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John Candy's deed though, there's nee actor remotely fat enough to play him. Even Coltrane would need to put some serious pounds on.

Five years I've been a member and I think he was by far the one who you'd ask the most questions about. Even Catherine who is dead placid, got fuckin sick of his "good morning, how is everyone on this blustery March morning". Ye just felt like saying here fuck off man, fuckin workin it's a Monday mornin and I wish it was Friday. I'd lay my life on the fact it's not the last we've heard of the bloke.

I think the story has ended, because the source won't tell me the worst thing he's done. There's another source who says he went to Kenton School, and was hated by all 900 kids there 25 years ago. Maybe that is what drove him to be the man he is today, but it looks like the story has ended. VERDICT:

That goal won me nearly 500 quid. Was me birthday too iirc.

Regardless if I view on me phone, desktop or laptop, it's ABSOLUTELY pish. So slow 10 seconds to load a page sometimes.

The North Korea and Iran of mammals?

Bernard wasn't really a flop here though (ignoring that daft 2nd spell) but I know what you're saying. Domi is a better shout for me. Bags of ability, heart the size of a pea. Mind his reason for leaving . Newcastle was an evil town full of "pagans". Bernard was class, best left back show I've seen off a toon player in the San Siro. Was his agent fucking his head up that ruined him. West Ham oh dear.

[pissssss]Cath[/pisssssss] Indeedy. You lot taking the piss out of women who have cats are fucking dead when she reads this mind... Aye but she doesn't look like a goth, and her cats look nice the sort that would purr at you for no reason, even though am no feline lover.

Bramble. TBH. Could look world class on occasion. No not taking the piss, best long passer we've ever had.

29, so 14, they turn out on there from about 12 upwrds, when I was at school the wronguns in the first year used to turn out there. Green was good craic when I used to go down, there was also a cracking record shop there. Was about 20-22 years ago mind when I did You use the phrase "wronguns" too often though Stevie. See I class Wyn as one, now I hope you dont think there was 20-30 of him down there then The arguement with that lass though was about fuck all. You both started making a reasonable point and you both took each other's tweets wrong and started flaming each other. I reckon you'd make a good couple What?!?!? pmsl She's more manly than me man. A fuckin vegan with tattoo's and purple attention seeking hair bragging about a PHD. About as well matched as Nick Griffin and Abu Hamza on a boys night oot on the piss. Has to be lesbian to be honest. Im sure you were calling her a bloke till you realised it was a lass as well. I was creased reading it like. Im more open minded about the appearance side, couldnt give a fuck about qualifications though. Mean fuck all to me. Also something Sima made a good point about a while ago, when he said "all women who call people pal and mate are generally fat munters and doilums". I think that his hypothesis has been proven correct. Bet she's got about 6 cats.

29, so 14, they turn out on there from about 12 upwrds, when I was at school the wronguns in the first year used to turn out there. Green was good craic when I used to go down, there was also a cracking record shop there. Was about 20-22 years ago mind when I did You use the phrase "wronguns" too often though Stevie. See I class Wyn as one, now I hope you dont think there was 20-30 of him down there then The arguement with that lass though was about fuck all. You both started making a reasonable point and you both took each other's tweets wrong and started flaming each other. I reckon you'd make a good couple What?!?!? pmsl She's more manly than me man. A fuckin vegan with tattoo's and purple attention seeking hair bragging about a PHD. About as well matched as Nick Griffin and Abu Hamza on a boys night oot on the piss. Has to be lesbian to be honest.

29, so 14, they turn out on there from about 12 upwrds, when I was at school the wronguns in the first year used to turn out there.

All 50 of them piped down. Her though my assertion was right, she'd have been on some hippy green 15 years ago, going on about Kurt Cobain with a nose ring. You can just tell. Turns out she's doing a PHD, so fuck DEADMAN could do a PHD if he put his mind to it. Wanks, it's good though because it cleans your list, you get rid of boring cunts and end up with people who have something to say. "LOL Corrie was good" you don't want that on your twitter. The bloke who did the cross pennine treck piped down, I didn't even know he did, I just speculated by looking at him he was that type of bloke, and HE WAS! That wasn't even being psychic it was just seeing his face and patter.

There's some right mugs on twitter.

You can't expect him to be Gok Wan given his background. The standard atire over there is a fake AC Milan top and bermuda shorts. I think he's a canny player, I'm not against signing Egyptians, they've got some canny players.

Was talking to a taxi driver there about Kevin Gallacher and Duncan Ferguson. They both lived at Heddon, and he was saying that Gallacher told him he didn't think it was possible that fans could be more passionate than the old ferum but Newcastle fans were. He was saying Big Dunc raced pigeons, which everyone knows, but he was very, very good at it. They clocked the times by the rings on the pigeons legs, and this one had flew back from Paris, quick as fuck, he was shocked by how quick it had came back, but the problem he needed the electronic tag to register its time, and the pigeon wouldn't come doon from the roof. It's no good shouting of a pigeon like you do a dog cos it will make nee difference, so he waited 30 mins trying to entice it down, but would it fuck come. So he shot the fucka, got the electronic tag, and won the competition.

That brings back memories. I played Whitburn on a windy day when I was about 14. I'll never go back again. It just wasnt fun. I prefer Woodland courses. Think of them poor people who have to live in South Tyneside its like that aal the time when I've been. I'm shite at golf but I like playing, been meaning to have proper lessons for years, my technique's like Happy Gilmore but am still shite.

What is the value of a player though Ant? He's just turned 18 and has scored 15 senior goals. 15 more than Carroll at that age, 12 more than Shearer at that age. I've watched him for England U18s as well, if this kid doesn't make it then something is wrong, he's the real deal, big lad too. Worst case scenario is he's shite and we sell him for 6s to a Villa/Wigan type club.

Horrible bastards should be revealed. They could be anyone, they could post on here.

People love rewriting history like. If he's half as good as Dyer was at his peak he's worth it. The twenty or so appearances peak? Injury peak? or when he scored a record 5 goals in one season peak? Although to be fair to you he did do well in the 02-03 season however didnt chip in with enough goals for my liking. Still one season doesnt really make it in my books! He was largely excellent when fit from 99 to 2004. 01/02 he was unplayable, he put one of the best shows in I've seen off a toon player in a 3-1 home win against Leeds. Are you a young lad? Shouldn't ask that with paulwyn sharking about like.

People love rewriting history like. If he's half as good as Dyer was at his peak he's worth it. would rather chuck in a £10m bid for sturridge, then when we get told to fuck off look at this lad. Well with the Jose money, that should be near £45m, we should try and get both of them. THREE strikers are the priority not one.

People love rewriting history like. If he's half as good as Dyer was at his peak he's worth it.

Hope he does get injured, not so he's seriously hurt, just so it effects Liverpool's season next year. It's not right a geordie playing for those bastards, never will be.

Saw him score a screamer at SJP when he wasnt even 17 last season, what a great strike, down wor end. Looked the business, and David Blunkett could see the potential on the boy just looking at this goal...