Howay

I like how he tries making clear the judge believed him that he didn't do it intentionally, when in reality the judge was probably just saying aye sure pal take your fine and ban and fuck off.

It's like all the rich blokes from Dubai, Qatar, etc that come over to London every year to show off their cars and then allegedly spend the time over getting absolutely off their map on coke and pills. They probably drink in all mind. Then return home and go back to looking down on people who want to have a drink .

Some are saying he was apparently twice the legal limit, I'd not believe him even if he was just over but if it's true he was twice the limit then he's definitely talking out his arse. He's a class player but he seems like a right fucking bellend between this and the birthday cake stuff .It just makes him look daft coming out with guff like this imo, just take the punishment for what you did and shut the fuck up.

I'm not all that arsed, as others have said if we were to keep him I hope it's only as back up at PL level as for me he's pretty poor in that division. If we wanted to get rid I'd prefer us to offload him to dipshit Pardew in January so we could start giving his replacement (which I assume is Lazaar who I am starting to think was bought for the PL anyway) time to settle into the role.

This looking back at last Championship season makes me recall what an asset Carroll was for us, not only did he bang them in but he basically put Stevie T out for the season.

That also means those sides have more clean sheets than Wigan I'm assuming. I'm not sure what keeping within 1 goal proves defensively but they've conceded at least 2 goals in 7 games against sides who are far less threatening in attack than our lot. I don't think they will roll over, that I suppose is what the lack of losing by more than 1 goal really shows, but they've not come up against what is basically a Premier League attack and if our lot aren't complacent and are in form I see no reason we couldn't beat them by 3 or more goals regardless of their defensive record. It's all just guesswork at the end of the day, what I'm really saying is what DK said his dad is saying, teams records in this league don't really count for a great deal until they play us look at the reaction of the Ipswich manager after we showed them up. Maybe we will scrape by but after seeing how we ripped apart a Birmingham side who were 5th in the league and before the last two games had only let in 19 goals (22 if you only take out our game), I'm not going to give the rugby loving tramps any credit whatsoever until they actually stop us.

Sums up my feelings on it, our squad is littered with players that would walk into any other side in the league. It is arrogant to a degree aye but as you say it's hard to disagree with (hence the constant moans of rival sides saying we've bought the league), I don't for one second think this squad will walk into the PL and charge right up it but it's different class in this league. Birmingham were 5th when we played them and we made them look like they were a League two side. As I say Wigan's defensive record is canny but we've scored 41 goals, more than 2 a game on average, and played most of the play off challenging sides. Your dad is spot on imo.

I just saw the highlights and from what I saw I completely agree about Diame, he finally looked like the player we thought we had bought. He was all over the pitch using his strength and size to hold up the ball, or surge past people, he seemed to be dropping deeper for the ball rather than just standing outside the box waiting for it. Hopefully it was just taking him time to figure out how he could fit in the side and how he should play to be effective in our set up and now we see the player that was a big help to Hull last season.

Against then I just think defensive record doesn't show much as I really do think players like Shelvey, Gayle, Ritchie, Hayden, and a few others are the best in the league in their positions so it's hard to work out how a defence will do against that lot. It all just depends on how up for the match/complacent our lot are.

They've got a similar sort of goals allowed as Reading, QPR, Birmingham, Preston, and Ipswich (if you take out the heavy spanking we doled all of those teams), I don't think their defence is any better than any of the ones we have faced so far tbh. Of course I'm not saying 100% we will spank them but I really don't see Wigan's defence stopping our lot if they're in similar form to the weekend.

Regardless of Happy Face's hoodoo we're going to beat these rugby loving tramps by over 4 goals to their 0, I'm going to be like Connor McGregor and say they wont get a shot on target and we'll be 3 up by half time. Basing all of this on abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

Jose Mourinho is such an unbearable cunt these days, I always had very little time for him but he's a right little fucking bitch nowadays. Oh aye and Sissoko is still utterly shite btw, the commentators were full of praise for his "power" and "direct style" when he walked on as a sub, a couple of minutes later Dixon was going "Sissoko looks knackered, he's only just come on but he just passes the ball right back as soon as he gets it, I wasn't expecting this" and moaning about him as he gave the ball away in the opposition box twice .

Haircut of a 14 year old charva that, what a shambles.

This is what would have happened to Robin Hood's lot if that cunt of a ref didn't put money on against us.

On the bright side they'll get to see their shambles play that Burton Albion side they were so obsessed with soon, well they'll get to hear it anyway.

Get up there, happy for Gayle getting his hattrick. Cost me a point in the predictions though the nobber.

Aye take the foot off the gas now lads.

GOUFF!

I bet that Mackem v Swansea game is a fucking dreadful watch.

Hopefully gives him confidence to fill that position properly.

Hayden destroying these brummy tramps.

Get in there Dwight!

The Leeds fans just wanted a roof over their head for the night. The MASSIVE fucking tramps.

Aye Jet Li is a belta.

:lol: Aye I said to one of my mates that the Euros was the last one for absolute yonks that you could enjoy, Russia is a nightmare unless you like getting stomped on by a bunch of pot bellied racists and I don't see the appeal of basically living in air conditioning in Qatar for the entire tournament, the 13 country one is a dogshit idea in all as that just kills any of the atmosphere of fans interacting etc.