McFaul

Never been in to kebabs, they just remind me of fat lasses from my childhood for some reason, and Sid the Sexist saying "aye plenty onions" while being sick.

Greg you still got that pic by any chance?

Haha true. That place over the road from The One bar, actually does brilliant fried chicken to say they're Torkish. See chinese takeaways in London, even in suburbs the portions are fuckin pish. The one in Lewisham, tiny portions, and the one in Blackheath even worse, proper umpa lumpa portions, but....I find they are considerably cheaper than chinkeys up here. Another thing about London as well, ask them for gravy in a chinkies and they think you're taking the piss. Also in chippies, "plenty batter please pet", is generally met by a look like "did he just make a sexual remark?!?!?" they haven't got a clue man.

It's normally fish quays I find. Like Seahooses is a quay. It's shite though so that's a bad example. The worst F+C I've ever had have been seaside places, Blackpool - absolutely wank, and Redcar worst ever. Never seen a cod what is black, before or since. I quite like Pinnacles in Seahouses. Redcar has terrible chippies for a seaside town, there was one good one but the owners retired and it went to shite. Excellent one in Saltburn tho, The Seaview, one of the very best. I usually find chippies that also do fried chicken or burgers or kebabs are shite as well, stick to what you know. The original Harry Ramsdens in Guisley is ok, but the franchised ones are over-priced garbage. Loads of decent ones in Whitby if you're ever down that way. As racist as this is going to sound, I can only think of one decent one I've had that has been ran by FC's. Like honestly. The only good ones are ran by English people I've found, other than one on Munster Road in Fulham, ran by Greeks.

In order I'd go F+C, Chinese, Pizza, Indians, Mcd/bk. I prefer haddock to cod, tastes slightly nicer and cods are full of parasites, they all die when they're getting cooked like, but the thought of eating fried parasites puts me off. I've always felt Harry Ramsden's are absolutely shite too.

Aye I signed him on FM 2005.

I've been to two in Seahooses both shite. One near the lifeboat history place and one on the street leading down to the harbour. Might've been on bad days like. A really, really good one is at Doxford Park beside Morrisons one of the best in the NE, owned by toon fans too, in the inbred heartland.

It's normally fish quays I find. Like Seahooses is a quay. It's shite though so that's a bad example. The worst F+C I've ever had have been seaside places, Blackpool - absolutely wank, and Redcar worst ever. Never seen a cod what is black, before or since.

Bollocks. Mouthing off on a message board has fuck all to do with the backing the lads get. I tell it like i see it on here but back the team till the final whistle at the match. Your particular brand of mindless optimism on here is just annoying. How is it mindless? And its only annoying because it breaks the skin of an eternal miserable pessimistic bastard. Pints always half full marra. I prefer being DELUDED too. I'm an eternal OPTIMIST. My optimism ENDS where it comes to discussing anything to DO with MIKE Ashley however.

They go on about Scotch football being a 2 horse race, well Portugal is just ridiculous. Porto have conceded 2 goals away all season, and have dropped FOUR points, in 24 games. P24 W22 D2 L0. I'm embarrassed for the league, Porto must have a canny side though now, potentially a CL contender again next season.

Nar man. It's all about Kristian's in North Shields. Are they still there? I had fish n chips from there about 10 years ago, up there with the best I've ever tasted. Right on the front beside where the fish comes in. Aye. Gutted the last time I went like, it was in the process of getting refurbished so was closed. You normally find like the best fish and chips are from places right beside fish quays. A notable exception being Seahooses where you'd think they'd be delicious but always been shite when I've been.

You need to move to the toon mate, there is some BELTA chinkeys in Newcastle. I'm very basic in my chinese food though, Chicken Chow Mein, Chips and Gravy, or King Prawn Chicken Chow Mein if am feeling frisky. The way I look at is, ye naa what ye like so why change? I've tried most stuff, aromatic duck is ridiculously overrated, and that sweet sauce, oh dear.

Sounds about right. Drop the highest scoring midfielder in the League. He is THE best finisher in the Premier League I mean that as well. See Shola got 9 in the Sunday Sun. He was good in the first half made the first goal, and scored a good second. The second half though, he was a lazy twat, as ever, didn't chase, half hearted, and for me because he wasn't holding it up as well, and moving that was a key reason the pressure was coming on at us. Its why he drives you mad! The first half showed exactly what he could have been, a beast of a striker who bullied his marker, set one up and scored one and was a genuine handful and also solid technically, and the 2nd half showed why he isn't that, because he simply doesnt want it enough, he doesnt have that hunger and aggression and determination to be the best he can. Rob Lee was on this morning with Ginola and they mentioned Shola and he said he has never become the player he should, because they saw him come through the ranks and thought he was realyl going to make it as he was such a big lad and had the ability, but Lee said he just isn't ever going to reach where he should have. Also he is right that the one mitigating factor is he has had a shitload of injuries which have hampered his career, but mostly its his attitude. Ye naa what it is as well, from Robson through to Souness, Roeder, Hughton, Kinnear and Allardyce, the only one who ever questioned his attitude was Keegan, which speaks volumes. Keegan can see what the fans could see for years.

