McFaul

I've got a vague recollection of you singing something in the style of Roscoe P Coltrane from Dukes of Hazzard at around 5pm on saturday afternoon. Later on (apparently anyway) my lass went into the kitchen and when she came back in she couldn't find me. She located me in front garden. When she asked what I was doing I said I was looking for the dog. I have no recollection of this like. I hope I wasn't having a slash as it was only about 8 o'clock. Would it have been better if it was 11 like??? I love how these threads can migrate from spelling and poetry, to pissing in the garden in broad day light (possibly).

Full of divvies twitter like. Gonna be more stringent on who I allow.

I was hoping this was Neil Warnock when I saw the title.

Puskas turned out at SJP 44 years ago for Jackie Milburn's testimonial. Surely the most famous player ever to have played at SJP? Him or George Best anyway.

Christopher Wreh was fuckin wank. Even Birmingham chased him. Remi Garde too.

Reiziger was one of the biggest names to ever play for Boro but no one remembers him there. Also what about that Eike Immel. Mario Jardel at Bolton too, one of the most prolific scorers in world football, moves for £18m, three years later he's at Bolton on a free.

Was part of something we used to do every year go there when the Fish Quay festival was on, 30 mins to get served but it was worth it. Not being prejudiced but when foreigners take over chippies and you see Kebab stands hanging off the walls, they always turn pish.

What aboot Ian Wright at Burnley. William Prunier at Man Utd can anyone remember him. I don't know why I remember this but he was bald as fuck, and scored a header from a corner against QPR in his only game.

What's worse is when a southerner doesn't even get it right: "Whey aye the lads!" "Fuck off you daft bastard" Reminds me of a story from a while ago, supposedly true and knowing the lad I can believe it although I wasn't there. Went to some away game somewhere, and a couple of old ladies, in the pub, said to one of the lads "isn't that accent great will you talk like Jimmy Nail for us" So he said "fuck off you stupid owld bag". Cue a shocked silence. Well, they asked for it. :) :icon_lol: I like that story, I love classic little geordie one line tales like that Ye naa what it is, I was thinking about people on here who's told a funny story and who hasn't, and there's a canny few never told one little hilarious tale. One of my favourites was when some kid offered Alex on, then bottled it and ran away chanting "Killy Aggro, Killy Aggro hello hello!"

Aye, because "he didn't realise Birmingham was so far away" He signed because he and his wife thought Birmingham was where Bolton is. Never underestimate how thick footballers are. If Deadman was a footballer, and he went on a footballers edition of the weakest link, he'd easily get to the final. George Weah at Man City.

MF you might not agree with my top three, and looking at your derby, I think you'll have had plenty experience of Tyneside chippies...but I'd say... 1 Gormans @ Cowgate 2 Christansen's @ North Shields (not been for a good 7 or 8 year but left a last impression on me) 3 One on Chilly Road is magic, can't even remember what it's called now but it's up there with the best of them Can't remember ever having fish and chips in South Tyneside, but I bet there's plenty chippies looking at the size of people in Asda Boldon.

People write their weight, but I'm the only one who provides pictoral evidence, which leaves them open to a stewards enquiry imo. May 31st I will again and that 15 11 will be 14 11.

How did you know? Actually South Gosforth chippy 4th best chippy on Tyneside.

Well I'm a Southerner and I'm not boisterous at all. I'm quite reserved. In my experience its exactly the other way round with Northerners being much louder and confident. Yeah but "Southerner" from an NE derogatory context means home counties/London not the whole different ball game of the SW. Aye the SW is like how we must've lived about 120 years ago, that's how I found it the times I've been. Lovely, quaint place, full of happy simple people. Nee wonder you get sick of scousers spoiling it all. Piss off!! Thats so stereotypical Stevie You make us all sound like thick as shit back of beyond people! Sometimes you sound so very patronising you know! Sorry darlin I'm just in a really cheeky mood today. Beautiful place you live, really is. I've always wanted to go to Newton Abbot races, looks amazing. I've got family in Plympton again now, lived their previously, people from Plymouth are miserable twats though. They really all do have a similar tone to Trevor Francis, but it's a slower pace of life and many people like that. I would if I was like 60 or something.

