Douggy B

This is a hypothetical situation I take it?

FYP How much did you pay for him? Sure it was something around the fee for Xisco if not that he surely hit around the £5m mark. 4.7m. Looked lively in preseason but got a bad knock. Has scored 4 goals this season and is only young. Im backing him like I did Gomes and look how stupid Tom and Stevie look now.

FYP

He didn't? No he went on the last day of the summer window.

Obsessed. The irony. What are you doing here again? Can't help yourself can you? From posting on a Newcastle forum? Indeed I can't! I love all things Newcastle United You can't help yourself either, can you? Me and my shaaaaadddooooww!! Except I'm the Newcastle supporter on the Newcastle forum! Complete the following sentence... I, Danny B, post here because... I provide a service. That service being a provider of yin to the raging yang of delusions and mistruths propagated on Toontastic. To be fair the results are good and there has been a marked improvement. Everybody has done well. Your turn... I follow Danny B about the place because......

I remember a 2-6 win for you in the FA Cup Ronnie Rozenthal got 5? Only three, we were 2-0 down in that game too. We beat them 7-2 in the league under Graham as well. Got gubbed at theirs 4-0 in the cup about 10 years back. They were giving so much large that night

To be fair I remember some pretty fiery atmospheres down the Dell. They hated us for some reason, even before we had Hoddle and Richards off them. glad they are down though, Lowe called us North London Yobbos when we had Hoddle off them and then a couple of years later they did the exact same thing to Plymouth with Sturrock. Stark warning to what can happen if relegated teams dont bounce straight back though

In the immortal words of Wacky. Thick as mince. hes right you muppet, what better situation could they hope for? Misread that as they will not be punished if they go down. Apologies to J69. The sentiment still stands though. Undone by your own stupidity again Daniel? I never claimed to be brains of Britain TBH.

Obsessed. The irony. What are you doing here again? Can't help yourself can you? From posting on a Newcastle forum? Indeed I can't! I love all things Newcastle United You can't help yourself either, can you? Me and my shaaaaadddooooww!!

Obsessed. The irony. What are you doing here again? Can't help yourself can you?

In the immortal words of Wacky. Thick as mince. hes right you muppet, what better situation could they hope for? Misread that as they will not be punished if they go down. Apologies to J69. The sentiment still stands though.

In the immortal words of Wacky. Thick as mince.

The same should apply to West Ham then. Not that the prem would ever do it.

When is it? Today. It's ok, yours isn't till 11th September. Guffaw

Yeah course. He has never STARTED, in a winning Spurs side, IN THE LEAGUE....ON A TUESDAY....IN THE RAIN...Blah blah blah. He was signed in the Jan window last year anyway. Doesn't that just make the stat worse!! I suppose it does but I don't think it is a reflection on him at all. We were rubbish after winning the CC last year and had our shocking start to this season. Since then BAE has been one of our players of the season and kept him out the side. 5m, bags of potential, meh...worth hanging onto I reckon.

Yeah course. He has never STARTED, in a winning Spurs side, IN THE LEAGUE....ON A TUESDAY....IN THE RAIN...Blah blah blah. He was signed in the Jan window last year anyway.

