McFaul

Leighton Baines? Thinking we'd lose after being 4-0 down against Arsenal?

Talksport interviewing. She's a manc, and seems like she wears iron gstrings to me seems hard as fuck, nee good that. She's from your manor Stockport, dump Glitter's ex and get yourself away. When are we ever gonna get a proper geordie on The Apprentice anyway. That mackem last year was passing himself off as geordie. Something else I got right, I said Laura wouldn't win the last Apprentice, and I also said she'd end up shagging that fat doilum from the Isle of Man, and she did.

Aye I have as Jonny pointed out my finest hour didn't come when Leighton Baines signed for Everton. My worst ones involve England, same cycle ever 2-4 years, like now aye we're shite, shite, shite, worst England side ever. We'll beat some banana republic 8-0 in a friendly qualify out of a shit group and I'll be there with SGC hanging oot me pocket, Daily Mail under me arm proclaiming anyone who didn't believe we'd piss the World Cup is a daft cunt. Been like that all of my life with England I will NEVER learn. All of the above I did last year.

And that Souness would be great. In fact eliminate Gemmill ffs. ?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!? That shouldn't be a points deduction, or a ban, or an IP ban, it should Virgin Media or Sky cutting his fuckin connection. Was Gemmill a heavier drinker in those days?

How many do I lose for my crack about Geremi being one of the best signings in years?

Not convinced by any of this like. Strikes me that anyone who takes the scatter gun approach could win by trying to predict everything possible. For instance, Parky could get a point for both saying we have never been to the moon and also we have beeen to Jupiter with the help of aliens. We need some kind of negative marking system - if adopted I suspect the board leaders would get a net of zero just like me. Well I'd be exempt. Alan Pardew ffs. The name at the forefront of every geordie mind in October ffs

Stevie man I bet he retweets it. Scousers are receptive to northern patter. I hate admitting this but Gary Neville is actually quite a funny kid.

Leicester playing Real Madrid pre-season. Why can't we play big teams pre season nee more. We gave Bayern, Juve and Barca good games in the SBR days. We'll probably get Lech Poznan here, and stick them in The Grainger Hotel on the West Road knowing our tight arse regime.

How on earth could you forget Ravenelli was a Smog? Scored a hat trick on his debut vs Liverpool IIRC. The ones to forget would be Mikkel Beck and Hamilton Ricard. He did, and missed a sitter in the cup final. He(and Mendieta) just fitted in with Boksic and Branco who I had forgotten completely about. Just totally out of place there. See the bloke in your pic at the bottom that's BrancO not Branca. Marco Branca was a suave Italian not a fat Brazilian. Helder - I loved Helder me thought he would've been a great signing he made noises about staying when he was here, but then was like "fuck that" when he left. Scored against the mackems too.

Broke the adidas dumping us, PUMA taking over 15 month before it happened. Yes go on someone do it B...... go on get it out your system.

Said we'd finish 12th as well. That one still in play. Said we'd finish 11th Sunderland 9th - I think that could well be it as well sadly. Got the top 4 right as well.

Toon connected things I was right about: We'd piss the Championship - we did We wouldn't concede against Man Utd - we didn't We'd win against the Mackems by 4 clear goals or more - we did Broke the news weeks before the event that Pardew was taking over from Hughton Peasepud has had a lot right as well.

Straight up? Actually 14,000,000 odds that. You must have the same gift as me.

Branca was class for them goal a game iirc and got injured and that was it. They also had BrancO who played for Brazil for years.

When Aftershock first came out me and a few mates young and daft all had days off work and went on the piss, drinking these horrific drinks. I had a period of no memory, and I woke up on the 685 heading to Hexham, with my head on some fat lass in jopdhurs thigh. I came round and she didn't even move my head. Had to get the train back to Newcastle, from Hexham, and fell asleep on that and woke just before Heworth.

In terms of people on Toontastic, I was spectacularly right about Paul Wyn Robbins I'd say.

I'm not even going to contribute to this thread. Why not? An not talking just predicting earthquakes here (impressive though that is). I hadn't even entered the thread and the piss takes had started

I'd rather be part of Scotland if it happened. Aye looking at your hair I bet you would.

I was right in thinking I was going to get a bollocking for my KPI's today even though I've put a lot more money on than I supposed to!

I'm not even going to contribute to this thread.

What aboot Florin Raducioiu, big name when he signed for West Ham, he missed a game cos he couldnt be arsed and him and his missus were in Harvey Nicks shopping.

Robert Jarni - Croatian left back scored a beauty v Germany in France 98 iirc

I'd love us to dump Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland. Said it for years.

First time I've seen those comments. "Some people suggest I have been a little harsh in my observations about Northerners. Let me be absolutely clear - I bear no ill-will towards Northerners, so long as they don't venture away from their hovels in the North." She had problems her like, the main one being she probably got told she was ugly as fuck every day of her life. Cheeky cow. That's not an isolated view by the way. Borders on racism iyam.

She's signing up on here divvint fuckin say that man.