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Nothing can make me think "that's fuckin just disgustin crack", but this did cos it's representing this area. I'd jail them personally. Where abouts in Ryton do you live mate, spent a lot of time there recently, its fantastic well the bits near the half moon. You're very lucky, best pizza shop ever too.

My advice to people thinking of getting twitter is this. If you have nothing of interest to say or no patter just say nowt. Just use it as a news source and its mint for that. Other thing to do is be very careful who you add, lots of dodgy fuckers out there stalking your every move - a fuckin knaa! Also check out their patter before you add them, you don't want an irritating fucka, messing up your time line. Apart from that, most fabulous invention since webpages imo.

What's his thoughts on Gervinho like? Despite Gervinho's amazingly high hairline, Alan probably thinks he has a fantastic arse.

That magpie on the pitch at the SOS having a shite when we were 0-1 up was quality.

"But with the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left." One of the most disgraceful comments I've ever seen. This is one of the heads of one of THE most important organisations on earth, and he wonders why we fuckin complain?!?!?!!??!

Who the fuck would want to follow someone who wrote these lyrics "1966 Bobby n dat and Geoff Hurst poot it to da turf we applauded dat, ders no ignoring dat" You've got some brass neck when you're following Alan fucking Carr. Alan Carr's relevant, his fatha is our chief scout. Don't get me started on who's on your list.

To be fair J69 would be a much better representative of Newcastle than any of these. That illustrates the show better than any other sentence written about it so far.

Didn't know J69 was in this I don't think he is. He'd have the camera's around the Hancock and Discovery Museum if he was on. Only kiddin volvic lover

@Gav_King88 Newcastle is a big club, and a gret atmosphere to play at St James's Park ! I enjoyed the time I had playing for NUFC ☺ 9 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Gav_King88 Charlie.

Well I would never have had him down as being a Spanish speaker. This little bit of crack though . "Likes: Food", no cunt would have guessed Paul. Dislikes ignorant people hahahaha. That's like if Hitler had one "hates: dictators".

More than meets the eye to PaulR9 as well imo.

Reckon the polis will be all over this place, it's like a honey pot. pmsl I think LBest79 will be him too. What is the percentage of spakkas on here. 10s? Three people posting and they're all fuckin spanners. What are the odds. "I use to look after a disabled lad", he's probably thinking about the mother to aid an angle in to the story imo.

The best looking one is a mackem, say nee more. That cunt on about having a big cock as well, dear me. It is literally the worst television in a generation. I'd rather watch fat Kinga fuck her sel with a bottle of Lambrusco than this even.

haha How imaginative. Three votes, one off Paul, and two off him using iphider.org

"Wrongun: maybe"

All this does is epitomise the world in my view. The world is corrupt. The only countries anyone can trust are ourselves, the Scandi's and the Dutch. The rest of the world doesn't play by our rules, never will. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. If we walked out of FIFA today, we'd still be in UEFA, and everyone else would follow. It's wor game anyway, should be us who govern it, then the whole world could be certain there'd never be any dirty tricks.

I'd do a Raul Moat and fuck off to Rothbury if I watch one more minute.

Getting called a cunt hundreds of times a day can't be good for the ego who has called you a cunt ? who have you called a cunt ? Stevie uses up my allocation as well as his own on Robbie Savage, Michael Owen and Mark Bright. Mark Bright has blocked me. The term fuckwit is an overused and often misused expression, but this guy is a fuckin total fuckwit. Read his crack today, you would think it was someone on a primary school computer about Norwich lads and lasses. Actually unbelievable. We are paying his wages too via the BBC, he's blocked me for me suggesting he's homosexual. He has to be, not saying it's a bad thing, but that's why he's blocked me.

NUFC Blog whey thats it then.

If the word doilum ever makes the English Dictionary, the nb should be her.

Whats yours mate, I'll add you, am just choosy who I add these days to be honest, too many stalkers and wronguns knocking about and people I don't want to see my tweets. I open the doors to the public on a Tuesday though, and it shuts again on a Wednesday. Get about 20 requests a day, I don't want like 1000 followers. 250 is a manageable number. its sandy77uk i don't tend to follow a lot of people, as you say there are plenty of mugs on there and people posting every 3 seconds about their cup of T, can't be arsed with it. You're a funny fucker though so thought I'd add Added ye. If ye had blonde hair you'd look like Eidur Gudjonsen. The worst type on there are the people who tweet lots but say nothing. There's one lass @natashanufc possibly the most irritating person I've never met. She posts incessantly about how opinionated she is, and says "I am who I am" in 100 different ways, aye you who you are pet, a total mug. Loads of good lads and lasses on there with good crack though, you just need to sift through the shite.

You: Id like L4 please Her: I'll just check sir... {looks at your Supporter Number and sees current seat: Level 7}....Im sorry its full. Someone else: Id like L4 please Her: I'll just check sir... {looks at Supporter Number and sees current seat: Somewhere other than Level 7}....Certainly Sir, how many would you like? To be fair like I got our L4 seats sorted in 5 minutes last week, and we're moving from L7.

Whats yours mate, I'll add you, am just choosy who I add these days to be honest, too many stalkers and wronguns knocking about and people I don't want to see my tweets. I open the doors to the public on a Tuesday though, and it shuts again on a Wednesday. Get about 20 requests a day, I don't want like 1000 followers. 250 is a manageable number.

Apparently am Asian noo. Leazes would never speak to me again.

Thats disgraceful, its no more than 96% surely? I'm getting hate abuse of gays because of him now, retweeting what I sent him.