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If I ever had any real interest, I'm pretty sure the ticket price would put me right off. I get on with the DIY in international breaks. I've watched the rugby though, totally different atmosphere I would imagine.

Chester le Street? Could you get further from bloody Blyth and still be in the NE?

She only ever talks about what happened to her that day. The thing is she doesn't lead that interesting a life.

Did I tell you all that I'm going to a Wallace and Gromitt party ????? A plastescine party?

You heard about the smog lass who faked her own death, had a tribute from the club and everything, all over something that happened on FMTTM?

He's obviously never heard of the mighty Blue Star

A post about 'I'm going to a wrestling party' is only going to go one way shirley?

Excellent!

Fayed wants the jury to say that the secret service murdered Diana because she was up the duff. I have a feeling he's going to be dissappointed.

Who the fuck throws a WWF party ffs, if it's not a under 13 year olds party then you want locked up you sad twat! And if it is a 13 years old's party he wants locked up as well

Harper has played 60 Premiership games in 15 years. He is the very definition of loyalty (or lack of ambition).

Lost her kids now.

Quite funny seeing Given in an article - "deal with the heat"

"Klara and Edda belly-dancing" misleading title then. Just seen it on the news with the newsreader's hand covering the 4 year old. She's on the floor with another kid standing over her, in a kind of dancy type pose. Still the title is pretty far removed..

Collection pulled by the Baltic - apparently it's not complete without the kiddie porn

"Firstly, we consider at Prodrive that our route to be competitive in F1 is to partner an existing team - frankly, I don't have the patience to set up a team from scratch and flog around at the back of the grid for five years. "And as far as Aston Martin is concerned, it is a product that is still in its infancy. It is still developing as a brand. There is a great range of cars, but there is a long way to go before it is in a place where an involvement in F1 could benefit the brand. Today we sell all the cars we produce. We need a proper cross-section of products and only then can we start to look at what we can do to extend the reach of the brand further. "You would also have to look at the damage it could do to go into F1 and get it wrong. There are other issues for Aston Martin without worrying about something as dramatic as Formula One motor racing." -Dave Ah come on man! It didn't do Bently/MG any harm. How cool would it be to have Lewis Hamilton driving an Aston Martin!

Schwarzenegger in it = cult film Schwarzenegger not in it = pile of steaming shite I've never been so annoyed about being conned into watching a film as AVP. And that was a DVD as well.

Well you could just wear it under your Toon top and trackies? Or get them stripper trousers for the full effect

You have a hotel room and tickets to an event that a 17 year old girl would kill for. Are you actually moaning or what?

For all the wierd formations and continually playing Smith, I think this Harper thing is the worst thing Sam has done yet.

Glen? Ruud

Their youngsters are probably shit scared of Barton