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1.1 Andy Cole, Ruuuuud, Scholes, Giggs, Berbatov, Solskjaer, Yorke, Sheringham 1.2 Michael Owen 1.3 Frank Sinclair

Our TV money in the PL last time was £38m...so we're £17m better off now according to your £55m figure But like I said above, other turnover was £12m down....and I can't see it rising due to PL status so it's only really £5m better off. Last time we were in the PL we turned a loss of £32.5m though. So assuming the same wages...we'd be running a loss of £27m. These accounts say the wages were £47m, down from £71m.... a £24m saving. That leaves us a £3m loss....before you add Ben Arfa and Tiote's wages (assuming they're more than Carroll's) These are all fag packet numbers, but I think the assumption of a hefty profit this time next year is rash. I can. The turnover will be at least £95m this season without any doubt, the profit will be between £8m and £15m, I'll bet you now. Turnover and profit when looking at the Deloitte & Touche crack, doesn't take in to account player transactions neither.

You're thinking of getting a pension plan

That's a good one, thankfully am not there yet. You click PaulWynRobbins profile and you notice you're only 8 years younger than him

You see women 5 and 6 years younger than you who look haggered.

a nice tidy balance sheet to cover the blow of relegation ? Toonpack and people like him will be cheering from the Sports Direct rooftops That will be the litmus test. With the promotion money and Carroll sale we should have £50mil+ profit. Will Ashley plough it back into the club or claim it's time to start paying back all of his loans and pocket the lot? Howzat? IIRC you were saying in the Mike Ashley thread we'd show a profit in these accounts too. So overall revenue dropped £33.7m and TV revenue fell £21.6m So other revenue fell £12.1m We've got the TV money back.....not sure we've pulled back the sponsorship, crowds, pies, merchandise etc though. Remember we were already running at a loss before relegation too. Without the Carroll cash I reckon we'd still have been running a loss for this financial year....they say break even....nowt like a £15m profit on top of the Carroll cash. We wouldn't like. Our turnover outwith transfer income will be circa £95m/£105m this year. Our Tv income will go up from £16m to a conservative £55m, that's forgeting increased commercial activities the Premiership brings. The wage bill is only about 55-60% of that, guaranteed profit this season, because the loans are interest free or so he says, if they weren't (like Man Utd's) would probably be a different matter.

Most of your favourite matches were 15 years ago

You can't get mortal drunk two days in a row without a four day hangover You call modern music "shite"

General bollocks again. How do you know what sort of film Wacky likes, and why he likes them? If you asked 50 people on Northumberland Street what they thought of the comment "maybe I'm a bit too middle class to enjoy that film" not knowing who it was from.... How do you think the 50 opinions would be split between Sounds an educated modern thinker No opinion Sounds like a mug Sounds like a total mug I know how I think the poll would go. I'm a bit too middle class to enjoy Chubby Brown while we are on. Repetitive jokes about minge, cunts and fanny aren't that funny to the educated man. It's probably because I went to university. To be fair I don't know you personally so I can only go off what I read on here, but I didn't go to University and I regard myself as more intelligent than you so I have no idea why you mentioned university. Secondly do you have to be middle class to consider Chubby Brown as being an absolutely dick. I actually saw him at the City Hall, last minute thing years ago, and spent the worst 90 minutes of my life in there. He's shit, repetitive, unimaginative and that's coming from working class scum like me.

I said all along there needs to be a police inquiry in to him and it looks like there has been. I've just found this new thing on Twitter, retweets. It shows you people who have retweeted your crack, fucking loads retweet what I put, have a look at yours and you'll see. When someone retweets what you've put you don't see it. Some absolute dog rough common as fuck Man Utd fan minger retweeted this for no reason at all. I didn't even get the punchline out neither, cos I wasn't asked why I said it.

Funny that! Well not really considering it is for the 2009/2010 season, and the £60m Premiership revenues plus the £35 will be part of 2010/2011's figures.

Absolute wrongun, I saw that, he said something like it doesn't seem right to have 25,000 blacks in Wembley, then something about cheap deals on cans in corner shops show that not all muslims are bad.

