McFaul

This drink ban for European games only applies to British grounds you know. It's a fucking disgrace. When I was at Euro 2000, England fans were seen as the number one threat and they let us sit merrily drinking pints in our seats.

Areet. We'll beat Everton anyway

Thanks I dunno I'd say Man City who have just hit form and trying to win the title is a rock hard game... Wigan have just beaten Man U and Arsenal and will be full of confidence, Chelsea are doing well under Di Matteo (spelling?) and are competing for 4th with you, and Everton will be a hard game even if we have nothing left to play for by the time we meet. I could quite easily see you dropping points in every single one of those matches so I think it's a really hard run in. I could also see you winning them all so I'm not saying you will drop points, I just think as every team pretty much has something to play for then it's not an easy run in. It's alright going on about their form, what about ours?! We're the form team in European football 5 wins in a row, we could drop points in all of them, but we could win them all comfortably too.

Did you see the five pundits in the paper. Rob Lee, Clarkie, Moncur and two others they all expect us to win there. I think if we play our normal game we'll have no problems. Everything probably hinges on Man City at home, because if we win that we could possibly afford to drop points at Goodison anyway.

You didn't HAVE to but it was more expensive. Was £81 for three games £27 a game, and if you just wanted to go was about £35. I think £100 would be fair enough this time, seeing the likes of Barcelona. I'd LOVE to get Celtic, I'd fuckin love it, shame the cunts rarely get out the quals these days though.

51,300 was the capacity UEFA limited it to and we only got that against Inter and Barca. Even against Juventus FC there was only 48,000 in, and they were one of THE biggest clubs in Europe at the time. We beat them and they went to the final.

IIRC I think we did the three group games of the CL as a £71 package for the Leazes in 02/03. Would imagine it would be nearer £90 or £100 this time. We must sell out though. I remember against Feyenoord there was only 41,000 there, makes us look like mugs.

Not bad, probably your best one so far. However I don't think it's a shockingly bad run in, there's only one game I don't expect us to win and that's Chelsea away, and that's not to say we're not capable of doing it. Man City at home 52000 there, we beat Man Utd with ease, no reason why we can't do it to these particularly as the title might be over by then. A shockingly bad run in would be something like Wigan's last three fixtures. I'm not making any predictions but we have a very decent chance. Tottenham look completely broken to me. QPR can do them desperate for points on Saturday, and say Arsenal-Chelsea is a draw, with us winning the table could very conceivably look like this on Sunday. 3 Arsenal 34 65 4 Newcastle 34 62 5 Tottenham 34 59 6 Chelsea 34 58 moving on to Wigan away, no guarantees but we'd be favourites for definite. Great chance, and as long as we don't decimate the squad we'll be back next season, it's not built on flimsy foundations this.

You could name loads of good football ones, but I think in one particular incident the best come back was Nigel Benn against Gerald McLellan. Benn was put on his arse in the first, then again in the eighth knocked sparko, but he fought back and won in the tenth. McLellan has lived with the effects of the fight to this day, he's got severe brain damage. There's a good documentary about it for anyone that's interested.

I'm one of LM's staunchest defenders, but even if we come 6th, it's something you can begrudgingly say well done to them. Times change, we used to be in my opinion from 94-04 the fourth biggest club in the country, we're not now and we should accept that to get back there will take luck time and patience, because football has changed, clubs have changed, times have changed. We should celebrate 6th because given the fact we're coming back up the slope and are no where near as a business and stature wise where some of us believe we should be. I think we might get there. The signs are positive, no one can say on and off the pitch hasn't improved 10 fold from 2 or 3 years ago and that's why I've decided to stop slagging fatty off, and LM should join me on an Ashley Amnesty because it would help this board.

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Aye the keelmans canny, good scran too and its right next to the newburn to wylam cycle track. CT make sure you get yourself into the Boathouse also, just along the road! If thats the one in Wylam I went there last year on Stevies recommendation. Canny enough pub. Think he means the Boathoose in Newburn. I'm alright because I know a lot of people there, but outsiders are made to feel pretty unwelcome. Full of divvies snorting toot in the bogs on a Sunday afternoon, that's nee exaggeration. I tell you one I went to loads last summer, been once this year, it's not really one to go with your mates, more to take the lass from some scran. The Welly, absolute bliss eating your dinner there on a sunny afternoon. Food is a bit pricey 10a for Lasagne and Chips, but it's absolutely amazing. Belta Sunday dinners too. Bit of a hike for you like Riding Mill.

I'm not arselickin CT cos he can still be a mug, even though he's clearly just a canny bloke. He must look at what's happened like fuckin LM would dee if we were in the Conference but being docked 90 points. I want to say something bad about Ashley but I'm part of the #ashleyamnesty

As the two time heavyweight champion of the world once said - If I can change, and you can change, EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE!!!! I'm hearing. "Hearts on fire strong desire" with Sammy, Gemmill and Leazes Mag shaking hands.

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Another one recently pointed out to me recently. Take That from about 1992. "It only takes a minute girl t faal in love t faal in love", for years I thought it was "it only takes a miracle". Suppose it does if you're a doilum like.

When a new song comes out, it's like I suffer from some sort of dyslexia, and totally get the lyrics wrong till I read what they are or someone points it out. When I speak to other people they can think of an example when they've done the same. I remember when I was at school if someone offended me I had a really sharp tongue. This kid thought he was a hard cunt, mouthy lad, and he came and watched the A Team which I played for this one time. I missed a penalty in the last minute which would've seen us win 4-3. When we were at the bus stop afterwards he started saying I was shite, and anyone could score a penalty so I says here man ye can't even get in the C team ye fat cunt. Then he started abusing my freckles cos I had them then, so I started singing Loveshack by the B52s. The reason I sang it was because his very being, so rumour had it was the result of a one night stand, and he never knew his father. So I started singing Lovechild baaaaabyyyyyyy. I really thought it was Lovechild. Everyone was laughing at me and I felt like such a cunt when it was pointed out they weren't the lyrics. I'd been singing Lovechild for years when it was Loveshack. Another one lately that song by Flo Rida, I've been singing Sometimes it goes beep beep, I can't hear "I get a good feeling". Has anyone else been singing the wrong lyrics to songs for years?

Imagine how vindicated LM would feel if the toon get relegated next season. It wouldn't come close to the vindication I'll feel in the next 8-12 weeks.

Or him......

There's legal implications. This is my final word on it. In late June early July look at things and all I'm going to say is think of me like this cunt here...

All I'm gonna say is read the nationals, not The Journal or The Chronicle. I should fuckin have some sort of reward as far as I'm concerned.

The last one who did will be all over your papers in early July....that's the only information you're getting. You can't do that and not leave just a little clue. All I'll say is even J69 will apologise for abusing my "campaign".

NO is an irrelevance. It's like a manager quitting Woking because the chairmans been shagging the managers wife. It might be big news amongst small timers, but no one else will care, because it's such a weak arena.

I know even I've piped down about Ashley. There's an Ashley amnesty from these lips and fingers, till he does something cuntish again.