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When I worked over there, I worked with this bloke, we'll call him JS from Ryhope for the purposes of this. He was 45 and got his wife on mail order. She was some type of east asian. He was THE most boring cunt I have ever known, and I know for a fact if anyone else who worked there read this they would agree. Once a week he'd go "Soonlun is a beegur citea than Neeeewcasssul and more important, cos there's 6,549 more peypul leev in Soonlun, than there ees Neeeewcasssul" He can't even say that nuw as our population has risen and there's has declined below ours. Unbelievable people. There was about 4 good ones out of 100.

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Aye I found that when I worked actually in Sunderland, I think it must be bred in to them, it's a deep and pure hatred, actual hatred, that goes beyond football. It's political for them, Sunderland is probably the biggest shithole town with a population over 200,000 in Western Europe, where as you could put an argument up for the toon being the most beautiful provincial city in the country. It's a deep ingrained jealousy that will take many generations to be watered down, and may never be. You do have to be amongst them to fully appreciate it, and it's why I have nothing but pity for them, actual pity, and why generally I view them as a people who you have to feel sorry for because of how they are, a bit like North Koreans in some ways, they know no better.

Trigger in only fools and horses would be better, as a club and as people. Mind nationally I've got no doubt we're seen as Del Boy, funny but ultimately fuck everything up.

Well there's three posts about Sunderland and mackems in as many days probably for the first time ever on here. Most of us just don't care, they're there but no one cares. To me hating Sunderland is like Man Utd hating Oldham. The Mancs probably think Oldham are inbred twats, with nobheads like David Platt who have a ridiculous accent but that's it, while people from Oldham probably see the mancs as flash good looking trend setters who they're envious of deep down . For me, see when the mackems played Tottenham and Chopra scored on his debut, I was quite pleased because it was a good result for us. Obviously it's different for them, the greatest day of many of their lives is when we were relegated grown men hugging, while I like a derby game and am disappointed when they go down. Once and for all what are your thoughts on them. Hopefully this will end the ridiculous myth that we are obsessed by them. I concede a lot of geordies don't like mackems, because of how they are, but it's different when it comes to football deep down imo. Mackems would absolutely LOVE us to be as obsessed about their club as they are about ours, because as Cantona once said it's better to be hated than not talked about at all, because it shows you exist, but they're just there for me. I think to be fair your feelings about Sunderland will be different depending on where you are, my feeling is if you're from South Tyneside, you'll get on with Sunderland supporters and mackems but utterly detest the club, where as if you're from Newcastle you're more likely to completely look down your nose at mackems, want nothing to do with them, but be more indifferent towards the club. What are your thoughts in this definitive poll?

Yank company in Sunderland, doesn't get nee worse than that. They never sayuh Phillips thoughuh, it arlwayas, SEWWWWWPA KEV. What makes me laugh is he's their hero of the last 20 years, and he thinks they're a bunch of absolute wanks. If She-ru criticised tewn fans like Sewpa Kev has yeeyyz lot, there'd be pewer ruptions.

Nee offence to Gemmill by the way, because I know he was raised for a huge portion of his childhood in Sunderland. You don't know any different at that age though.

I worked in Sunderland for 4 years, and you're spot on. They're ugly fucking small time tramps. I've wrote on here about this lass called Lisa who is used to work with. She had a square pupil, her arse was like the size of fucking Nikki Minaj's if she had steroid injections in hers, with nee tits, dyed blonde hair with ridiculous black roots, and she honest to god thought Britain was attached to mainland Europe. She is Sunderland. She was a cunt as well, always crying about something while always bitching about someone. Most people on here are probably above average looking, go there and you feel like Tom fucking Cruise, you do as well. It's no myth, they're downtrodden ugly rodents. See I read something about Hitler's plans if they'd successfully invaded us in 1940, he considered most of the working class as genetically inferior and planned to systematically murder half our population dependent on what we looked like, well I'm telling you now Sunderland's 200,000 population would end up about 60 if he'd got his way. Awful common paraffins, and if that's bigoted I don't care it's how I see them. I'm not obsessed I never think about them, and this will be my last post about the downtrodden, small time twats till we play them. It's not SAFC I'm referring to here, it's actual Sunderland "tewny" mackems, if aliens ever come down and they go to Sunderland they'd fucking think humans are no more advanced than sea urchins.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=718599&page=4 120 guests read their crack man ffs. One thread off an older toon fan makes us obsessed about Sunderland. If Sunderland didn't exist I wouldn't notice or care, I've got no problem backing Sunderland to win on a football coupon because they're an insignificance. Nearly all of them on that thread say we're as obsessed about them as they are about us, utter bollocks. I bet there hasn't been twenty threads this year on here about Sunderland, whereas they'll probably average 20 a day on there about us. The only time I honestly think about them is when we play them, and I genuinely think to myself "poor cunts", poorly dressed, genetically poor, downtrodden, awful accent, you just think to yourself, thank god you weren't born there. You wouldn't know any different though, and I'm sure you all know what I mean. For a Sunderland fan beating Newcastle, the satisfaction they derive from it, is beyond anything we know, I think only a Cup Final win for us would equal it. It's their lives, they're the underdog, they know it, the true underdog tale Sunderland beating Newcastle. They have to come to our city, see how nice it is, our world class stadium, our world known football club, and when they've lost they have to go back to Wearside, which has nothing. "The cloob mahyyte be oahpun", "aye" "aye". Fucking insignificant tramps.

