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LoveTheBobby 13 J69 8 Gemmill 8 Monkeys Fist 7 PaddockLad 6 Howmanheyman 6 Ant 4 CabayeAye 4 Ruler of Planet Houston 4 ChezGiven 3 alex 3 NYD 3 Happy Face 3 ADP 3 angrysteve 2 Ayatollah Hermione 2 catmag 2 Dr Gloom 2 CleeToonFan 2 trophyshy 1 BenarPHa 1 Monroe Transfer 1 Jonny2J 1 Meenzer 1 ewerk 1 ......and all you watch this bollocks. Oh dear.

When you've been content playing in the lower leagues for years, then Newcastle beg you to sign for a long term contract, then you realise you've been a mug. That's not a reference to Steve Guppy neither.

I hate wearing them, and when I have to, they're chip carton ones. The ankle ones are uncomfortable, but it is sensible to wear them and obviously you have no choice in organised 11 a side.

They sent a paramedic first which was the issue, his van was like Postman Pat, he gets out and I thought of Leazes. Honest to god he came waddling on to the pitch I thought what's this FC going to do here?!?! The closer he got the more he looked like Freddy Shepherd, which is why I thought of Leazes. The kid didn't have shin pads on, not sure if they'd have prevented it, but there's a lesson for you. I can't say nowt like because I didn't neither.

Aye but surely when we said "his legs snapped" the situation is enough to send an ambulance in the first place. I bet the North Koreans would've reacted quicker. Aye he got oxygen and something else I forget now, the kid was really brave, I'd have been screaming the place down, but what was making it worse was the pain was gradually getting worse and worse.

Was supposed to be out by now, they must've found other evidence. I can see the headline now in The Sun - THE GEORDIE FRITZL - Toon beast gets 25 years

Look 2.07 mile from where we were playing to the QE Hospital. Over an hour isn't good enough.

J69 I and many others said libellous things against the 33st Blakelaw based beast.

Was playing football last night over Gateshead. 8 a side. I've got the ball in midfield assessing my options, drop a shoulder, feign to play this kid in, so he's made his run and is looking at me at the last minute I dummy everyone and go to the left, the kid loses balance who I look like I'm going to pass to, and his leg ends up between this big cunts, and snap. The noise was horrific, SNAAAP. Was like a huge piece of wood breaking. If I had've put him him in, it wouldn't have happened. As soon as I saw it, I ran away like Schmeichel covering my face, worst thing I've ever ever seen, bone snapped right at the bottom of the shin and popped out of the skin. Poor kid, I feel fucking gutted. First broken leg I've ever seen and I never want to see one again. The medical people were FUCKING SHITE. We described what happened on the phone, 35 minutes later, this paramedic in some sort of fucking Postman Pat van turns up, and he says ah we'll need an ambulance for this, fucking we knew! 30 minutes further later the ambulance turns up. I know the NHS do a good job etc... but I'd have been fucking livid if it was me lying there for over an hour due to incompetence.

I wouldn't say I'm a nosey cunt, but I've noticed this lad signed up two weeks ago. Had a late night last night didn't look at TT till about 1am, and I'm up early doing a fucking report now ffs. 1am "Jason Willy..Today 130am.searching....", nuw "Jason Willy....701am...searching...." and it's been the same every single day since he signed up. I know it's a free country, and I'm not one to shout wrongun behaviour, but I'd love to know what is so fascinating, that someone searches non-stop for 2 weeks on toontastic like. According to Ant he's off N-O which might explain it, and he may be Aussie which would explain why he's up all night.

Bert is an old wanker, they laugh because he talks ridiculously loud no other reason. Queban I bet he's lived here thirty years, and still he's impossible to understand. They'll probably move over to Total Sport.

What a fuckin doilum. I worked in Sunderland FOUR YEARS, generally speaking you are the most insular, common as fuck, hateful, ignorant, backward people on these islands. Awful people as soon as they realise you're a "mag". Arseholes. Ugly cunts too, nee generalisation, the genes are fucked up. I used to work with this lass from 'endon (who thought she was lush) she had a square pupil, mingin face face, orange, dyed blonde with dark roots, tiny tits in a skin tight top with a bigger arse than Kevin Davies. Fucking dreadful people, and they're the better ones. You will go anywhere in the UK and not find people as approachable, unassuming and down to earth than Newcastle upon Tyne.

:lol: Have you been on crystal meths?!?!?!!? FFS

They do look up to Newcastle, ridiculous saying otherwise.

Ah just seen the date.

Defoe is a good striker, but there's nee way he'd make our starting line up. Do you think he'd start in front of Demba or Cisse? Or even Carroll when he comes back? Few Man Utd players who have left have done well. Ronaldo, Ince and Beckham are rare exceptions. I wouldn't say Sunderland are going backward with the signings, more sideways. You were better 18 months ago than you are now.

Where do the planes fly in from, Newcastle Airport, or some local mackem runway? Love the avatar, is that off "Going Up"?

Tynemouth isn't lively I've been loads, full of stuck up people it's no more lively than say Hexham. It's nice enough to look at but that's it, from what I saw of Whitburn and Cleadon, they're nicer. That's my view. I've never ever seen as many people on the beach at Tynemouth or Whitley Bay as there was yesterday, not even half. Whitley Bay bank holidays are horrific, and they're even worse than they were 15 years ago when they were a scruff/slags day out at the coast on the piss.

Did you go? That plane was on about 4pm it was amazing, even if you're not in to that type of thing, it was just unbelievably fantastic to watch it just hovering there, then it shot up in to the sky like a space shuttle, can only be half a mile off the beach which makes it even better. Was brilliant and we didn't even have a drink. Canny view from there mind, you can see all the way down to Redcar.

There was some music festival on at South Shields, there was thousands there. The coast bit is lovely once you get away from that ropey Ocean Lane, with all the pizza, indian take away and chinkies though.

I went yesterday, I thought it would be shite, so pleased I went though. The negative first of all, mackems. Honestly I felt so good looking there, what a fucking bunch of tramps with their 2003 REG VARDY Sunderland shirts on, the lasses were generally humming as well. Nee wonder we're considered arrogant. The good bits though, I have to be honest, the coast from South Shields to Seaburn is MUCH better than wor coast. Tynemouth is far from lively, and Whitley Bay is a dump full of doilums these days. South Shields was full of life, Whitburn very, very nice, and Seaburn/Roker where the show was on, I've never seen as many people at Whitley Bay in my life. Like ever. The actual area is very nice too, but they're still fucking mackems, and the average mackem there looked like they were from over the bridge, inbred tramps. I'd say one in every 5 kids aged 16 to 25 had a tattoo on their neck. The actual show though, fucking brilliant. These two light air craft were amazing flying towards each for a full collision only to miss each other by 3 feet. Then they were drawing heart signs in the sky with their exhausts. This other plane, fuck knows what it was called, it was like the yank stealth bomber in shape, like a triangle, what a piece of kit, it was just hovering in the sky, and it was the loudest thing I've ever heard, so loud you could feel it vibrating through your body. Aye very nice day though, apart from the mackems like I say, to be fair there was just as many toon shirts, but they didn't look like proper Newcastle fans to me. I'd recommend anyone to see this next year it was excellent.

I think the Carroll situation may go on at least a month, they'll hard ball everyone, till they realise they're not getting £20m, then someone will get him at a slightly lower price, will go through August imo.

No-one cares.

Did he call himself the Taxman or something What a fat paedo cunt.