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For me hands down, it's Rob W. There's no enthusiasm in anything he says, he's just fucking grey. Never happy, smiley, messages just fuckin "" cheer up. Special mention for toonpack who's a miserable cunt as well, and Sniffer, who needs prozac. The lad tecato is canny miserable for a young lad at times too. Cheer up you fucka's.

Kevin with people like paulwyn42nufc kicking about you need to keep your pics off the net, till you start getting bumbluff on your lip in a few years.

What was it?

See the boy Jimbo off here has blocked me CAANT! Toon quiz on twitter at 9pm, was about 20 people in last week.

What a heed the baal.

Same could be said for Mary Bell though, couldn't it? And that situation was a lot closer to home! Same old scouse media sympathy here in reality though. Venables is to Mary Bell what Hillsborough is to Bradford. served their time - why persecute them for ever? Rob Wyn Robbins is all I can say, you complete disgrace to your family that you are with that comment. Well you are anyway. Fuckin mug.

Ranger is wank. There I've said it. Can anyone remember when he was 10 yards of front Steven Carr, and he still got back in front of him?!!??! Steve fuckin Lard we're talking about. Was canny borin the game like, but I'd have taken 47 points at the beginning of the season, think the mackems might get 48 like.

What aboot Tony Cunningham's birthday when he bought him 20 sunbed sessions as a present.

Aye but it was better than that, he filled two mince pies with cat shit. Jimmy ate the first one, and Gazza went yee have the other one if ye like am not hungry, "awwwh champion" and scoffed it doon.

Ebanks Blayhayke Wolves number noiine. Good luck Whitley Bay today, a few kidda's I know have made the trip.

Shepherd would have sold Carroll ffs. Nearly every buisness man would have. The mistake though was not anticipating the market and buying back up. As it stands though, we may still finish in a higher place then under Shepherd for may years of his tenure, and it's been a fuck of a lot more exciting than most these years too. So are you going to answer why you still go to football matches when you clearly don't enjoy it or not then? A very comparable situation there was when he turned down reported bids of £15-£20m for Dyer. I wouldn't be so sure that he'd sell him. They knew Woodgate was fucked, so you can't use that as an example as well. I thought that was just paper rumours and never confirmed. Shepherd did say he would have accepted the bid for Carroll though. Fair play, I knew that, but my brain is working very slowly today, hungover, well slower than normal forgot about his comment. It's easy for him to say things like that in hindsight.

DEADMAN you are a doilum you like. Human beings aren't fuckin pigeons or cattle.

Shepherd would have sold Carroll ffs. Nearly every buisness man would have. The mistake though was not anticipating the market and buying back up. As it stands though, we may still finish in a higher place then under Shepherd for may years of his tenure, and it's been a fuck of a lot more exciting than most these years too. So are you going to answer why you still go to football matches when you clearly don't enjoy it or not then? A very comparable situation there was when he turned down reported bids of £15-£20m for Dyer. I wouldn't be so sure that he'd sell him. They knew Woodgate was fucked, so you can't use that as an example as well.

There's a clip in that 8:46-8:47 he's just scored a massive goal against Juventus, who were class at the time you think the whole team would be buzzing, watch Casiraghi's reaction he's like aye do one have a look, doesn't even celebrate.

