Radgina

I was sent that the other day and when I forwarded it on I got loads of abuse Here's another one i received; A woman set her fanny on fire by mistake, her husband says " Quick, jump on the balcony and the wind will blow it out " so she does but slips and falls, Paddy and Murphy were stood below and Paddy says to Murphy " look....is that a comet ? " Murphy says " Don't be ferkin stoopid man ...that a twattalite ! " sorry

Good album...not fantastic but good..

Vertigo - U2

Mines a bit boring like; 2 pens Speakers Monitor a pile of paper ashtray n tabs ( I know filthy dirty habit) Glass of Mr jack with two lumps of ice digital camera two "Piggin" figures ( one with a big sweety lolly and the other holding a string of hearts) Mobile ( no animals as the lunatic dog isn't allowed on the furniture )

thats one hell of a title !!! cabaret Voltaire - wire in the blood

Editors - Bullets

Here Comes the Rumour Mill - The Young Knives

Their second http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=806267 (I love this site ) 101071[/snapback] Am liking it immensely.....

Was just saying the same thing to Pud the other day ???

99940[/snapback] That must be why they all came "piling" onto here when their playground was out of bounds for "refurbishment" and a new monkey frame....

It does have limited application outside of Newcastle, I was quite looking forward to caliing someone a "fucking tree" or maybe even "fucking tree cunt". 98699[/snapback] .......is that what she said??!!! Sorry, my quote function must be fucked! 98703[/snapback] hurray....I'm getting picked on...I'm so happy now to be part of the "elite" 98709[/snapback] Flounce alert tbh. Pseudo-bullying. 98711[/snapback] pseudo "tree" bullying tbh...FACT...

It does have limited application outside of Newcastle, I was quite looking forward to caliing someone a "fucking tree" or maybe even "fucking tree cunt". 98699[/snapback] .......is that what she said??!!! Sorry, my quote function must be fucked! 98703[/snapback] hurray....I'm getting picked on...I'm so happy now to be part of the "elite"

It does have limited application outside of Newcastle, I was quite looking forward to caliing someone a "fucking tree" or maybe even "fucking tree cunt". 98699[/snapback] not necesarily...could refer to any "sea of shirts" I would imagine....

Apparently a sea of black and white shirts looks like trees, potentially the best insult ever..ended disappointingly. 98693[/snapback] the "Trees" reference was actually a term used by my brother-in-law and by another member of mine and puds "elite" drinking group....twas said in jest and thus , understandably, loses somewhat in the translation......

..bless....

I am sure there was another post on here after puds ???? am I losing my mind must have been the dodgy picture I saw last night

an AC/DC tribute band practising for a gig the mora night at the local over the road with 4000 watt speakers ffs !!!!!!

Real first name: Simone Nickname:various depending....Simi, Sim, Radgee, Evil Edna Age: 30 something Occupation: Civil Servant Location: Felling ( Bronx, Beirut whatever) Language(s) spoken?: English, small amount of French, small amount of Italian and some swear words in other obscure languages Avatart: self portrait ???? Previous avatarts?: Queen in Burberry ( homage to the evil charvs ) Tell us when you first joined the boards?: December 05 Board highlights?: tosspots bitching Board lowlights?: tosspots bitching What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job?: party planning...I can rustle up a mean "do" Pets?: Lunatic Springer Spaniel called Harry whom we rescued from an evil woman I play a bit like.... : no games.....some guitar....pool Football heroes?: Shearer and Beardsley Football villains?: Dennis Wise Best advice given?: A fool and their money are soon parted....show me the fool !! Ideal partner?: Rich and very very old with a really serious heart condition Ideal dinner date?: Billy Connoly or Peter Kaye...not bothered which Ideal meal?: Butterfly chicken breast stuffed with mozarella an garlic mushrooms with a nice creamy sauce Can you cook?: am a SOOPACHEF tbh Current wheels?: Corsa, metallic blue...am starting driving lessons next month Biggest influence?: My Nana TV programmes?: Lost, Shameless, My Name is Earl, the Amazing Race Burger and chips or fish and chips?: Burger and chips....hate all things fish like ( won't even swim in the sea for the blighters ..) Chinese or indian? What do you order?: Chinese always...can't touch Indian food apart from a "foot long" ( Keema Naan ) Favourite tunes?: too many to mention...everything apart from thrash metal and rap Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? neither...both dogs George Clooney or Bradley Pitt?: Clooney Favourite film?: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers ( sorry I loves musicals) or Rocky Horror.. If I won a million pounds: Pay off all the debt and go to every major sporting event around the globe. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13...bottle of Merrydown with a Special Brew chaser !! Ever suspended/expelled from school?: nope...good lass I was Favourite insult?: ugly bitch troll from hell Not a lot of people know that... : I swam with David Wilkie when I was eight and fell in love Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes?: don't do girly things like shopping unless there are lots of bars around.....but was once forced to spend £90 on a dress ( yeuch) for my cousins posh wedding do at Hardwick Hall.. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 pairs of shoes, 3 pairs of boots, 4 pairs of trainers and a pair of hiking boots I'm obsessed with..... : Jack Daniels In 5 years time, I hope to be.... : Happy , Healthy and very very Wealthy..

I almost cried when they killed John 93718[/snapback] One of my fave films of all time......cry every time I see it 93760[/snapback] Do you remember when Stephen King first launched the book? They called it a serial novel; instead of one book they released little paperbacks with a few chapters in each (about 90 pages each iirc). One book came out every few weeks, really kept the suspense going. 93845[/snapback] don't I'm afraid.....only remember the whole book....got an entire cupboard full of Stephen King et al.....

I almost cried when they killed John 93718[/snapback] One of my fave films of all time......cry every time I see it 93760[/snapback] The bit where Mr Jingles dies or when they execute John? Both got me going! 93763[/snapback] Both.....

I almost cried when they killed John 93718[/snapback] One of my fave films of all time......cry every time I see it

mint !!! ( laugh.......I nearly passed my tabs round......)

Cabaret Voltaire - Walls of Jericho...(old Skool)

Bastid 40 minutes on the phone to be told they are sold out.....they are selling them on their own web site for 125 quid each .......shitholes....and we have an account with the Academy and they did not even email us to tell us they were on sale !!!