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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/neil-armstrongs-death-faked-2012082839154 Too obvious?

Wolfy, an un related question, but this is basically your mental thread of everything, so here goes: In playing the lottery, which combination of numbers is more likely to come up as the winning set of numbers: a: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 or b: 5, 17, 21, 35, 38 and 40. I look forward to your response.

Do any of you good people know if there are any pubs at Heathrow, (terminal 3 specifically) will have the game on? I can't remember whether they only show rolling SSN footage. thanks.

Empty life much?

A bob dylan-esque gif must surely be in order.

Fabregas, Nasri, Wilshere all missing, who will they play as their midfield three? Rosicky, Ramsey & Song?

Nick, do you understand the concept of 'average'? As in, on average, how many times were you hit on the head? One month it could be 500, next month it could be just the once (but i bet it was a really strong one). So on average, over the two months, how many times were you hit in the head?

I used to frequent a forum years back that had a 'fuckwit' clause. It meant that the mods could ban anyone who was broadly agreed to be a fuckwit even if they hadn't broken any board rules. I urge the consideration of this rule here.

What an absolute spacka of a WUM. Yeah, so that'll be the top execs getting bonuses of 100k+ and the plebs getting their £500 voucher. The big boys get the bonuses, and the little shop staff and middle managers will get fuck all. What this has to do with our spending policy is beyond me though, i couldn't give a fuck if he sacked the whole lot of Sports Direct if it meant him actually spending some actual money.

Spot on. All of it.

It's £13m and N'Gog isn't it. Which isn't a bad deal, as N'Gog is a bit shit really.

And?

Jonas can't (hot)cross a bun, never mind a football.

Posting 'articles' from Nufc blog should be punished by a fucking stoning.