McFaul

You need a training partner Stevie. I'd be willing to black up and call you Stallion to get you back in shape. Will you cuddle me after letting me win a sprint on Tynemouth beach? I watched that again last week cos they were showing them all on itv4. How wrong is that scene man? First off, Apollo blatantly let's him win, then when they're prancing in the sea screaming in each other's faces, its gay as owt. I know. I would bet £200 now, that Meenzer has watched some sort of remake of that scene with extra's.

You need a training partner Stevie. I'd be willing to black up and call you Stallion to get you back in shape. Will you cuddle me after letting me win a sprint on Tynemouth beach?

Best April fool I've heard today is that Scotch rag the Daily Record, claiming that the Proclaimers weren't related and one had plastic surgery to look like the other.

15 fuckin 8 here, FFS.

Happy Birfday, Niiiiice wun

Fuck me what a hangover. You know I'm pissed when I'm on about Wogan's cock.

To be fair to Ant, he didn't know if ASM could see it or not,and didn't say anything he hasn't said directly to ASM. Only one chap came out of it looking snidey. So if you give a snideyness rating out of 100 about this whole episode rate ASM Ant CT LM 0 Ghandi 100 snidiest cunt gan,

See you find out the most about people in adversity Fish, yee naa that as well as anyone. Bad form. People can promote themselves as good blokes as much as they want. Snideyness has nee place anywhere in my books though. Two faced people. Weak characters. Weak. Even in our darkest days fish I never slagged you to no cunt, I just had the odd jibe to you, and you had a god back, which is what banter is about, none of the this cunt said this and this cunt said that. We net rowed like two northern cunts from the toon, well one from the toon one from Lynmouth, but yee naa as well as anyone snideyness is nee good.

Apparently apart from Liam Neeson he had the biggest cock in world wide show business, though am not sure he counts seein as the highest profile thing he ever did was eurovision, and trying to sober George Best up on his show. I've put this up loads of times but it makes me laugh so much.... 19 seconds in

Whey it was part of the Irish over 30's thing wasn't it for years. Wogan got away with it for 25 year before anyone realised he had one.

Seeing as though am banned from the secret forum, who won the net row between CT and ASM, what was the funniest bit about it, and what was it about?

McFaul is not amused! Ye naa whats funny about that pic That's a 45 year old Irishman in 1987, and there's a pic in one of the threads of an 18 year old Irishman from Derry with the same hair cut as Willie did then pmsl he does as well, if someone can find the pic you'll see.

Disgrace I've been banned from the secret forum, 16000 posts, toon fan, stuck for all of you, would meet any of yous, sure you're all good lads, and I'm off the secret forum. Joke that like. I feel like fuckin Henry Hill.

wheres the piss ups thread? fish dont ignore me son wheres the fuckin piss ups thread?

wheres the piss ups section where these rows have been gan on?

Its not Mortal Combat 2. Once ye oot ye oot, till everyone else is. if the cunts who havent played yet dont play for 6 month its a waste of time>

How am I taking owa? Am making suggestions that's all. It's your gig. That's me on 7s anyway pal.

Bastards, I had started so well. Current pot : €11.72 Win Single: Phil Taylor, Adrian Lewis and Simon Whitlock to win @ 7/2 1 line at €2.00 per line Total stake for this bet: €2.00 Potential returns: €9.00 I'm deein Taylor, Anderson, and Whitlock @5/2 £2 - turns £7 easiest money ever der der der der der der der der der der der derrrr OI OI OI thats me back on £7. I think if you're oot you're oot anjd that's it let the 5 survivors stay in, one rule being you have to bet once every 2 days

Bugs me that nee one on here likes darts. Most of me mates do. See like tonight, I'm doing fuck all three hours of Premier League darts is like heaven. More turnups and twists than football even, and noisier crowds, can't wait till they come to the arena in May. Taylor, Anderson and Whitlock all NAILED on tonight, if you need some cash quick. Even if you don't like the darts it's worth watching for the walkon girls. The scouse one is one of the best lookin birds you'll see in life.

Bastards, I had started so well. Current pot : €11.72 Win Single: Phil Taylor, Adrian Lewis and Simon Whitlock to win @ 7/2 1 line at €2.00 per line Total stake for this bet: €2.00 Potential returns: €9.00 I'm deein Taylor, Anderson, and Whitlock @5/2 £2 - turns £7 easiest money ever

Amen to that. It's not just here, it's the Chronicle, fuckin everything. With Stoke being away this month has been like pre-season. This summer with no international tournament will feel like an eternity, and my holiday isn't till fucking October so when it's back am ganna miss a month of games too.

Agreed next person to mention Shepherd or muslims should be banned. We should have a weeks ban on using those two words. Without bothering to read all this thread, how the hell did the word 'muslims' become involved in all this? The two words are killing the forum in the same way, the words blow and job killed Clinton's presidency.

Agreed next person to mention Shepherd or muslims should be banned. We should have a weeks ban on using those two words.

He's probably working in Ireland or something at the minute.