DanTheMan

Much Ado About Nothing? The Comedy Of Errors? The Mincer Of Venice? The Bumming Of The Shrimp? 4441[/snapback] Bastid.

Dan I think you'd be luck to last a sonnet out mate. 4436[/snapback] Aye, may have to be a haiku then.

And it doesn't have to be a poem, could be a play.

Dan, there's a way to answer this question, and that's not it. 4404[/snapback] Probably Shakespeare. Would nice to have a sonnett written about me. 4423[/snapback] Dan, let me get this right. First you want him to shag you. Then you want him to write a poem about it for posterity. 4428[/snapback] Whey, at least I'd be remembered.

That's a tricky one that.

Do your dreams involve stopping kids from falling off a cliff in a field of rye?

Oops. I just read the 'Favourite Books' thing in the title.

Harry Pearson- The Far Corner J Salinger- Catcher In the Rye And the Roald Dahl stuff.

Can I come?

This thread is mint.

mmmm, Skye from Neighbours in a bikini on BBC1 a few seconds ago.

Didn't see DanTheWoman either *cue comment*

You'd need to be mad to have gravy on your chips in the first place to be honest. I feel it is a fair tax.

Hi.