He no doubt loves it, any excuse to wheel out the same old lines. aye, next season is gonna be just greeeeaaaat Why do you bother supporting Newcastle any more? You admitted after our great come back against Arsenal that you had seen it all before (despite it never having been done before) so it didn't excite you. All you do is moan about how shit we are and how shit we will be in future (despite us having a pretty good season), if you are going to constantly live in those few years where were in the champions league then you will be bitterly disappointed for many years to come (and this started before Ashley came in btw, the billionaire owners at City haven't helped this either). If following Newcastle is such an obvious chore why do you bother? It just seems like self harm to you. You are unable to accept where we are now (see "lower expectations") so you refuse to accept any joy that may come about because it doesn't match to what we were doing for a spell under the old board. Seriously is there any point? I know I would struggle to keep interest in something that never, ever gives me any positive moments. My feelings exactly. It seems to Leazes if you still enjoy going to the match that somehow makes you a supporter of Ashley. If you boo Andy Carroll then also you are implicitly supporting Ashley (despite Shepherd's comments saying he would have done the same). I've enjoyed this season more than any other since the Robson days. We've had some fantastic matches and results, and we really haven't played that bad much (especially when compared to the Souness and Roeder era). I don't like our chairman but somehow I still enjoy the product. If I become as disillusioned as Leazes, I'll simply jack it in though. There's so many other things you can do in your spare time and with the season ticket money. Every game this season I've really looked forward to going to, years since I could say that. Look at this, cracking little stat this. Home Goals Man Utd 43 Newcastle 38 Chelsea 37 Liverpool 37 Bolton 34 Arsenal 32 ..... Sunderland 24

Please god make sure she's alright. So many bad people in the world, pray she's ok.

A club who've won more trophies than us, have a more recent period of success, and have an all-time average crowd within a couple of hundred of ours - do you think we should automatically finish above them as well? Of course we should. As a business we should be at least 30% bigger than them as we have been for the best part of 20 years. More trophies what a pathetic statement, four more trophies, so fuckin what? It's staggering our all time average gate is higher than their's given the fact we've spent 20 years of our history in Division Two and they haven't even been down for 60 years. The fact is we are a bigger club in finance and fanbase in 2011 by far I'd say, so just to clarify, your argument is pathetic. More trophies. They've won one trophy in the last 24 years, one more than us, but so fuckin what. Let me ask you a question every season why are Newcastle on TV generally 5-10 games more than them? No wonder Leazes gets annoyed with posts like that.

Something else I love about Gazza which you hardly EVER see these days, he never ever dived, or milked a knock. He used to get kicked all over, really badly hurt, he'd get up and shake hands. That bastard Brehme, should've been sent off for a tackle on him in the WC Semi Final, shocking tackle from behind, Gazza had just had his yellow card, he got up quick as a flash and shook his hand. He was quite hard as well, but rarely dirty, other than that cup final.

Absolutely class video, only very slightly tainted by Airwolf music being incorporated. I've always said Peter Beardsley was the greatest player to play for Newcastle, certainly in my life time he was. Gazza though was equally as talented, and I know it's been said 1000 times, but he could've been an all time great with a select few of 8 or 9 names like George Best, Cruyff and Maradona. He was that good. Loved watching that video cos it's got stuff on it I've never seen before. It's daft in your early 30's having heroes, but Peter and Gazza were and still are heroes of mine. Forget about his off the pitch self inflicted pish, I hope this thread is a celebration of his genius cos that's what he is. When they both left for Liverpool and Tottenham, I used to get excited when they scored I loved them that much. Clip 3:58 that game he scored three against Derby his first hattrick for Tottenham. The toon had been at home, and I heard someone on the bus home saying Gazza scored three, and I was so happy. I rang 192, and rang the yid reception number, "did Gazza get 3?!?!?!" "yes he did" " ". Watch how well balanced he was, and his weight used to go up and down all of the time, cos he used to eat junk food and get pissed quite often. Imagine what he'd be like now under someone like Arsene Wenger, he was deceptively quick, strong as an ox, could turn either way. He was just absolutely class. Am gutted for him he never won anything other 1991, you can't count Scottish trophies as winning things, and maybe if Keegan had've signed him in 95 things might've been different for the rest of his life, and different for us, such were the margins involved in not capturing the title.

