McFaul

You can't expect him to be Gok Wan given his background. The standard atire over there is a fake AC Milan top and bermuda shorts. I think he's a canny player, I'm not against signing Egyptians, they've got some canny players.

Was talking to a taxi driver there about Kevin Gallacher and Duncan Ferguson. They both lived at Heddon, and he was saying that Gallacher told him he didn't think it was possible that fans could be more passionate than the old ferum but Newcastle fans were. He was saying Big Dunc raced pigeons, which everyone knows, but he was very, very good at it. They clocked the times by the rings on the pigeons legs, and this one had flew back from Paris, quick as fuck, he was shocked by how quick it had came back, but the problem he needed the electronic tag to register its time, and the pigeon wouldn't come doon from the roof. It's no good shouting of a pigeon like you do a dog cos it will make nee difference, so he waited 30 mins trying to entice it down, but would it fuck come. So he shot the fucka, got the electronic tag, and won the competition.

That brings back memories. I played Whitburn on a windy day when I was about 14. I'll never go back again. It just wasnt fun. I prefer Woodland courses. Think of them poor people who have to live in South Tyneside its like that aal the time when I've been. I'm shite at golf but I like playing, been meaning to have proper lessons for years, my technique's like Happy Gilmore but am still shite.

What is the value of a player though Ant? He's just turned 18 and has scored 15 senior goals. 15 more than Carroll at that age, 12 more than Shearer at that age. I've watched him for England U18s as well, if this kid doesn't make it then something is wrong, he's the real deal, big lad too. Worst case scenario is he's shite and we sell him for 6s to a Villa/Wigan type club.

Horrible bastards should be revealed. They could be anyone, they could post on here.

People love rewriting history like. If he's half as good as Dyer was at his peak he's worth it. The twenty or so appearances peak? Injury peak? or when he scored a record 5 goals in one season peak? Although to be fair to you he did do well in the 02-03 season however didnt chip in with enough goals for my liking. Still one season doesnt really make it in my books! He was largely excellent when fit from 99 to 2004. 01/02 he was unplayable, he put one of the best shows in I've seen off a toon player in a 3-1 home win against Leeds. Are you a young lad? Shouldn't ask that with paulwyn sharking about like.

People love rewriting history like. If he's half as good as Dyer was at his peak he's worth it. would rather chuck in a £10m bid for sturridge, then when we get told to fuck off look at this lad. Well with the Jose money, that should be near £45m, we should try and get both of them. THREE strikers are the priority not one.

People love rewriting history like. If he's half as good as Dyer was at his peak he's worth it.

Hope he does get injured, not so he's seriously hurt, just so it effects Liverpool's season next year. It's not right a geordie playing for those bastards, never will be.

Saw him score a screamer at SJP when he wasnt even 17 last season, what a great strike, down wor end. Looked the business, and David Blunkett could see the potential on the boy just looking at this goal...

http://twitter.com/account/profile_image/f...r18?hreflang=en Phil Neville's wifes areet int she? Just gans to show ye.

Mate is working in Newmarket at the minute for a few weeks, he's been to Bury St Edmunds on the drink tonight, he's clearly pissed texting me it's one of the greatest places he's ever been on the drink? He's taking the piss? I couldn't even point to it's exact location on a map.

That would be quite interesting actually. As long as it's not Howard Webb when Man Utd are playing. haha aye orrrr........if we were ever involved in such an occasion. I'm sure some geordie shagged his lass, and I attribute 40% of our relegation to him and Viduka's push on the invisible man against Fulham, and that wasn't an isolated incident with him reffing us.

He's right, baring in mind I only really saw the second half, but what I did see was the most biased referee I've seen since Brian Coddington at the Baseball Ground in 1992. Ronaldo is a diving cunt, but he must've been fouled 10 times without a free kick been given, and any time a Barca player fell he blew up. Mourinho is right, all the referees are up their arse, and I for one can't stand the club, self righteous, look at us, UNICEF, aren't we're morally correct gods. Well no you're a bunch of mugs, Messi is the only player in that club who isn't a dick, Alves and Mascherano, being two of the biggest arseholes in world football. Hope Man Utd embarrass them, and I think they have a fighting chance because without doubt they have the best defence in world football in my view. The ref wasn't biased at all, in fact if he were a weaker character Diarra and Carvalho could have quite easily been sent off. Barca probably had more fouls given due to the fact they had 65% of the possession compared to Real's 35%. I agree about Mascherano and Alves, you can also add Busquets to that list. Xavi and Iniesta are both class acts though. As is Pique (simply due to the fact he's smashing Shakira) I wouldn't just say he was biased though, I've been watching football nearly 26 year, and he easily was one of THE MOST BIASED referees I've ever seen in my life. He was dying to give Barcelona everything. To quote Mourinho about a penalty that wasn't give for Chelsea here in 2005, "that was foul in any stadium, in any league, in country in the world...but not here". The thing is when it happened you could see with the naked eye it's a legitimate goal but you just knew he was going to blow up. The treatment of Ronaldo was absolutely disgusting, he was fouled literally all of the time but they could do it because they knew the referee wasn't going to blow. I've said for a few years and I agree with Mourinho, UEFA want Barcelona to win the Champions League, you have to be blind to see at the very least that referee was incompetent. The argument about possession oh dear. Part of the reason they had 65% possession was because he kept giving them the ball back for non decisions against Real. I suggest you watch the game again. Ronaldo and Mourinho were gesticulating the referee was on the bribe at Barcelona Airport, I think more under instruction or some sort of influence. The funny thing is Real predict what will happen before the games....and it always does. A good referee sends Mascherano off for both dives, someone under instruction awards HIM two decisions instead, most biased referee I've seen this season. Hope Man Utd tear them a new arsehole. You only watched the second half. Aye that was enough! Obviously can't comment on the first half, but if it was owt like the second. Oh dear. I think when teams from the same country play each other in European competition they should have a referee from their home country refereeing the games anyway as a side note.

