Radgina

Her fun bags are blacked out on my pc, just as well I've got the original! Is it showing up proper on everyone else's? I'm about to txt the poor lass the link!!! 114214[/snapback] Now thats just plain naughty !!!

Laughable isn't it? "Ohhh, it's 5pm and I really should be finishing work, but I'll just hang on for 5 more minutes.... " 114202[/snapback] best thread for ages (Also allegedly)!! Been dying for a coffee for ages but cant move my arse away from PC 114205[/snapback] The men have gone suspiciously quiet......

Look at all the pervs hanging around for the picture !!!!

I'm sure you can keep us updated..... There is usually two or three of them on my Metro at half six in the morning...still wearing their t shirts over the back of their neck and the young lass with the 6 inch roots is always fast aleep under a coat. Every so often the lads leave her alsleep when they get off at Central but she generally wakes up by the time we get to South Gosforth....what fun an games....

" Just say no children....just say no " ......

It looks like it's just an internet copy+paste job. I'd be slightly concerned about the focus: 2 pages on Newcastle United; 4 on the railway and 20 on golf-courses. 111410[/snapback] I just looked at the pictures as I got bored.....

evil genius......

Fingers in the Factories - Editors...one of my favourite songs on the album

This is Northern Soul- Vol 2...

last one for today..... ( for the women !!!) If you think your bloke is too fat make him walk five miles in the morning and five miles in the evening......by the end of the week he may not have lost weight but at least the fat twat will be 70 miles away !!

A woman was in a coma for several months. One day the nurses noticed a slight response whilst washing her vagina. They rushed to her husband and explained , suggesting oral sex may bring her round to which he agreed. A few moments later the nurses were alerted by the alarm from her room. The monitor had flat lined and there was no pulse..." what happened !!" they cried...the husband replies " I'm not sure, I think she may have choked ...."

A bus load of nuns die in a crash and they all go up to the pearly gates. St Peter asks the first nun, " Have you ever had contact with a penis ? ", she replied " I touched one with my finger ". St Peter says " dip it in the Holy water and you shall pass through the gates", he then asks the next nun who replied that she had fondled one and he instructs her to dip it in the water and pass. Suddenly theres an unholy commotion and a nun pushed to the front. St Peter asks " What's wrong, why did you push to the front? "....she replies " If I'm going to gargle that water I want to do it beforesister Anne sticks her arse in it ! "

man goes into Superdrug and asks " have you got any K Y Jelly ? " "no, sorry " says the assistant , "Have you tried Boots ? "...the man says " I want to slide in not fuckin march in !!! "

Has anyone got round to deleting "Danny Boys" account yet??? 109300[/snapback] not yet, maybe we should post the slightly different MSN conv we had with him last night. 109303[/snapback] Details! 109305[/snapback] do tell....

I once knew a fairy...her name was Nuff....fairynuff !

You rotten bastard. So what happened then? 108921[/snapback] He was over the moon! The emails he sent back were all "Oh I can't BELIEVE you've got in touch after all this time! So good to hear from you!". We strung it out for a little while before the guilt set in at which point "she" rather abruptly told him she was moving to Australia and wouldn't be on emails any more. Anyway, a year or so later he goes to a school reunion and she's only fucking there! None of us had the nerve to ask him what she had to say when he asked her how Australia was. 108928[/snapback] unadulterated eeevil.....

My younger brother is planning to record the previous week's Lotto and get a "quick pick" for his mate, sit down with him to see if he's won; now that's fucking evil. 108902[/snapback] We once set up a hotmail account in the name of this lass who a lad at work used to say was his one true love but he'd lost contact with her and started emailing him from it. The lad was a virgin and said she was the only girl he would ever want to be with. He fell for it hook line and sinker like. 108911[/snapback] Now THAT is plain eeeeeevil......

Didn't know he had received threatening phone calls.....bad crack there like people, think some of them need to get a life

watched Crash last night.....hell of a film

Recent scientific study has found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example when ovulating she prefers a man with rugged masculine features. When she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump rammed up his arse !!! I think that may be about it for now.......

If a farmer grew a field of dildos what would his biggest problem be ???? SQUATTERS......

A scientist has invented a bra that stops boobs bobbing up and down and nipples sticking out when it's cold. His colleagues have kicked his ferkin head in !!!

Elton and Furniture spent the whole week of their honeymoon in bed havin sex. On the Sunday Elton says to David " I'm going to the shop, don't you be wanking while I'm away " and off he trots. When he gets back David is lying face down on the bed and there is cum all over the ceiling. Elton says " I told you not to wank while I was away " David says " I didn't I just farted......"

Have you heard about the gay carpenter ??? He always leaves a "saw" behind....