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100s of 1000s in the same boat mate. Including @Howmanheyman. My mate works making road signs. His huge European owned corporate employers have termed him a key worker. Fuckin road signs...industry & the government will see folk burn and only seemingly properly care when it’s literally one of their own. Had anyone come down with it at yours?

1. Don't plant your spring onions too early 2. Don't wank with sandpaper 3. Don't support the mackems No need for thanks

What the fuck were these cunts doing in the first 2 weeks of March? Cuddling each other? Is it harsh for me to say that’s utterly piss poor in an office environment where they were all aware of the dangers?

You're stalking that bloke now...what was his name again? 🤔

Morgan appointed Chief Oppurtunist with responsibility for advancing his own ends and blatant hypocrisy:

Dirty old cunt There is more than a touch of the “David Pleat” about Roy iyam.. His missus was with him when we saw him though. Theres a picture of us all with him at Schipol somewhere, I’ll see if I can track it down...we’d had a long weekend in Amsterdam and most of us were absolutely hanging, he looked a bit bemused by half a dozen stoned twats chatting shit to him at 10 in the morning. Think he said he was off to a FIFA meeting in South Africa or somewhere..

Agreed. I liked duty free though. My mate saw “Keith Barron” in the pisser at Schipol airport once, came out the WC and told us. We then all simultaneously looked to the khazi door to see the (then) recently sacked former Blackburn manager Roy Hodgson emerging from his ablutions. Very much “you had to be there” but the lad still gets his nose rubbed in that particular debacle on a regular basis Agreed. Sadly no mistaken identity celeb anecdotes for that particularly grim affair...

You’re right, and it was Joe McGann, not RO, his one was me & my girl 👍

Nobody needs to qualify anything ffs. It’s basically saying “In case you were thinking I want the cunt dead, I don’t actually” Think that goes for everyone on here, apart from @ewerk obviously, to be sure, etc etc..

She was in some drippy sitcom with Richard O’Sullivan maybe late 80s?....even then, an absolute horn bucket. RIP

I hate everyone but slightly unusually & very strongly Leicester bastard City

Honor Blackman 94

FUCKIN YORKSHIRE CYCLISTS MAN @wykikitoon

Keep it lite Gloom, fucks sakes man

5 years till next election....best keep the Blair contingent away to begin with? 🤔

Long Bailey gets education

Good point. The media are different though. Largely because the media say so. They mostly make the rules. Piers Morgan would be a good person to ask

I think most are observing the government advice tbh. The police have fuck all to do because even criminals don’t want to die so they’re picking in people in parks etc. TV cameras show this, then lockdown facists beget chirpy on social media. It’s them that need to fuckin calm down iyam

Not sure but epidemiology is the study of communicable diseases. May be handy right now. Your mob are making an utter cunt of everything up there. Like a bunch of jumped up village hall committee members. Sturgeon had gone off Indy as an idea and tried to jail her predecessor without any evidence of criminality. How that got to court beggars belief.

You Nats are as obsessed with war as your average Brexiteer I think for the first time in my 51 years that at the moment yes, national morale is important. Because we’ve not had a global/national threat to all lives since my late parents were in short trousers. I’m not fussed about Johnson either tbh but the GBP are often swayed by symbolism. Losing the leader regardless of his ability or nature isn’t good.

More piracy...

This conveniently ignores that poor old Chris is self isolating with symptoms of CV possibly because he didn’t follow his own instructions either? 🤔 Not sure if the virus actually differentiates on Scottish voting intentions

No Renton is right, Johnson is an horrendous individual but if he croaks it the plebs will lose their shit. If he recovers it’ll be good for morale. What happens to him is far more important than anything the queen said last night.