Douggy B

A very low blow Alexis. Hardly. I do find it somewhat ironic though that people (and this by no means applies to just yourself) who question virtually every motive of those in power often believe the most outlandish conspiracy theories without demur. It brings balance to the force sweetie. Not really, it's a complete contradiction, honey Spot on, its one of the worst side effects of the internet IMO. Some people dont deserve a stage. Some of those sites are hilarious mind. The downside is some people still believe them. That South Park episode where they're all ran by the US Government is quite funny btw. I think at its worst it can worsen cases of mental illness and paranoia. Honestly I had a conversation with a fella down the pub the other day...not the cleverest of blokes I grant you. Unfortunatly he had managed to set up the internet in his house some how. He was telling me that I was a slave because I had a job and a mortgage and that it was illegal for the government to charge you tax. He told also told me that our names are capitalised so the goverment can treat us as companies rather than individuals. He came up with lots of "facts" like people do on here that I had no way of disproving. In the end I had to tell him I didn't really care and walked off.

A very low blow Alexis. Hardly. I do find it somewhat ironic though that people (and this by no means applies to just yourself) who question virtually every motive of those in power often believe the most outlandish conspiracy theories without demur. It brings balance to the force sweetie. Not really, it's a complete contradiction, honey Spot on, its one of the worst side effects of the internet IMO. Some people dont deserve a stage.

Parky I am all up for questioning the motives behind some decisions that are made by those on high but do you have a complete inability to take anything at face value.

*Lawyer in defending client shocker* They're on temporary visas, better to be safe than sorry. Out you go.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8011341.stm

When you say released you mean deported.

Re-read required. Oh I see, I know, he has gone from winning nothing at Liverpool, to winning nothing at Spurs. All whilst earning 60K a week for playing football. He must be beside himself. He's gone from playing with Gerrard to playing with Jenas What part of 60K a week are you struggling with? So 60k per week playing with Gerrard, or 60k per week playing with Jenas? YOU decide... Meh, I tell you what, you pick for me. If we could collectively raise 60k p/w for you, would you take it and not post here? No offence fella but I reckon you're less popular on here than me and you support Newcastle. Deluded There's only ChezGiven who sticks up for you, and he's a Newcastle-Online whore, he probably wants to see you pulling the standards on here down So thats why you have it in for Stevie, you're NO. OK that makes sense. Read the Danny B thread. 8 out of 10 Toontastic users think I'm great and should be made admin. I obviously politely declined the kind offer. PS: Rap music is for losers. FACT.

Perfect result for me. Goons don't win and Pool drop valuable league points.

Re-read required. Oh I see, I know, he has gone from winning nothing at Liverpool, to winning nothing at Spurs. All whilst earning 60K a week for playing football. He must be beside himself. He's gone from playing with Gerrard to playing with Jenas What part of 60K a week are you struggling with? So 60k per week playing with Gerrard, or 60k per week playing with Jenas? YOU decide... Meh, I tell you what, you pick for me. If we could collectively raise 60k p/w for you, would you take it and not post here? No offence fella but I reckon you're less popular on here than me and you support Newcastle.

Re-read required. Oh I see, I know, he has gone from winning nothing at Liverpool, to winning nothing at Spurs. All whilst earning 60K a week for playing football. He must be beside himself. He's gone from playing with Gerrard to playing with Jenas What part of 60K a week are you struggling with? So 60k per week playing with Gerrard, or 60k per week playing with Jenas? YOU decide... Meh, I tell you what, you pick for me.

Get to fuck, you've been on minimum wage for as long as I can remember. And Alex, the allotment is coming on lovely. Mate, it's not about what you've got in your wallet, it's about who you've got in your phonebook. Andrew, one of the few slices of joy to be taken from this pie is the utterly relentless flow of beautiful women traipsing about city centres, parks and riversides as this weather hits. A book, and a big twatty pair of shades cover a multitude of nefarious gazes Bear in mind you're in London and he's in Burnley. Hard to eye up a girl in a Burqa

Apllied for some prawn sandwich at work...not sure what day I'll get yet though.

Are you not thinking of a Yarmulka? Still no funnier.

We do, he is top earner along with King, Defoe et al.

Re-read required. Oh I see, I know, he has gone from winning nothing at Liverpool, to winning nothing at Spurs. All whilst earning 60K a week for playing football. He must be beside himself. He's gone from playing with Gerrard to playing with Jenas What part of 60K a week are you struggling with?

Re-read required. Oh I see, I know, he has gone from winning nothing at Liverpool, to winning nothing at Spurs. All whilst earning 60K a week for playing football. He must be beside himself.

Don't you guys feel these witty remarks would have worked better when he was actually here? And why would Spurs fans be gutted Keane didnt work at Liverpool

If it was me I would be doing laps of the golf course making the most of the sunshine. That or contracting until I could get something.

Acrossthepond was gutted he missed the boat so he went for it anyway.

Saudi Telecom have been strongly suspected for some time. As for the size, Man United are one hell of advertising space. For the period this shirt is likely to be worn, I'd suspect a new sponsor to give a little. They have just announced the sponsor as 3 indonesia. That shirt must be a fake.

Could that have more of a hollow ring?

I've heard this is common place amongst fans of clubs in trouble.

Domestically? We've won 2 more league titles than you, you've won 2 more FA Cups than us. In europe you've won 3 times to our 1. Massive difference, eh? Had we won on Sunday, we'd never have heard from you... I have to pick you up on a few things Craig. Most of Newcastles honours you are referring to are pre war. Now catagorising what is known as "the modern game" is a tough thing to do, however I am not sure that a couple of fellas playing in the hob nail boots they wore down the pits and kicking a pigs bladder round the pitch counts. I also notice you are conveniently forgetting to even count league cups.

Are you on a diet?

Why cant we all get along?