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C'mon, who voted Shearer?

Proper channels = BBC human resources dept.

Half our players get a fifth chance at playing well too now

We need one of those managers that always blames himself and never buys a dud footballer.

A 294 day crash course in stress, abuse and humiliation.

Great minds think alike.....that was my 1st impression anyway. Yeah but it really does sound like bollocks though. Your smokescreen idea, that is. This is NUFC, we don't do smokescreens, we do incompetence. Well the NUFC of recent times yes, but ashley is a very shrewd businessman, i think this could be his way of transforming the club into his own. Doing things his way right from the start........Mourinho in by end of next week! That's just it, if Ashely had really wanted a major transformation, why just keep clogging on with BSA? I think Mort/Ashley believed in BSA (rightly or wrongly), and their arses have now fell out their trousers. Doesn't inspire confidence in the 'shrewd businessman'.

Oooo, a mate would be pleased with that. Keano?

John Collins? Official channels being, asking his missus first.

"will go through the proper channels" "not looking for a foreign manager" "Shearer has NOT been approached" what the fook?

It was easy enough for the corrupt Thai and the Randy Lerner.

Do we really need any players? On paper it looks like a decent set. Maybe he can get the best out of them in a decent formation. Season is just a complete write off tbh. Was about 5 games ago. BSA and Mort agreed the problem wasn't the current players, it was the way they were playing - fucking hell he got himself sacked!

Sky just got a right slagging off a caller for showing the rent-a-mongs on a loop. Quality.

Who did he beat to the job? Seriously.

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Shearer won't get sacked until we reach Division 3 or whatever the 3rd division is called now.

SBR: "To say I'm shocked and surprised at this decision is to put it mildly."

Nicky Butt's 4th? manager

They'll be gutted now the biggest story of their season has broken. And Robbie Savage never went to sundeland because he would have to move there.

Martin Jol the next nearest favourite after Shearer at 4-1. Madness.

Rent-a-mongs on SkySports: 'Sheera Sheera Sheera' If they don't have a replacement lined up, this is the wrong TIME to make this decision, but it's NUFC, we do it the stupidest way possible, every goddam pissing time.

Half a season gone and people can only name one game where his presence changed the game. As usual the argument that we have more important things to deal with keeps the likes of him and Milner in easy street. As for Bayern, are there any quotes or offers tabled? Hitzfeld is leaving, so who is it at Bayern that is interested in him?

Yes its very easy to say that, but you would thought in this day and age you could go into a bank and request, rather than ahving an old frial guy phoning a bank like that. He isnt with it half the time so its difficult asking him for passwords etc Then you need a power of attorney.

Bayern Munich? Has he been on the old magic turkish bubble pipe or something?

Do you doubt my word Fish? I only got two things in this world....

What about Imre Varadi? 42 goals from 90 appearances if I remember correctly. These bloody Keegan bandwagon jumpers.