McFaul

Tell me a club outside the top 6, with better players than Ben Arfa, Ba, Cabaye, Tiote or Coloccini, even Jonas on present form. There isn't one. If you were building a team of Premiership players from teams outside of the top 6, Newcastle would have 6 or 7 that is a fact.

or was it 35 mill? Maybe I read about it in a Norwegian newspaper, 1 pound = 10 norwegian kroners... my apologies Don't apologise everyone knew what you meant, the kid is a prick.

Rubbish. We've gone from being in the Championship to '7th best team in the PL' in less than two years. With a good manager and a few decent signings there's no reason why several other clubs can't do the same. Utter bollocks, you really haven't got a clue have you? About anything, big mouth on a website but I know for a fact what you'd be like in person. We were relegated with the best squad which has been relegated in living memory, yes better than West Ham in 2003 as a squad. The squad that got relegated on paper at least should've come 8th or 9th at worst, the reasons behind the relegation are obvious. We lost 8 players on relegation and were comfortably the best side in the Championship for years, we lost 4 games in 46 without even breaking sweat. We came back up with Premiership players, and the only two key players we added really were Ben Arfa and Tiote, Ben Arfa played three games, so really only Tiote was added. Despite that we were 30 seconds away from coming 9th which would've been totally deserved as we were easily the 9th best team in the division last season, so don't go on about the Championship you utter idiot. Look at the other teams in the division how they play, their personnel. We are by a distance the best of the rest, to dispute that, is you being a wank which is a daily occurance for you. The only teams who could get close to us, are Aston Villa, they'd need at least five players, Everton need to replace at least 5 or 6 due to ineptitude and age, and the rest oh dear, you'd be looking at them revamping their entire squads. QPR are the only ones with the financial muscle to do that.

We are comfortably the seventh best side in the country. The only team who could threaten that over the next few years are probably QPR.

No British citizen has a worse voice or accent than Carragher. They seem to revel in talking like cunts, and making their accent sound as vile as possible. All it does is make people look down their nose at them even more, and they can't see this. If I was Prime Minister I'd be straight on the phone to Bertie Ahern "do yous want Merseyside and we'll wipe out any debt you have to us", that would be my offer. That's a 6ft plus bloke who's family are sposed to be big on the gangster scene if you believe my Liverpool supporting mate. Yet he sounds like a five year old girl. Remember when he got on the phone to Adrian Durham on Talksport live, and asked him to come to Melwood Training Ground for a fight pmsl hahahaha. "Come daahn ta Melwood and see what 'appens la, see if you've gock any bockghhhhle". They're such classy people, they actually remind me of gypsies, but rather than one camp or site, it's an entire connurbation. To be fair who would we have to laugh at though?

Nee wonder Liverpool is your Utopia then.

No British citizen has a worse voice or accent than Carragher. They seem to revel in talking like cunts, and making their accent sound as vile as possible. All it does is make people look down their nose at them even more, and they can't see this. If I was Prime Minister I'd be straight on the phone to Bertie Ahern "do yous want Merseyside and we'll wipe out any debt you have to us", that would be my offer.

Yeed shag a barbers floor yee, ye filthy wrongun. and pacinofan? I've never met a group of people with more blind fanaticism for their area. The emphasis on the blind. Everything about Liverpool is great, and everything that is great is Liverpool. I've no doubt there'll be a couple of exceptions, but I've been there enough and spent more than enough time with scousers to know I'm not being unreasonable when I say they're generally so far up themselves and their city it's repulsive and they've the biggest chip on their shoulder I've ever seen. I didn't think it was possible to have a victim complex at the same time as a superiority complex, but there they go, swaggering with an undeserved arrogance down the job centre. what's the difference between a scouser and Batman? Batman can go out without Robin Not everything about Liverpool is great, but most of it is, yes. Your victim complex jibe is ridiculous and shows how little you know. Most Scousers are willing to stand up and fight against anything they see as wrong, if you see that as victim complex then poor you. There is a certain amount of arrogance in Scousers but I love it, and yes in many cases we do think we're superior, so what? Your other comments are banal stereotypical nonsense. :lol: The whole country laughs at you, you're like Chechnya compared to Moscow and St Petersburg, is it any wonder you're the most ridiclued looked down upon people on these islands with comments like that???

I love J69's football knowledge.