Pipe down, fuckin Peter Snow.

Is that her? She was in that Beverley Hill 90210 when we were bains aye? WELL when I was a bairn. To be honest I didn't like her boat even then, but she hasn't aged well at all. Jenny Garth was a different matter all together however. She was about 30 playing a teenager back then I think. Well it came out in 90 according to wiki which seems about right, Jenny Garth was 18 then, and danger face was 17 according to the same source. You might be thinking of that Greek bird? I am probably actually, with the glasses? Spelling was just a bit dodgy looking. Wonder how she got the job Aye her with the glasses, she looked older than the rest. I just remember she had small breasts.

You're definitely right there. I was recently at a stag weekend, half northerners / half southerners. They were definitely more boisterous whereas we're a bit more reserved. Well I'm a Southerner and I'm not boisterous at all. I'm quite reserved. In my experience its exactly the other way round with Northerners being much louder and confident. Yeah but "Southerner" from an NE derogatory context means home counties/London not the whole different ball game of the SW. Aye the SW is like how we must've lived about 120 years ago, that's how I found it the times I've been. Lovely, quaint place, full of happy simple people. Nee wonder you get sick of scousers spoiling it all.

Is that her? She was in that Beverley Hill 90210 when we were bains aye? WELL when I was a bairn. To be honest I didn't like her boat even then, but she hasn't aged well at all. Jenny Garth was a different matter all together however. She was about 30 playing a teenager back then I think. Well it came out in 90 according to wiki which seems about right, Jenny Garth was 18 then, and danger face was 17 according to the same source. You might be thinking of that Greek bird?

Is that her? She was in that Beverley Hill 90210 when we were bains aye? WELL when I was a bairn. To be honest I didn't like her boat even then, but she hasn't aged well at all. Jenny Garth was a different matter all together however.

It starts the neet, howay the geordie lass www.twitter.com/hmm_milligan . She'll not win like cos of southern bias in my opinion. Can't remember a non-southerner ever winning it.

haha I don't like her nose, I'm big on noses, and her eyes aren't attractive. Might be being dense, but who the fuck is she?

I couldn't even tell you why I think this, but I find her fuckin ugly. Reminds me of a few people her face, one I used to work with who was the skinniest scrawniest bossiest Wigan crude bamp I've ever known.

So while I may struggle with been, I am also more imaginative and intuitive than most on here. You dullards may be good at spelling and maths but I have genuine artistic ability in Singing, painting and writing poetry. In summary, creative v's dullards Well I think that's pish. I'm good at singing (won the black garter karaoke in 1998), creative writing and poetry, but I'm good at maths and word skills too. I find my thought processes difficult to follow after a skinful the next day like.

What's worse is when a southerner doesn't even get it right: "Whey aye the lads!" "Fuck off you daft bastard" I've got no idea why they believe they're superior to us. I'm not intellectually intelligent, I'm above average, but nothing outstanding and I can honestly say people I've worked with in Newcastle through my life are generally more academically intelligent than people in London. So that's one thing. One thing and I'm just being honest here, hope nee one takes offence, they're more confident/full of themselves than we are in Newcastle just how I find it, and London's a beautiful city, but you're better off in Newcastle on 30k a year than 45k a year in London, like honestly. When I lived in London for a month when I was a youngun, I had to come home cos when I was waking up in the morning I didn't feel that I could settle there wasn't me, these days a week and two weeks at a time is enough. Don't get me wrong there's loads of mint people in London, and it's exciting but you get fuckin sick of it as well. I tell you what it is I could write 200 things literally to moan about London and people there.

Geordie aggro Geordie aggro hello hello!!!!! Maybe I am a moaner, but am not a moaning cunt, and surely if one person laughs at someones moans, then it's still a positive! Whereas there are people on here who just moan and that's it. You think right pipe down. My favourite film Trainspotting, is one dark big moan about all aspects of life, but it's also the funniest film in history cos it's "black humour", and I can't understand anyone who doesn't appreciate black humour.