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How many games before Berbatov started scoring?

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So we'll either play shit or not, and either win or lose? I'm off to the bookies. Lock of the week.

If anyone here plays darts, gimme some clues on your chosen design. Been playing some shitty ones, but now need some badass ideas for my own set, I am clueless. Proper darts players opinions welcome.

That's some crazy definition of hope right there.

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'Big' has nothing to do with it. The question will be, in the club's current state, will Mort and Sam present a united front to persuade players that here is where they should be, as I guarantee, the only players that see NUFC as first choice are going to be ones who like Sam, and I don't think that's going to be Deco or the like. And if a player is available, and wants to come, and is then vetoed for money reasons, you can guarantee BSA will let it be known to the press. He can't help himself. This thread is moo, it is a moo point.

The Departed Groundhog Day Too Young To Die? Batman Begins The Secretary The Running Man Superman Returns War of the Worlds Munich There's £40 on top of £50 before xmas. I need help . I also now need an inventory, as I'm spending half my time in the store trying to remember if I've got it or not

Well Ive met you a few times so it neither saddens me nor makes me chuffed, its more confusion that you have a lass

Just heard this: "Prince William to get his wings"

I don't think he notices himself, he's away with the fairies half the time.

She's already got you watching the soaps man, so I don't think you're losing any independance with this decision

You know what does my head in about Yanks, they'll put "Portland, Oregon" like people are supposed to know Oregon is in USA. I only know it is because of the NIKE factory. Why don't they says Portland, USA? They say London, England, like England has the same significance as a fuckin US state, despite our capital being recognised as THE world capital. Why say London, England? There's no other London. We don't say New York, New York unless we're singing old Frankie's songs. Yanks do my head in. I'm not getting at you mate, but your country does my head in. This Claudio Pitbull, do you really think if he was that good at 26 they'd be sending him on loan. In 12 years, we've went from breaking the World Transfer record on strikers, to spending coppers on players who are loaned out of the second best club in Europe's 9th best league. Americans are arrogant. But also 1 in 5 yanks don't know where America is on the map. Oh, but I must also add America has about 50 Englands in one single country. 50 might be exaggerating a bit but...you know what I mean. No. The population of the UK is easily double the size of their by far most populous state. Texas: 20m people New York: 18m Florida: 15m etc etc I think that justifies refering to town, state. And states are effectively countries in their own right, as opposed to Ashford, Middlesex/Kent.

Spotted louise taylor so just didn't read it, why waste your time?

In 5 years, we will be under-achieving, booing the team, calling for the manager to be sacked, bleating on about biased press, and generally wasting our money on football. People don't like change.

Edit the sub-heading for 'live on BBC, 5.45pm' someone. So people know to stay out.

At last, a funny one bob, I knew you had it in you! I believed!

What is your opinion based on? Never having been sacked from a Premiership job. Roeder has been hired to save a D1 team, BSA has a history of promoting D1 teams. So? You want me to draw you a picture?

Has an ingenious battery level display, which wastes the battery.

What is your opinion based on? Never having been sacked from a Premiership job. Roeder has been hired to save a D1 team, BSA has a history of promoting D1 teams.

This isn't snow.

He's crap. An incident last night where he tried to be Ronaldo boiled my piss. And if he was even half the player of Ronaldo, he would be able to hit it with the outside of his right foot and curl it round the keeper. He's shit, but has a get out of jail card because we have other priorities apparently, as if creating chances isn't a priority in our situation!

People forget some of the world class ball players BSA has signed in the past.

As if Barton is the only thing opposition fans have to take the piss on.