Kid Dynamite

How many versions of this are they going to try before they realise it just doesn't work in the UK. Saturday nights are for watching MOTD anyway

The answer is because Musk bought Twitter

Didn't Quiff get banned because he filed loads of FOI requests against the forum to be a cunt? Shortly after having a meltdown on here because his lass left him?

Well they battered Forest yesterday, and he's lost 2 of his last 13 with Everton so your mates chatting shit

Moyes used to get chucked in with Pardew, Allardyce, Redknapp, Pulis, Bruce and Hughes as dinosaur grifters. But his time at West Ham and Everton suggests his coaching has actually kept up with how the games evolved.

He had dental surgery a week ago according to the Guardian. Wonder if he's ended up with sepsis

Not normal for a for bloke his age to be admitted to hospital mind. He must be pretty poorly! Hopefully he's just vommed so much he just needs a bit of IVT

March 8th you say...

If Everton hold on for a draw against Forest, and we beat ManUtd/Palace then we go 3rd. Big IF obvs

On the contrary. He's looked a damn sight more lively than Wilson when coming off the bench this season.

Palace and Everton wins today please

He's getting a bit old for this game now, surely?

We've already got a 3rd choice striker! We need a new 2nd choice striker!

He's peaked this season. And him signing back on probably ends any chance Liverpool had of bidding silly money for Salah

That's a proper Marmaris market NUFC top

Onana dropping a howler after Matic said he was crap

Wha did he say? Mad that one was given and the one Villa just did wasn't!

The manliest tariffs you ever seen

3-0 up and coasting. There will never be a better game to give Osula 30mins

Mad rule that he can finish the game after getting a knock to the head, but isn't allowed to start the next game 5 days later

Over to us

VVD getting sent for a taxi there

Everyone was waxing lyrical about NFTs making them a fortune. Until they weren't. Some divvy is sitting with a £1m JPEG of a chimpanzee in a sailor hat.

People waxing lyrical cos Villa have won 7 in a row. Forest aside, they've played a load of shite. 4 of those were cup games against lower/lesser league teams.

Win our next 2 and we are 1 point behind them.