Tom

“Unfortunately the funds weren’t there to get a loan player from Leicester” is happily condemned to the past

Don’t ask

Apparently there’s loads queuing outside of the box office You’re still going to have to watch Joelinton lads

There’d be nowt left man. “I swear there was 3 multipack prawn cocktails in that cupboard” ”well yeh now, at a club like Newcastle United…”

Why is everyone spelling TAKEOVER wrong?

the executioner would have his graft cut out with the brass neck on Bruce

Still us?

im not even going to read beyond the headline also @Ayatollah Hermione blatantly just posted this oh well back to the guitar thread what’s a good drive pedal lol

Cc @Jimbo

I’m doing sober October

I have no appetite to focus on this rubbish and haven’t had for quite some time Im too used to misery tbh. Bruce telling us we were entertaining after losing 5-0 and ASM getting injured or something.

I know Raab is a fucking idiot but at the same time I think he knows what he’s doing here. Dead cat > table

**screams in reconsider**

Tempted to pull the trigger on this…. https://www.andertons.co.uk/squier-fsr-classic-vibe-60s-custom-double-bound-telecaster-candy-tangerine Its the same colour as my car

It’s normally 1-1 so as it’s Bruce we'll lose 2-1

Aye it’s just the same kind of carry on. It’s more the presenters faces that makes me laugh.

For fucks sake Thats too funny for a fart joke. Wet/dry has me in bits Did you ever see the Anderton’s “Miku” video?

Who was the lad on here who had an obsession with Kate Garraway? Sweetleftpeg?

There wasn’t a laugh in the whole series. Utter shite.

Oh well given that the de facto head of state is also the head of PIF we may as well not turn up