Paul Ince of Notts County and Chris Powell of Charlton are the only black bosses currently at league clubs. Which makes sense to me. At anyone time there are 4 or 5 black managers of 92 clubs generally, which seems right, when 4% of the population is black. Black English managers are generally shit anyway, look at John Barnes, and what a success Ince made of Blackburn. I always thought Ian Wright would be a good manager but he hasn't chosen that path. There was a show on fivelive last week about this, suggesting that there are so few black managers because there is a preconception that they're all thick. I was hoping that Big Ron would come on and have his two penneth: "It's a complete fallacy to say there aren't many black managers just because they're thick. It's because they're lazy as well..." There's as much chance of a black manager, managing England in the next 15 years as there is of Leazes wearing a Show Racism The Red Card t shirt to the match. The simple reason is there is no one out there. I think Rio will make a good manager though.

Nar man. It's all about Kristian's in North Shields. Are they still there? I had fish n chips from there about 10 years ago, up there with the best I've ever tasted. Right on the front beside where the fish comes in.

Sounds about right. Drop the highest scoring midfielder in the League. He is THE best finisher in the Premier League I mean that as well. See Shola got 9 in the Sunday Sun. He was good in the first half made the first goal, and scored a good second. The second half though, he was a lazy twat, as ever, didn't chase, half hearted, and for me because he wasn't holding it up as well, and moving that was a key reason the pressure was coming on at us.

If you're a fat bastard like me, you'll eat all of the above at least once a month, but what's your favourite. Depends on my mood really. If I'm ridiculously hungover like now, it's pizza. Overall though you can not beat a good fish and chips, Gormans do the best ever. It's a shame that all these lush foods, put loads of weight on you, but they do. See all my life chinese take aways have been there, but pizza shops only really started opening early 90's, Moulin Rouge in Eldon Sq was the first one I remember. Anyway which of the above are you susceptible to?

Binge drinking mate, am not like Rab C Nesbitt normally one night drinking a week, occsionally two.

I tell you what sums that board up. The entire forum said Nolan had shite technique 4 years ago, I got laughed at for saying his technique particularly in the box is almost peerless in English football. Who looks the mugs now? His finish yesterday absolutely brilliant, half of strikers would've panicked but I would've staked my life on him scoring.

Best game I've seen all season on ESPN like could be worth a fortune to me as well. 0-2, 2-2, 2-3, 4-3. Napoli 4 Lazio 3, UNBELIEVABLE game, and I don't even like Italian football. It's as good as it sounds.

So fucked, had about 8 different kinds of drink last night, big mistake, look like I've been 12 roonds with Drago, taak aboot the green eyed monster. I'm gonna restrict mesel to 20 units a month now.

Wouldnt say it was a shit game, thought it was a shit atmosphere though. Perch is one of the worst footballers iv seen at the club. I hope some championship club comes in for him in the summer. As for the midfield against villa... How about...Jonas---Coloccini---Guthrie---Barton? Coloccini was quality yesterday, has been all season and i think he would play that role well. Reminded me of Championship games from last season. Easy goals, small club, full away end full of day trippers. The next game certainly won't be a CCC game though. Besty what you mean re singin section?

He could be a decent bloke for a few month, then say things that make you think he's a cunt for a bit, something he said to Craig yesterday was a complete disgrace on any level, I won't go in to it though. Saw that and thought it was totally unecessary and crossed a line. Still flouncing but saw this and have to say you are both right. Craig I sincerely apologise. Like a scouse dwarf, it wasnt big and it wasnt clever. It was uncalled for and when the internets letting you get that rattled, its time for a break. Takes a man to admit he's wrong, fair play.

http://yfrog.com/h0v9tguj pmsl WHY would any club stick a statue up of Michael Jackson? There's just nee reason at all, what are Fulham deein? What next a statue of Elvis ootside The Strawberry???

To be honest, I thought it was a shite game yesterday and 4-1 flattered us, Wolves were the better side second half, and like I say it definitely was not a 4-1 performance. The third goal was a picture book goal though, and Barton and Coloccini were fuckin mint. Barton has been excellent, I don't want us to sign a right winger, I really think that's his position oot there, because he gives so much quality with his deliveries. Perch pmsl. Did anyone see that pass in the second half down the left, I've heard of people hitting the corner flag, but this mug passes the ball, 40 yards away from the nearest player. Technically I'm better than Perch, he truly is Port Vale standard, he must wake up every day and think how the fuck do I play for Newcastle. 4-1 though that'll dee, hope we can win next week at Villa, but nee Tiote, nee Nolan noo, who we gonna play centre midfield fuckin Perch? Ireland won't be able to play even if he's fit against his parent club.