Kid Dynamite

Toney on the LW ffs

That celebration is fucking embarrassing

4 cards in 16mins. The refs an idiot

It's for the bedroom. We have a cupboard above the bed with a soundbar, projector and SkyQ box (which connects to the main box downstairs WiFi). I can get a 90" HD picture on the wall at the bottom of the bed for £150, and no TV is going to match that. It's hidden in 2 seconds. The bairn loves it too. She feels like she's having cinema nights with a bucket of popcorn in bed.

Carroll had scored 30 goals for us in his last 1.5 seasons tbf

https://www.teamtalk.com/news/man-utd-transfer-destroyed-nottingham-forest-reach-agreement-top-signing Hopefully Howe can work his magic on him. He can't be that hopeless if he played for Benfica 200+ games and won 2 league titles

Gets better! The projector has a much longer throw than the last one I had, so the image is about half the size of the last one. £160 well spent 🤦🏻‍♂️ Anyone with a cinema room want a good deal on a projector?

Aye, I more meant Sunak just looks rude and misogynistic ranting over LK every time she tries to speak.

Although we have been linked before https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8303377/Newcastle-United-target-Benfica-goalkeeper-Odysseas-Vlachodimos-meet-53m-release-clause.html Maybe he's a cheaper Dubravka replacement than Trafford? Greece 1st choice keeper

Not quite as exciting as MGW I assume he is Karius's replacement. Not sure why we need 4 GKs in the squad mind

10 goals. Which is a good return for a player who spent half the season on the LW or playing as 10. Perfect understudy for Isak

The silly cunt has been demonising immigrants for years. Boris laughed at letterbox burkas and he had nothing to say about it. The Tories have done more to introduce Racism back into the mainstream in the last 14 years than anyone else. They've laid the groundwork for Reform to do what they are doing

Sunak's showing on Kuenssberg less an interview and more a party political broadcast. Kuenssberg can't get a word in edgeways

I suspect it's not a player + cash deal, and more likely a "you give us £35mil for Anderson and we will give you £70mil for MGW" or similar

10 I think. Isak scored 6 last season. How many penalties did Shearer score for us? Nonsense argument

What else has changed? Are you serious? Isak, Botman, Tino, Tonali, Bruno, Gordon, Barnes, Isak, Hall, training ground completely revamped, a cup final, getting into the champions league, massively improving our sponsorship deals, a new fan park, Adidas as a sponsor, an Amazon documentary, buying kids we can sell for £35mil, one of the best managers in the league, turning Joelinton and Schar into world beaters....but aye, apart from that nowt has changed

20 goals in 38 games last season. 22 years old and a Brazilian international. Behave man

I also wonder whether the Minteh deal includes us going back to Brighton with a mega offer for Joao Pedro

I take it all back. That's mental money for our 7th choice midfielder. I can only assume we are buying Elanga for £35mil tomorrow

Wonder if the Elanga deal is back on?

Miley aside, that's our 2 brightest young players been sold in the same day. I appreciate they both offer the biggest profit, but still feels like a sad day when they likes of Targett, Almiron, Wilson, Trippier, Hayden, Longstaff, Ashby, Krafth etc are still here (for now)

The ownership hasn't made many missteps so far, but giving yourself a £44mil shortfall isn't a great look

Mental that we've let this go this close to the wire without signing a dustbin sponsor for £15mil

So the sum total of his changes in 4 games is: TAA > Gallagher Gallagher > Mainoo What a stubborn, silly cunt he is. I hope he never gets a job again if we play exactly the same way tomorrow. What's the fucking point in filling the squad with attacking talent if you piss off the lot of them. Bet Ezra, Palmer, Gordon, Bowen, Wharton, Toney, Watkins are all chuffed they cancelled their holidays for this.