The people get excited it's time to shout, Curtis Good, Curtis Good, He's fuckin Curtis Good. Curtis Good, Curtis Good, He's fuckin Curtis Good. Curtis Good, Curtis Good, He's fuckin Curtis Good.

He used to take offence at people saying he had a massive cock, and thought it was racist to dwell on the fact many black men have massive genitals. What a Malcolm X like wanker to be honest. Linford Christie this is not MF.

Hmm, so he's 19 and he'll be earning £10,545? Seems a lot for someone who hasn't played at any level at all yet.

How much is 1 Australian pound, to 1 real pound?

It's not 1980's USSR you know. As if that would work in a market driven capitalist country.

How? When I started going to games in the late 80's you had a bad neck at the finish the ball was in the air that much. Stoke City of today, would be the most cultured team in English football then. In terms of supporters I'd agree it's ruined, but that's more how life has evolved and how people are today than the actual football.

Barclays Premier League. I guarantee Owen Coyle said those words more times last season than his wifes name, although not next season he won't.

This is where I'd rank them: History: 2nd Location: 20th Current first eleven: 8th Current squad: 7th Turnover: 6th Pulling power: 5th (some would argue 6th) Financial clout: 5th That is being kind. They're a million miles behind Man Utd and they'll never be big enough to bridge the gap, that's my opinion. They're huge overachievers, arguably the biggest overachievers in world football, absolutely phenomenal for a club of their natural size to have 5 European Cups and 18 titles, a club who have never averaged 50,000. We were a bigger club than them in every way before Shankly.

Well it's ridiculous diminishing Redknapp's achievement in winning the FA Cup, and making them a good BPL club because he was allowed to spend money beyond what the club could afford. It's not even like Portsmouth were spending more money than us or Tottenham.

I'm not kidding myself. They blew that cash partly because of the ridiculous Torres price and partly because of the money Henry put in. If I was a top, top, top player I'd choose ANY of the Manchester clubs, Arsenal or Chelsea without a second thought. Absolutely no doubt about it. The big club thing is to make themselves feel better about who they are and it's based on their history. Everton fans are the same to a lesser extent because in every way they're a mickey mouse club, but they can brag about their reasonable past and that's it. Tell me a proven top drawer player Liverpool have signed who really big clubs wanted. I don't mean someone with potential like Alonso, I mean a ready made star.

They're not that big. They're a fraction the size of Man Utd, dwarfed by Arsenal and Chelsea in terms of the size of the business and the players they can attract and blown away by Man City by artifical finance. Historically they've been a big club since the 60's but it means fuck all in the here and now, and they're not that big. Their rivals presently are Newcastle and Tottenham, I really can't see it changing. 6th, 7th and 8th is their last three finishes, and I believe that is their station.

I think he'll end up here, he wants to come, Pards admits its a waiting game, we'll haggle like fuck and get him at the last minute, that's my feeling.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/2012/athletes/bf9c5732-1c2e-4e1d-ba65-0d457e38956c

He's not going to West Ham.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/264799/Joey-Barton-s-a-big-lard/ He's saying he'll take them to court over this. What precious scouse wank.

http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2012/07/31/a-big-season-ahead-for-haris-vuckic-61634-31511536/ Speak of the devil. Gloom, he wants to come here first and foremost.