was like a poor mans Paul Ince, but he won a Champions League winners medal.

The top 7 or 8 clubs with money in England or the clubs who consider themselves the biggest over the last 20 years not just now, in order are probably: Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Newcastle, Tottenham and Man City. Count up over the last say 15 years how many of these clubs have signed players who have been regulars from the SPL. Man Utd - no one. Arsenal - no one. Chelsea - no one. Liverpool - no regular, some kid called Wilson who I'm not even sure has made his debut. Newcastle - Boumsong (say nee more), Stephen Glass (no more than a bit part player), Tottenham - Alan Hutton, deemed so shit he was farmed out on loan. Man City - nen.

Speaking of Asians, if I'm still alive in two years time, I'll quote this prediction. Within 2 years Kagawa will be recognised as the greatest Asian player ever.

Geordie Jeans Can you remember when McDonalds beside the market used to be "Geordie Jeans"? Showing me age then. I've watched geordie shore a few times, and I'll say it sincerely, I'd like them to all be put in a house, and some crack muslim terrorist mob come from no where and blow it up with no survivors.

Toonpack: MCGREGOR BETTER THAN KRUL