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That websites a piss-take right? these people are just so crazy that it could be real

I found this on another forum: I hope Ledgers family get some sort of restraining order put on these ignorant fucks, "fag-enabler" making it up as they go along the cockends.

R.I.P

We'd be directly responsible for raising the country's rate of inflation at that fucking price. Let's do it then, it'll wind them up even more

Funnily enough that's what southern journos have been doing for the past 3 months . Still stinging there fat boy? Seems a very apt description of what he does after this car crash of an article. They've been trying to hit a nerve with us for years with trash like this and Keegan seems to have hit their rawest nerve in his first press conference back LEGEND!

Keegans comment about southerners going to the theater has really touched a raw nerve with the fuckers. It's class how we're the impatient ones despite saying we'll give Keegan time yet the media are already making him out to be a total failure you'd think Bolton beat us 7-0

BBC are useless as soon as we go 3-0 up the commentator announces that it's over stoke are out and it switches over to the fucking havant and waterlooville game

:nufc: This is brilliant news who needs mediocre managers like Mark Hughes when we can have out and out entertaining footy! and lotbot just fuck off noone cares what you or the rest of the country think, if we're not a big club why are you bothering to comment I couldn't care less who anyone else appoints and certainly wouldn't take the time to post messages on their forums. Plus your craic is terrible using the same old shite.

Zarate's mint, also Collins John is very good. Also Ignashevich is available on a free at the start gd solid centre back, Belluschi from river is excellent, Arshavin really good in AM, Zhirkov, Bystrov, Breno from sao paulo is a good young centre back but he's brazillian, Ochoa is a gd young mexican keeper was good on 07 as well, ever banega from boca turns into a good player but seems to become a better winger than a dm on mine.

I'm not sure about Milan but I don't think Madrid will be changing manager as Schuster seems to be liked by the president etc, but Real have sacked managers after league titles and champions league wins.

They call us fickle

Very true Alex, I thought he was going to come good should have known better (plus I don't know how to change it.)

Hughes is criminally overrated tbh.

Jesus wept real ambition this is. I disliked Allardyce before he came here and I dislike Redknapp just as much, I know mourinho and all the other top managers will probably reject us but ffs you have to at least try before hiring this tosser. Why does the manager have to be British anyway as long as they speak English and are proven to be a good manager I couldn't care where they are from, hope this is just some more media bollocks but I'm starting to worry . Ashley and Mort oot!!

I remember the journalists handing out "souness out" banners to the kids and that after one of our games, then filming them, it's all fabricated bullshit. I want to know why they give such a damn about us all these 'liverpool' and 'chelsea' fans texting into sky and bbc saying we're not a big club, why do they care then? I wouldn't waste my time and money texting in about any of their clubs.

He was only kidding ffs I doubt he meant it to be serious

Scotswood road and west denton

Get shot of the fat cunt

Whats the point in giving him time ffs he intentionally plays players out of positions Enrique and Beye have often been dropped so that a centre back and a left winger can play in their position, but I'm sure he is only doing these random idiotic decisions now and he wont do them given time . His substitutions are Roeder-esque i mean we were playing 4-4-2 with one wide sided player on the pitch so he took that winger off for another one where is the sense in that? People also say "best start we've had in years" it has been the easiest start opposition wise we've had getting 2 points from playing derby, boro, reading and sunderland is definitely not good the only "top 8" teams we've played so far are pompey, man city and now Liverpool and we have been slaughtered by all three. Man City were in an almost identical position to us last season now look at them Sven seemingly hasn't "needed time". I mean we beat Liverpool in this fixture last season with hideous amounts of injuries whereas this season we didn't even get a shot on target how is that progress. As for who we get I don't know I just don't understand why people insist on giving Allardyce time because he's "established" Souness won more in his managerial career and people weren't willing to give him time (not saying I was wanting Souness to stay), maybe just get big Mike to give someone like Capello a massive wage to come here.

We've got liverpool blackburn and arsenal up next can anyone seriously see us getting any points out of them three matches?

Tactically inept idiot he really showed that today, leading goalscorer on the bench lol I know some people on here dislike Martins but he does score which is more than Smith.

That was just terrible fat sam thinks martins and owen dont work together because they are both short so he plays smith over martins because obviously smith is tall... He plays the left winger on the right wing and right winger on the left wing plays 2 slow defenders that fell apart against long ball tactics against a team which has bags of pace and like to play direct to benjani, then when he eventually decides to bring our top scorer on he takes the left back off despite smith being useless moves n'zogbia to left back puts martins left wing then brings emre on not for butt instead he takes milner off. Totally tactically shown up by Redknap today portsmouth are a good team but we didnt have to just give them the win. Oh and btw if we dont do better against the mackams too right i expect allardyce out chants in fact he should be sacked if we loose to those inbreds.

NEWCASTLE United have given Norwich City permission to speak to Lee Clark about joining the Championship club as part of Glenn Roeder's new coaching staff. Former Toon boss Roeder was named in charge of the Canaries this week and Lee has been allowed by United to speak to Carrow Road club about the position of assistant manager. Lee began his playing career with his beloved Newcastle United, making his debut in the 1990/91 season. He left St. James' Park in the summer of 1997, but after spells with Sunderland and Fulham he returned to Gallowgate at the start of the 2005/06 season under Graeme Souness. He was drafted into the coaching staff by Glenn Roeder when he replaced Souness, and as well as having first team duties he has also taken charge of Newcastle's Reserve side. off the official site btw

your a spazz, I bet Boudicca wasn't too pleased seeing your ancestors come over on boats, or do you believe your 100% British...