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It also seems like we have multiple deals on the go for the same positions. We've clearly had talks about Thiaw but decided for the price Milan want, Guehi is the better value. Hopefully we are having similar talks about the RW position

Apparently the police are getting CCTV from any shops that sell balaclavas. The daft cunts haven't been bothering to change their clothes before rioting

It's not tragic like. No mental health problem makes you chuck a bin at the police. And alcohol dependence doesn't make you immune to the law. She will be treated exactly the same as every other scumbag rioter

I wouldn't fancy Fox on my side in this pretend war. He's about 9st wet through!

Bolam's is class tbf

Sanusi has been our best player this half. Looks good for 17

That's poor by Murphy

On the flip side, he didn't put a foot wrong in the Euros and would appear to be Maguire's heir apparent for the national team. He fits the mould of the young, English players we've signed recently (Tino, Hall, Barnes, Gordon) and has only just turned 24. Honestly, if you had given me a blank cheque to sign a new CB when the window opened, he would have been near the top of the list.

Good time for you to return then

Chronicle reporting Guehi is interested in the move but the fee will be £65mil+ Hall, Botman, Guehi, Tino would be the stuff of dreams

The reality is no one has a clue how much PSR wiggle room we have. The pinch point was last year. Our commercial income has tripled since the takeover so we could potentially drop a big wedge this summer and still be safe with PSR. We wouldn't be asking about him if we couldn't afford it

Women can have XY chromosomes https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/XY_gonadal_dysgenesis

This bloke please https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolás_González_(footballer,_born_1998)

Born a female apparently (and in a country where it's illegal to change your sex). Clearly some intersex issues but if the rules let her compete then it's a bit shit that everyone is calling her a cheating bloke/lassie basher

Looks mint tbf

Probably the type of profile we need for 3rd choice striker. He can't do any worse than last season anyway

I've read a lot about this case. The general consensus from the experts is that the evidence was flawed, but she definitely did it.

"just asking the question" is up there with "makes you think" in the lexicon of thick cunts stirring up shit

We are one of the few teams in the top half of the table who haven't strengthened their first XI yet. Hopefully the delay is because we have an impressive RW or CF on the radar

Pretty sure there would be a raft of CL clubs in for him if he was for sale

Everyone had shit hair in the 80s tbf