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Even worse on the highlights. And it's Rozenal!!!! Fucking hell, even Shearer gets it wrong.

Fucking piss poor boring amateur sunday league ldv vans trophy shite. No wonder we didn't sell out.

N'Zogbia has clearly looked like our only attacking threat. He runs at players and gets passed them, provides the chances for our strikers and has got a couple of decent shots on goal. I dont see what you are complaining about, it is the rest of the side that hasnt done much. Did we win? he's done nothing, certainly nothing to warrant his best of tag. 3 corners to their 12, we were nowhere near threatening them.

We still look like a pile of shite who have never played together. And I'm sorry, but what has N'Zogbia done today, apart from get bundled off the ball like a soft as shite pansy. Might as well have just conceded the game, waste of fucking time.

We've signed Ronny Rosentall apparently.

I seem to have tuned into Grimsby vs. Sunderland. Can anyone direct me to the Premiership standard game today?

The fact that it could be a cup shock which would mean the end of Allardyce? Biased southern media etc etc etc. What shite. You do have a tendancy to talk it. Me? Alright then. Let's put this aside and get back to watching this epic battle of life and death that is Stoke v Toon. Idiot.

The fact that it could be a cup shock which would mean the end of Allardyce? Biased southern media etc etc etc. What shite.

Reinforcing the fact the BBC do not have the first clue about what match to televise for the wider entertainment facter. Useless twats. Pick up the scraps lads, you useless cunts, go on Shearer, add some mind numbing banlity to this shit-heap. And we have to play at a stupid time for this? Arseholes.

Even the lunatic madman Tino can see the advantage of being in a hotel before the game. HELLO players 'committee' you bunch of arses. Oh no, let's all do our own thing, and go on the lash and get fighting. Idiots.

"Newcastle squad are worth about £50m, Stoke about £750k"

This wasn't worth stopping drinking for so far.

I doubt they even had to pay the same for the match. Antiques Roadshow is probably worth more to the BBC, and judging by it so far, you wouldn't argue. Biased southern media blah blah blah.

And wake up.

But you are a wanker though...

He might be inside the 'budget'.

Go Joey Go!

You need to get a girlfriend.

Aye, everybody hates us, honest.

Policitally moved?

Tigerland (2000). Colin Farrel. I never heard of this when it came out, pretty crap anyway.

Do a google image search for naughty forty: http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&am...sa=N&tab=wi It's not what I was expecting to be honest.

That's not a good thing. How is that, shit for brains?? Not sure as he seems to be contradicting his previous reply It' not a good thing if a midget is our fastest CM. Fucking hell between you and tribal I'm going to wear out my crayons drawing pictures for you two.

Even less, at least Milner runs. He runs, it's just he has a lower maximum speed due to his little legs. In fact I'm pretty sure he has to run constantly just to keep up with play. Emre isn't slow, tbh. Proper 100m sprinter isn't he. Or did you mean mentally? (the kid who acts like a twat when we have used all three subs, and starts full scale riots while on international duty) Serious question: have you ever seen any of these players? I've seen numerous posts from you that suggest you're pretty much picking names and judgments out of a hat. I saw a few posts from you recently that suggest you're on the rag.

I was going to hire a Ka for my trip back home in March if I couldn't get a decent train fare. [/serious Mode] Apologies for you actually engaging my train of thought here mate so to speak, as I'm sure it does your head in being the resident forum protocol when it actually comes down to anything remotely gay related. But Martin posted quite a rather insightful and one of the most powerful posts I've ever read on any internet forum. When he was talking about the relationship between two males and how not all homosexuals do actually receive so to speak despite common misconception. Resonated with you did it Jonny?