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My Grandma loves loads of salt, she's 103. Tbf, she also smoked until she was in her 80s. She's basically fucking nails.

Just trying to get my head round the two people who jumped from the balloon. As far as i can gather, the pilot and a bloke with his lass bailed when the balloon caught fire near the ground, the balloon rises up 1000ft and then explodes killing everyone. Is that right?

With everyone giving it 110%.

Sounds lush tbh.

I prefer to think of it as a change in perspective.

That's awful Tom, very sorry to hear that.

I've found that as i get older, so do my tastes.

We're all on tenterhooks about how the lunchtime session will play out, keep us posted Funnily enough, you remember me saying i had a mate who reminded me of you and JawD? Well he was at the same conference in Barcelona.

I think its fair to say we have 11 cup finals to go. Plus a last 16.

They can smell desperation as easily as they can smell the scent of another girl on you which have equal and opposite reactions.

I'm putting Sniffer down for 5 years.

If i was the sort of person who had a sig, that would go in it. You're right but when you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous.

Happy Face just called me a smooth jet setting fucker, i couldn't let the opportunity to confirm that go.

I was in a few long term relationships so in between times, there were some long barren spells. Hate to dispel the myth. On the smooth jet-setting tip, I did once pull an Italian DJ when i was in New York, flew to Rome to play a gig with her a few weeks later and had a weekend of anal on account of her catholicism. My funniest memory of the whole affair was my mate leaving us alone in the NY hotel room for an hour and later on asking us if i'd shagged her. To which i replied in the negative but that i had 'got her nickels and dimes out and fed the meter'. The surprise anal some weeks later at her gaff shouldnt have really been a surprise as we all know the pope's attitude to condoms. Italian birds all love it in the arse, its a great wonderful thing.

And the answer you gave when you were 12 was 'less than a week'? You dont have to answer the question if you're not comfortable with the subject area. Its a shame, i always thought of you as quite liberal minded and relaxed in your own body. You know, a cool sort of character

Who needs a government anyway?

I was thinking the same. No team thinks that way but its sub-conscious that sort of thing. Hopefully anyway, they've got a solid home record, just 2 defeats.

I'll put you down for 2 years then.

Yes, hence the lengthy periods without sex.

Since you lost your virginity or started having regular sex. Obviously there will be a few on here who are yet to pass that milestone and a few who've not been able to get it up since taking the steroids down the gym. What happened? Did you become a furious masturbator? That's to the girls too.

Aye, i chopped the first part out. It was about the best whore houses and free strip-clubs in Istanbul. Didnt think you'd be interested.

Page 159, that's exactly what you are saying, that Japan carried deficits but those public expenditure projects did not promote growth. Stop being so wrong about politics and i'll tone down the abusive piss-taking.

His attitude initially was 'just go for it' and he had some bright moments in his first few games. Then when he got a bit more time in the side, he still seemed to think he could 'go for it, nothing to lose' which was not the case. He needs time on the ball to see if he has the temperament to decide if and when to try something tricksy and when to play the percentages. That comes from knowing his own level which he will see better on loan.