OTF

The fewm from them watching this must have been next level.

Imagine the financial trouble Everton would be in without that sale. He'll be their player of the season.

How much was Richarlison again?

A bit more finesse in the finish was required there.

Matt Targett

Manquillo hat-trick coming up.

The dick kicker should be off again.

Callum, thank you, don't feel as bad about conceding now.

Tough taking Isak and Murphy off on hat tricks.

Schär did ok there and good support from Botman with the block, but Pope had it covered also.

Plus you want to keep up the quality of the match for the supporters.

Possibly from being kicked in the dick.

He'll also be onto Trippier being so far up the pitch; Schär is not the kind of defender you want one on one as last man with acres of space in all directions.

Fucking did Longstaff justbsave Dan Burn's first ever header on target?

That was ugly defending. But oh well.

Forster on, and Sherwood and Given joking that he'll be playing in goal along with Lloris

Concur.

That Willock pass was incredible.

Tim Sherwood: "first of all the positives are that it's not 7 or 8" Shay: "I shouldn't be laughing, but I am"

Willock had to hit that

Finally getting the hang of this footballing lark

Lloris will be buoyed to see Wilson in the second half and you can bet Callum will be straight over to Hugo to reminisce about their last dalliance.

Hope these twats don't badly injury any of our players with their petulance.