If that's all the Liz and Phil the Greek could afford, that is what they would have to do. To continue the analogy, they'd mortgaged all the tiara's and had maxed out the credit cards and STILL they needed more money. But if they still trolled around in their state coaches waving to the crowds they'd be exactly like we were, all fur coat and no knickers, till the day the baillifs turned up. Look, Ashley rightly get's villified for many things but the one thing above all that he get's hammered for, the so called skinflint and "lining his pockets" is absolutely and utterly wrong. Even with our record revenues we made losses year on year, it had to stop somewhere. There comes a time when you have to realise that you've "missed the boat" the ONLY way to increase our revenues to the levels necessary (and the factual trend was down year on year from the "high" of 2003) was to be in the champions league, we just did not have the money to do that, we didn't really even have the money to troll around mid-table. You can set your sights as high as you like but you have to be able to back it up with hard £££'s. Everyone ignores debt "because all clubs have debts and they don't matter", well sorry like, but they do matter the minute you can't service them. As I've said before, our debt was incomparible to "other" football club debt, it was ALL leveraged and secured on the club and it's income streams (future and present). It was NOT like other club debt - Do the research (I have) and you'll see it's true. We did not have a pot to piss in. Our debt is now closer to not mattering than it ever was because it is now, LIKE other teams debts, underwritten by an owner, cunt though he may be. It remains different in one respect in that Ashley does NOT charge any interest on his loans, unlike almost every other owner, some like Lerner make a huge wedge from their "benevolence" (circa 15% of turnover). That is not a bad/evil thing, surely!. Even if turnover could be boosted to the £120 Million Stevie stated "easily" all that would do (because of our annual losses - even before Ashleys relegation genius) would have been to stand still because when your bleeding at £20-£30 million a year you'd better find some cash somehwere. All the above is factual (apart from the Queens knickers bit) and like it or not Ashley (or someone like him) was desperately needed at this club. Destroy the bloke for pissing off KK, sticking tacky adds on the roof, appointing Joe Kinnear, getting us relegated BUT to villify him for anything to do with the clubs money is beyond preposterous. I would fucking LOVE for someone to destroy my post with facts/evidence, anything substantial and I would gladly be shown up as wrong. But you know what, I don't think I am. We are what we are, because we are reaping what we (the club) sowed, and regretably we are all that we can afford to be. FACT. Pish. I'll reply properly tomorrow.

4fs

He's a fatty! He's aboot the same size as me. He's not a fatty. Fresh prince or Mike Williamson? Fresh prince every day.

I've had two fuckin shit days. Everything going smoothly in life, then it's just one thing after another. All I'll say is fuck brummies costing me £6 fuckin hundred quid commission, by not staying 5 more days before chucking it. People just let you down in life and you just have to take it on the chin.

Not all. Not sure if Ive read anything at all from any main stream media talking us down. Since relegation I think our overall press and the goodwill towards us has increased a hell of a lot. While nobody has a clue what Ashley will do next, the deadwood has virtually gone, stability is setting in, finances have been sorted and we seem to be putting in lots of preparation for the summer window. I'm not going to get high and mighty here, but I repeat the fans on the ground, in Newcastle, 99% are against Ashley, that's my issue with what you said. Not taking the piss, but even you have to be honest here, where you live is at beat a 30/70 area in their favour so the people you speak to are going to have slightly differing views than somewhere, where everyone is black and white. The discussion wasnt about whether people like Ashley, it was the club being talked down. We are not the laughing stock that we were and the club has dragged itself back to a respectable level with its self esteem restored imo. Our "press" on the whole is very good these days. I wouldnt dream of challenging the fact that Ashley is still hated by the majority. OK I misread what your meant re Ashley. I just want him out of the club, I won't be happy with Newcastle till him and Llambias have fucked off. It's last time I'll ever mention him, because every angle, and every point of view has been covered regarding him, Shepherd, and Llambias. There should be like a political left or right spectrum with FFS on one side and FMA on the other, and where people lie off here on some sort of chart. I'm sure HF would revel in making one you know what he's like. If FFS was right and FMA left I'd be far far farrrrrr right, I'd make Nick Griffin look like fuckin Trotsky.