David Bentley made the top fifteen. Coloccini

Jonny Abrams Posted on: 23 April 2009 - 12:29 Football Comments: 2 Go... Last summer, an awful lot of money was lavished on some really rather hopeless cases. Here are our Top Ten Worst Premiership Signings of the Season: 1. Dimitar Berbatov – It’s not been going particularly well of late for Manchester United’s £30m Bulgarian, whom many United fans see as breaking up last season’s dynamic attacking unit, and tamely farting a penalty at Tim Howard in last Sunday’s FA Cup semi-final against Everton hardly helped matters. 2. Deco – The £8m Portuguese midfielder looked unstoppable in his first few games for Chelsea but has since disappeared in a ‘mercurial’ puff of smoke. You might say that Scolari dropped a Ballack. 3. Jimmy Bullard – Phil Brown’s Hull City (PBHC) paid Fulham £5m for the decent but injury-prone midfielder in the hope that it would arrest their slide down the table but, sure enough, Bullard inured his knee just 37 minutes into his first game and will now miss the rest of the season. Poor PBHC. 4. Paul Robinson – It’s entirely appropriate that the former England goalkeeper was Paul Ince’s first signing for Blackburn as this piece of business is a perfect representative microcosm of Ince’s reign – rubbish. It appears that £3.5m Robinson has at some point during the last few years been struck by lightning, while the irksome Ince’s subsequent sacking keeps him happily out of both sight and mind. Allardyce next, please. 5. Dave Kitson – Stoke paid a club record fee of £5.5m to take the striker from Reading, in the hope that his goals would fire them to safety. 16 games and no goals later – and having accrued the nickname ‘Dave S***son’ – he was loaned back to Reading. 6. Jo – The Brazilian striker represented £19m down the drain for Manchester City but, somewhat uniquely, could also be in line for shrewdest signing of the season given the goals he’s scored since moving on loan to Everton in January. Given that the Toffees are unlikely to be able to afford to make his move permanent, it will be interesting to see what happens next for this erratic young talent. 7. Fabricio Coloccini – How much, Newcastle? £10.3m?? Ouch, Newcastle. Ouch. 8. Xisco - £5.7m? Oh, Newcastle. Tut, tut, tut. Shall we mention Gutierrez and Nolan as well? Or just leave it? Let’s just leave it. They’ve suffered enough. 9. Scott Carson – Made a loan move permanent from Liverpool to West Brom for a fee of £3.75m but it’s fair to say he hasn’t much impressed. In fact, he’s made some howlers so howling that every dog within a 50-mile radius joined in in chorus. Still a young goalkeeper though, so time is on his side. 10. Robbie Keane – Despite the fact that Liverpool managed to recoup much of the £20m they paid Spurs for the Irish forward, and despite Benitez implying that the signing was not his idea, this was a bad ‘un. Could have been useful during the title run-in, given that David N’gog’s injury leaves Liverpool relatively light up front.

Really. Thats quite a flippant remark considering. Very un-Alex like

Today. Wasn't sure if you were aware as it doesn't really affect you. I got the reference the first time thanks. Sometimes I feel it necessary to spell things out to some on here. That's because most things go over your head. Are you the most intelligent person you know Alex? No. I reckon you are, you come across as someone who rates them self quite highly. I'm usually taking the piss. A bit like yourself probably. It's not always easy to convey that over the internet though. You were the one trying to be clever in ths thread though. I think you need a re-read. Take a chill pill Daniel. Perfectly calm Alex, I find you fascinating is all. You present opinions (which isn't that often btw) in a very polite, sympathetic way, in a way almost as if you wish for them to pass unnoticed. Yet you put other's opinions to the sword in a very underhanded snide way, picking at the most irrelevent point you think you can poke fun at. Do you have problems opening up?

Today. Wasn't sure if you were aware as it doesn't really affect you. I got the reference the first time thanks. Sometimes I feel it necessary to spell things out to some on here. That's because most things go over your head. Are you the most intelligent person you know Alex? No. I reckon you are, you come across as someone who rates them self quite highly. I'm usually taking the piss. A bit like yourself probably. It's not always easy to convey that over the internet though. You were the one trying to be clever in ths thread though. I think you need a re-read.

Today. Wasn't sure if you were aware as it doesn't really affect you. I got the reference the first time thanks. Sometimes I feel it necessary to spell things out to some on here. That's because most things go over your head. Are you the most intelligent person you know Alex? No. I reckon you are, you come across as someone who rates them self quite highly.

Today. Wasn't sure if you were aware as it doesn't really affect you. I got the reference the first time thanks. Sometimes I feel it necessary to spell things out to some on here. That's because most things go over your head. Are you the most intelligent person you know Alex?

Today. Wasn't sure if you were aware as it doesn't really affect you. I got the reference the first time thanks. Sometimes I feel it necessary to spell things out to some on here.