Apparently Adrian Durham used to work as a barman on it as well.

Where do these people come from?!?!?!!??! A fucking institution, in it's heyday if you could call it that, it was an eye sore full of absolute Scochwaad's and it's got even worse down the years not that I've been for a good 8 year mind, but with the Quay looking better every year and that shitey boat oh dear. An institution

He's right, baring in mind I only really saw the second half, but what I did see was the most biased referee I've seen since Brian Coddington at the Baseball Ground in 1992. Ronaldo is a diving cunt, but he must've been fouled 10 times without a free kick been given, and any time a Barca player fell he blew up. Mourinho is right, all the referees are up their arse, and I for one can't stand the club, self righteous, look at us, UNICEF, aren't we're morally correct gods. Well no you're a bunch of mugs, Messi is the only player in that club who isn't a dick, Alves and Mascherano, being two of the biggest arseholes in world football. Hope Man Utd embarrass them, and I think they have a fighting chance because without doubt they have the best defence in world football in my view. The ref wasn't biased at all, in fact if he were a weaker character Diarra and Carvalho could have quite easily been sent off. Barca probably had more fouls given due to the fact they had 65% of the possession compared to Real's 35%. I agree about Mascherano and Alves, you can also add Busquets to that list. Xavi and Iniesta are both class acts though. As is Pique (simply due to the fact he's smashing Shakira) I wouldn't just say he was biased though, I've been watching football nearly 26 year, and he easily was one of THE MOST BIASED referees I've ever seen in my life. He was dying to give Barcelona everything. To quote Mourinho about a penalty that wasn't give for Chelsea here in 2005, "that was foul in any stadium, in any league, in country in the world...but not here". The thing is when it happened you could see with the naked eye it's a legitimate goal but you just knew he was going to blow up. The treatment of Ronaldo was absolutely disgusting, he was fouled literally all of the time but they could do it because they knew the referee wasn't going to blow. I've said for a few years and I agree with Mourinho, UEFA want Barcelona to win the Champions League, you have to be blind to see at the very least that referee was incompetent. The argument about possession oh dear. Part of the reason they had 65% possession was because he kept giving them the ball back for non decisions against Real. I suggest you watch the game again. Ronaldo and Mourinho were gesticulating the referee was on the bribe at Barcelona Airport, I think more under instruction or some sort of influence. The funny thing is Real predict what will happen before the games....and it always does. A good referee sends Mascherano off for both dives, someone under instruction awards HIM two decisions instead, most biased referee I've seen this season. Hope Man Utd tear them a new arsehole.

Theres nee update. I can make something up if you like, or we can all just wait for part two.

Aye, it's not her fault her sons not right in the heed, well it might be, I just looked at the picture and couldn't stop laughing.

OBL = too old

It's quite funny that if Paul hadn't have moaned about someone calling him a cunt (and it was in jest), none of this would've come out. Absolutely none of it.

Wise words like IMO. And I'm not coming at it purely from the angle of protecting this place, I just reckon you might want to be careful what you're typing in public view. Aye. Just lock the thread then? I'll pm trusted people the crack when it comes through.

Cunts like Tecato piping up. My source hasn't replied yet. Hopefully more revelations later. I can see a film in this like. John Goodman as Paulwyn, Peter Fark as me. I tell you how I think this will end, on the front page of the Evening Chronicle. One little revelation is that he stinks like fuck, you can tell anyway though, and also he is EXTREMELY WELL KNOWN around his area, like one of them like every fucka knows. He has a walking stick and it takes him 15 minutes to walk to the shops which is 200 yards from his door apparently. If there's anything interesting to tell later, I'll keep yous informed. Sorry Fist, Wynyard aye, Wyngate's the solicitors.

Wyngate paulwyngate man, Wyngate's where John Harl lives, don't want to confuse matters.