No sentence boils my piss more than this. Without Ashley we'd never have dropped into the Championship in the first place so Dekka can shove this theory 3 miles up his own arsehole. It doesn't wash with me. What fucks me off about the comment is the fact that Ashley had put in all said well over £200m of his own money in to buying and loaning money to the club, is Llambias such a wanker that he can't see it was in FMA's best interests to bring the club back up, to protect his investment. As if he'd thrown £200m away What an arsehole. What the results do show is that we're an amazing club. Think about Rangers and Celtic's claim they'd be like Real Madrid's "with the English TV money", well we didn't have the Premiership TV money last season, they both had European football, yet our turnover was greater than their's. What conclusions can you draw from that??????

I'm gonna have to do it like I mean this kid, he means nee harm, I think he's disabled, but at the end of the day it's nee excuse for tweeting consistent pish.. ..and it gets nee better

Shame Newcastle Blue Star went bust like, they were always my non-league team. Was talking to a bloke last night at the shop who used to manage me when I was under 12's, can't remember how he even got round to saying it, but Trevor Brooking played for Blue Star, I was like aye right oh cos he was a star Brooking, England international for years, right enough I put it in google and he did, he turned oot for Blue Star at the Wheatsheaf in the Northern League. He went to Spain 82 playing at the highest level, less than three years later he's turning out for Blue Star. http://northernleagueday.wordpress.com/201...atters-to-me-1/

Aye, cos you're all bamps anyway and the pound is always worth more than the yank/convict dollar/euro etc.. So clean slate starting for Saturday aye? Once you're out you're out, so to save whinging I suggest people don't use all of theiir 5 quid in one go.

I've asked the lad what mark out of 10 he would give the discussion with the club for positivity tonight regarding our seats, he came back with "7.8".

We could say this is a dress rehersal, get everybody ready to start properly on Saturday, then if you're oot you're oot? Anyone in agreement?

UtdForNewcastle @leazeslad @2narme @jamie_nufc It was a positive discussion guys, will post full details tomorrow That's aal we get tonight ffs. The kid said he'd write what was discussed tonight.

General bollocks again. How do you know what sort of film Wacky likes, and why he likes them? If you asked 50 people on Northumberland Street what they thought of the comment "maybe I'm a bit too middle class to enjoy that film" not knowing who it was from.... How do you think the 50 opinions would be split between Sounds an educated modern thinker No opinion Sounds like a mug Sounds like a total mug I know how I think the poll would go.

Uruguay to bomb the irish 0-2 You should support Northern Ireland too.

I feel someones gonna do a "FYP" on the above

I'm not having a dig but I don't see what social class has to do with which films you should and shouldn't like. Do you think Royalty are supposed to like Trainspotting?? I bet Liz and old Phil had the truffles and cognac out watching it in 1996. "One feels Begbie's a bit of a cunt". I think you're basically saying working class bamps like a certain type of film, which generalises more than someone saying muslims are all terrorists. I liked Football Factory because of how cringeworthy and removed from real life football violence the scenes were, and also the absolutely hilarious dialogue. A film is either good or it isn't. I can watch period drama's which you probably feel are targeted at middle class champions like yourself and I really enjoy them, by the same token, I can watch Rita, Sue and Bob too and think you know what it's a shit film but I really enjoyed that. Is that in a 'so bad it's good' way Stevie? You can't top Steven Seagal films on that front. Under Seige 2 and Belly of the Beast are bang on for that. I'm going to have to root around to try and find my copy of Frost/Nixon. Haven't got round to that yet. Aye kind of, like Lock Stock and Snatch to a point. One thing that someone who didn't know J69 could get from the above posts though, and that's the fact he's a snob.

I fancy England -1 fancy Carroll to do something. Ghana are an odd team, perhaps I'd think differently if Essien was playing.

I'm not having a dig but I don't see what social class has to do with which films you should and shouldn't like. Do you think Royalty are supposed to like Trainspotting?? I bet Liz and old Phil had the truffles and cognac out watching it in 1996. "One feels Begbie's a bit of a cunt". I think you're basically saying working class bamps like a certain type of film, which generalises more than someone saying muslims are all terrorists. I liked Football Factory because of how cringeworthy and removed from real life football violence the scenes were, and also the absolutely hilarious dialogue. A film is either good or it isn't. I can watch period drama's which you probably feel are targeted at middle class champions like yourself and I really enjoy them, by the same token, I can watch Rita, Sue and Bob too and think you know what it's a shit film but I really enjoyed that.