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Absence of contradiction noted ✅ Swift’s first album came out in 2006 16 years into her career Madonna produced this fuckin banger ARE YOU SWIFTIES STARTING TO GET IT?

Taylor Swift musically is so boringly fuckin average it’s mind numbing how popular she is ( you could say the same about Foo Fighters who are also playing London this weekend) She’s nice looking but not very sexy. Possibly the most overrated person ever to walk the earth. Beyoncé is fucking light years in front of her both vocally and in the “looks like she could shag you to death” stakes . “Crazy in love” is the greatest pop single of the 21st century. I’d be surprised if I hear a better one tbh

His ex missus might be god tier milf but she’s almost unbelievably lost the plot more than the fuckin dolt she was married to

YESSS CT! DAMASCUS IS YOURS!!

Just heard lots of post match comments from the England players and the manager on 5live…..they’ve all identified what’s going wrong and they all seem to agree with what Shearer and Lineker were saying too (although the singling out of Kane was both bizarre and fuckin unfair I thought) about the pedestrian nature of play, the confused nature of how the press is being deployed and the poor use of the ball in general. It all points to them being woefully under prepared and frankly confused. The Calvin Phillips comment from Southgate was bullshit desperation from someone apparently clearly out of his depth. Which tbf is a distinct change from all the preceding tournaments where Southgate has been manager where the players have plainly bought into what was being asked of them . This with a remaining core of the team from Southgate’s first success in reaching World Cup semi in 2018 ie Kane, Walker, Tripps, Pickford (and if he was fit McGuire) When you think about it it’s fuckin bizarre

Micky Merino on now 👀

England look knackered Ferdinand: “lacklussre” No one mentioned Southgate by name at half time…fuckin bullshit that like…

I’ve seen better films about dentistry

Well all that’s very kind of you but I think deep down we all know what’s coming 😭

Stalking ex work colleagues. Seeing if the BASTARDS are living better lives nowadays and if so is it anything to do with the thrice weekly lectures he used to issue to them

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So there’s places in the next round for best placed 3rd place sides???

Draws no good. Even if we beat Hungary the twatting off Germany means we’ll be out on GD. 88 mins he fuckin changing it 🙄

Fuckin Clarke playing for a fuckin draw… two form players in Scotland Forrest and Shankland nowhere to be fuckin seen 😏

Hanley hits the post after a tussle with Fab 🫣

Get in Faaaaaabbbbbbbb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BREAKING EURO NEWS KLAXON 🤯 Toon legend Grant Hanley starts for Scotland tonight 🥰

He looks a really good player tbf

I knew SP is the only UK PM to be assassinated but I had to google the assailant. You’ve just gone up (yet again) in my estimation Dave Did you know Germany are playing three no. 10s with effortless ease this month?

Tbf Baddiel has a point here. Which leaves only one conclusion; it’s the fuckin coach who can’t find a way to do it If he can’t do it, Foden should be dropped and Gordon or Eze should start…

So you watched the match in your cab last night before shitting in a Sainsbury’s bag this morning? 😀

No decent service, got one chance, brilliant save denied him. Missing 2/3 times when ball was squared across goal though…

Getting through the Stockport bit took us about 20 mins at rush hour on the Thursday before last… it’s a pain in the arse but fairly standard for a very badly thought out motorway system. Think they built it all at different times without the overall vision for a purpose built orbital like the M25 hence the shitty merging carriageways causing queues whenever there’s more than half a dozen cars on each one 🤷🏻‍♂️