Yeed shag a barbers floor yee, ye filthy wrongun. and pacinofan? I've never met a group of people with more blind fanaticism for their area. The emphasis on the blind. Everything about Liverpool is great, and everything that is great is Liverpool. I've no doubt there'll be a couple of exceptions, but I've been there enough and spent more than enough time with scousers to know I'm not being unreasonable when I say they're generally so far up themselves and their city it's repulsive and they've the biggest chip on their shoulder I've ever seen. I didn't think it was possible to have a victim complex at the same time as a superiority complex, but there they go, swaggering with an undeserved arrogance down the job centre. what's the difference between a scouser and Batman? Batman can go out without Robin It's not their fault though really, it's because they are so insular and don't know any different. To anyone outside that area, when you go there for football or whatever, you generally think what an awful shithole, but look at it like this. If you were born in Tirana in 1950 you'd think Tirana is the best city in the world because you're told it is by the people around you, and you don't actually have experience of anything better.

You'll be watching every minute though, just to get your needed Scouse fix. I only watch reality TV shows in passing, but I've yet to see real stunners from anywhere, including your town. They look for the odd, the freak, the extreme, when casting these ridiculous shows and there isn't one town, city or village in this country where they can't find those, plus the ugly looking and ugly minds. Sounds like you could be a contender, tbh. I really won't. Your lack of self awareness is hilarious. Bet this movember crack is being well practised around your way eh? It will take you back down memory lane to the 70s 80s and 90s no doubt. Maybe even the 00s.

Thought you weren't going to spend your Tuesday arguing about it, make your mind up eh?

I'm not arguing with you, you arsehole, I'm telling you. The impact of the toon explosion quite clearly was far greater than the Buncefield one. The fact it was in the city and the best part of 1,000 people were injured and half the city blown to pieces tell you everything you need to know.

Were there any casualties at Buncefield?

I don't seem to remember bits of rocks landing miles away at Buncefield. Was just a minor gas explosion in the grand scheme of things. Well googled re Flixborough, far less damage was done there though, and there were far fewer casualties.

Yeed shag a barbers floor yee, ye filthy wrongun.

The Great Fire of London left a 40 feet deep crater did it? Clearly the toon explosion, was the biggest peace-time explosion these islands have ever known. Imagine the force of the blast for 20st bits of rock to land a mile and a half away, and for the blast to be heard in Hartlepool, Hexham, and the flames nearly seen in Leeds, it sounds like a fuckin nuke. Clearly it wasn't. Another Stevie 'fact'. Well you tell me a bigger one ray of sunshine.

The Tottenham model is a good one like. They are not a bigger club than we are, they're marginally richer but that's a recent thing and to be honest, when you look at how finished Chelsea are, I don't think it's entirely wrong to say they on paper are the third best side in the country. They're much better than Liverpool, as I said Chelsea look old and need at least 5 new players imo, Arsenal don't have their depth, seriously as much as their support is wank, and they're a bunch of mugs if you look at their players you'd say they could come third this season. For me take Corluka, he's an absolutely top class right back in my view and he can't even get in, Defoe rarely starts, Pavlyuchenko never starts, Bassong, Gallas, Huddlestone is a very gifted player, Krankcjar and nen of these even start games. I think they have the third best side personally, I can see this seasons pecking order (and next season) being 1 Man Utd 2 Man City 3 Tottenham 4 Arsenal 5 Chelsea 6 Liverpool 7 Newcastle 8 Everton 9 Fulham 10 WBA.

The lasses bar two of them are fuckin vile. Two of them look alright, but once they open their mouths it'll be plane flying in to train at level crossing crashing in to car crash telly. THAT is no exaggeration.

How? Read the full thing.

The Great Fire of London left a 40 feet deep crater did it? Clearly the toon explosion, was the biggest peace-time explosion these islands have ever known. Imagine the force of the blast for 20st bits of rock to land a mile and a half away, and for the blast to be heard in Hartlepool, Hexham, and the flames nearly seen in Leeds, it sounds like a fuckin nuke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_fire_of_Newcastle_and_Gateshead Probably the most spectacular thing that's happened in peace time ever in the UK, and it happened in Newcastle, yet I didn't know about it. fuck me.

Doubt it. Yoyo club West Ham. Us being in the Championship was when like George Best signed a 6 game contract with Dunstable, West Ham are a lower Prem, higher Champ type of club.

I tell you what it is, I've seen sides beaten 6-0 8-2 6-1 this season, but THAT was probably the most cowardly display I've seen off a Premiership team in 2 or 3 years. In some ways it was reminiscent of our relegation season. They just had no desire to do ANYTHING positive, nervous in possession, their most gifted attacking player has been their worst this season, marooned on the bench. I tell you what it is, when you get the calculator out, it could be a glorious sum which comes out. Normally I wouldn't care less but May 2009 will never be forgotten and the difference between us and them is, no one would miss them, everyone missed us, the whole Premiership was significantly more boring for our absence. Villa they'd average about 19 or 20,000 and could well stay there for years with their similarly boring voiced blue neighbours. I can dream.

They've never been as boring as Everton or Aston Villa. I can't think of one interesting thing about either of those clubs or their supports.