Radgina

Congratulations....now tear up your student card and pay full whack like the rest of us ..

Hear Hear....

Yeah, kick in the arse from mijas. Tried loads of dodgy little tobacconists and they were all the same price. Nowt wrong with Lamberts Sima, what do you smoke? Silk Cut extra light 136592[/snapback] of which he only smokes them half way down to halt the nasty nicotine

Why do men always scratch their balls in the morning ( and don't say because they can !!) Do you need to check they haven't nicked off in the night or are you surreptitiously checking to see if anything has "grown" whilst you were akip ???

Do what? Lamberts are cleaners tabs man. 136482[/snapback] I'm no cleaner...cheeky scrote...

ah well...just me onme own again then...may as well go to work..

locally known as Haddaway n Shite...

another old Geordie classic..... A went to Julies me mate fell doon the stairs All the kids were laughing at me high waisted flares Me mate was mad cos he lost a platform boot he hockled on the floor and the booncers hoyed im oot singin...howay ya buggers everybody git doon It's friday neet an wa gannin tappin in the Toon

I was thinking that myself...might bring some scales along to the summer piss-up

That lass coming back ower is she? 136208[/snapback] I'm going there next month hopefully. Exam was a piece of piss! I originally got a D in the mock so was scared shitless but nailed it this time. 136333[/snapback] pride cometh before a fall....

beat you all, was on at 6.30 but nobody playing so went to work....

the building? 136059[/snapback] The Wills Building on the coast road in Toon.. it used to be an old tobacco factory or something but they turned it into fancy dan apartments.....

have done one of those diy ones, there okay if you have nothing substantial like me. Have also already organised my funeral, including music and readings and how and where I am to be disposed of Yes, very morbid I know but me and my mates did it one night and wrote everyting down and each has copies so no family can hijack it and turn it into "their" kind of funeral..

Cheers...think it was the "entertainment" that was putting me off as I like to do my own thing and hate the "Butlinesque" idea ( plus all the screaming kids !!) of in-house entertainment...will have a spy tomorrow and see if it's worth booking up plus need to find out if I can get the time off work....

All comments gratefully noted...thanks

anyone been on one ??? saw one on t'internet yesterday for the end of June, 5 star hotel near Rhodes ( close to beach) 7 days all-inclusive for £149 ??? Seems too good to be true like...????

Thats why its called the English Riviera 135993[/snapback] sure is! Been bloody hot last few days, sort of hazy sunshine now, but warm. Wish i hadnt decided to cook a roast dinner i know that much An evening stroll along the beach is in order i think! 135999[/snapback] jealous now !!!! If I went for a stoll along the beach now I'd need my North Face gear on and a safety rope !!!! 136002[/snapback] awww sorry (i wont add that all i'll need to wear is a Tshirt and shorts and my shades) 136004[/snapback] to top it all off it's just started pissing down now !!! that's it I'm emigrating Have a lovely walk....

Pink - I'm not dead....canny album ( going to see her at the Arena later this year) The Upper Room - Black and White

Thats why its called the English Riviera 135993[/snapback] sure is! Been bloody hot last few days, sort of hazy sunshine now, but warm. Wish i hadnt decided to cook a roast dinner i know that much An evening stroll along the beach is in order i think! 135999[/snapback] jealous now !!!! If I went for a stoll along the beach now I'd need my North Face gear on and a safety rope !!!!

Any plans for where after the meal as I don't do "foreign" and I will already be in the vicinity ??? May just pop in and see what strange peeps off t'internet look like

Thats why its called the English Riviera 135993[/snapback] what are we called ????

Can't think of a better way to grab a blokes attention on here than calling a post "morning girls" 135872[/snapback] wasnt intended that way at all!!!...we dont all think that way!! Just noticed it was mainly us females on here early and was being friendly..i had an excuse anyway, i'd just got in from night shift...now ive had a sleep, so good morning everyone again 135979[/snapback] aha...a night nurse 135980[/snapback] yes...and typically grumpy from lack of sleep and having to go to bed on a sunny day while the world is daring to carry on as normal! 135986[/snapback] Sunny 135991[/snapback] It's probably cracking the pavements in Torquay !!!!

Inserting the rocket the other way round would have been funnier.....

Fucking Shakira! Is it worse that you knew that, or that I recognised it? Although I thought she said, "So you don't confuse them...with my bum" 135921[/snapback] That would make more sense but its mountains which to be fair is a funnier line! 135923[/snapback] afraid it's one of those things that sticks in an "old" persons head...thought it was the best line ever when it came out...

Look at my breasts, their small and humble. So you don't confuse them...with mountains