Kid Dynamite

found 3 easy and now.......nothing!

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...c,18555.60.html bottom of the page. wtf is that! man, lady, manlady?

cant believe ive never seen that thread. NO makes this place look positively GREAT! dont ban me please!

chewing on a wasp was never a more apt phrase!

have we agreed now have we? Tbh, if the moneys right and the player wants to leave, whats the point in forcing him to stay?

nice compilation mate. i especially like the choice of music! Hes class like, best keeper ive ever seen at the club. speaking of keepers, steve harper was at the northumberland senior cup final on wednesday and looked a right clip! drainpipe, washed denim from geordie jeans with a blue cardie wrapped round his waist! came on at half time to warm up krul and someone in the crowd joked 'youl get your trainers dirty mind' to which he replied 'dont care, get them free anyway.' sure he was only joking but came across a bit nobbish tbh.

thats because i realise this isnt real life!? im unliklely to ever meet any of you on here so i dont have to bite my tongue if someone annoys me, i tell them about it. like i said, i come on here to discuss newcastle and hear the latest news, i come in general chat for a bit of light relief and a bit of banter with everyone else. unfortunately whats counts as banter and witty converstaion for the likes of wacky and SO, classes and egotisticalness for me? when SO posts about a woman turning the wrong way at the roundabout and telling her to fuck off cos shes a stupid old slag, its met with guffaws! I guarantee if I posted the same id be condemned as an arse wipe. Dont get me wrong, im not saying im envious or want to be loved by everyone, i couldnt care less, i just wish people wouldnt have digs and goes at me and then strop off and talk about banning me when they get a little back!

aye but youre git hard and was going to beat me up when i came to leeds sooooo at the end of the day, i dont come on here and start fights with people. people pick up on my posts and threads, have a go, and i have a go back. if you want less of the shit bickering then have a word with wacky, gol, craig, SO etc and tell their posse to forget the internet fatwa and wel all live happily ever after

have you honestly heard yourself is this the sort of shit you class as dirty talk with your missus. 'J69 wouldnt 'toe the line' in MYYYY database. i had enough of him so i just got rid of him like that! I have that power and il excercise it if i need to baby!' 132087[/snapback] I'm just sick to fucking death of the amount of times your bullshit throws threads off at a tangent and how you think you're so fucking superior to everyone. Don't think anyone would miss you (despite what Sammy says) so yeah, I'm very close to banning you. Happy now? 132130[/snapback] fucking do it then you girl, dont just threaten it but then whos won? you for letting me get to you and losing your rag or me for no longer being able to air my views and opinions on a message board? ps. if you didnt take random hissy fits at me and act like toontastics very own hulk hogan, I wouldnt have to respond and throw the threads off at a tangent

nowt, but wear your toon shirt and shel show you them for free

so the exact moment gol said he was banning me the board went down. ok then!

stop fibbing naughty! you banned me for impersonating you. then when i got back from the blyth match the ban was lifted and the J96 thread was gone. edit - i think the exact phrase was 'impersonating a mod is a banning offence, see yaaaaa'

look back at our big money signings though over the last few years boumsong bramble marcelino luque ferguson cort all managers have their good and bad buys. us more than most!

gol you better get flexing your banning muscles with icke 132089[/snapback] For? 132092[/snapback] impersonating a member. banning grounds according to you 132096[/snapback] So technically I can ban you then? 132100[/snapback] you already did remember before you realised you were being a big girl and rescinded it!

gol you better get flexing your banning muscles with icke 132089[/snapback] For? 132092[/snapback] impersonating a member. banning grounds according to you

gol you better get flexing your banning muscles with icke

have you honestly heard yourself is this the sort of shit you class as dirty talk with your missus. 'J69 wouldnt 'toe the line' in MYYYY database. i had enough of him so i just got rid of him like that! I have that power and il excercise it if i need to baby!'

ooooh, hit me where it hurts, my IT knowledge

Am i really that much of a bind to your life that you need to ban me. Feel free to ban me, im sure il survive without your witty craic. btw, you can slag me all you want but you sent a pic of your cock and engaged in dirty talk with a bloke. ive no doubt you probably even had a wank over her topless picture. never mind eh!

No one's jealous you goon. And don't post the lasses PMs cos it's out of order. I understand why you did it with Mags because you were getting unnecessary grief, but sophie's basically done nowt wrong. 132047[/snapback] fair enough, but sophies alleging ive tried to get her in the sack my pms to her were along the lines of 'il let you pay me to shag you in the arse' etc. i honestly thought it was S-O. Im still not convinced like, after all weve had pictures of supposed 'lasses' posted on here before that turned out to be blokes I still reckon its S-O, you wouldnt honestly post that pic on the net

im happily in love with my beautiful girlfriend. Mags and Sophie both pm'd me first, ive already posted mags pm's giving me her numbers and asking why i hadnt called her all summer, i cant even be arsed to cut and paste all sophies adolescent ramblings about how 'savage looking' shearer is etc. i know these 2 are as close we get to 'lookers' on here but surely you arent all that desperate that you get jealous cos she sent me a friggin pm !

il quite happily post them all if you want! first one came off you saying 'well done for sticking up for yourself with all those lads. saaaad bastards!' theres no point in lying cos ive got them all still!

Im 23, you, however , seem to be about 14 1/2

you said you would 'do me for free' if i wore my newcastle shirt! 131996[/snapback] If thats true: 1. What the hell do you discuss over PM's? There seems to be a high incidence of this sort of carry on from you. 2. How much did you offer to pay her before the Newcastle shirt factor brought the price crashing down? 132001[/snapback] well i thought it was S-O trying to wind me up so i was aking her all sorts of weird shit and she just kept replying

no, shes talked herself out of that one, even if she will 'do me for free!'