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PaddockLad

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  1. "TT Feebles 5 ; ewerk & Gemmil 0"
  2. You could’ve had one of the two I’ve been offered....I was off a fortnight ago and an exceedingly senior manager phoned me on my own personal mobile to inform me I could get vaccinated locally the next day...after resisting the urge to utter “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYIING AT PHONING ME ON THIS NUMBER YA FUCKIN JUMPED UP CUNT?!” ( I opted for the slightly more diplomatic “ Lewis, slightly surprised to hear you on this line..” ) I had to inform him that I’d already been done in January... all that was left for me to do was to thank him for his considerate actions that day and carry on my way to the dump/rural fire log vendor I was en route to...I expect you’ll be down the bottom of the list with @ewerk you know, folk who don’t matter too much in the big scheme of things..
  3. Yeah I think so...Bill Wurbernick & someone else were playing on the next door table and stopped play, they pulled the screen up and the whole crowd watched The Grinder finish the colours
  4. Imagine literally voting for this cunt...does he remind you of anyone?.. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/exas-mayor-power-outage-facebook-b1803181.html
  5. Chalupa suggesting TC is lying through his back teeth here...don't fall for it @Toonpack
  6. This article has made me laugh out loud at least three times If I was Piers Morgan I think I’d probably retire after reading this but there’s no fuckin way on earth he possesses the necessary level of self awareness to achieve shame... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/feb/16/harry-meghan-media-critics-worse
  7. Get Maxi to attack Azpilacuetta and we might get some joy down that side....their keepers shite too
  8. Been deleted..let me guess ...’KLOPP OUT HES LOST THE DRESSING ROOM!!!!”
  9. I did! Youre obviously some sort of antipodean url wizard...
  10. Seen better denim hanging from a fuckin market stall, cheap cunt
  11. The world’s greatest living Englishman... 70 tomorrow There is an utterly brilliant article by Shearer in The Athletic today. Some interesting stuff that’s not been said before... https://theathletic.co.uk/checkout/?plan_id=48&pc=plpintro6uk&source=googleuksearchads&ad_id=479815731335&gclid=CjwKCAiAjp6BBhAIEiwAkO9Wupup76UrQlox182iYlV0J2kKedcEuM_gsSNJxTMdNmMHMAtcAfYb8hoCtnMQAvD_BwE
  12. This is like a cross between a folk group vocal and some new age trippy synth noodling..with a bit of fuzzbox geetar tacked on at the end...it sounds awful but it sort of works... Hen Ogledd means "the old north" in Welsh ... which technically means Scotland. Its also referred to in the Welsh national anthem " Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau" ie " The old land of my fathers" Poimting out to a Welshman thst basically their origin story is from a completely different part of what is now the UK is a quick way to really upset them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hen_Ogledd?wprov=sfla1
  13. Baked beans... fuck off... Don't know where he got this from but James O'Brien said this morning that out of all hospital admissions due to covid in the last 12 months one third were in the calender month of January 2021 Thats what you get when you have a prime minister who doesn't like to give out bad news
  14. Wonder if we’ll get this shit on GB News....this fucker is a very plausible liar... And to clarify the one provable “fact” he’s stated there... https://www.npr.org/sections/live-updates-protests-for-racial-justice/2020/06/04/869278494/medical-examiners-autopsy-reveals-george-floyd-had-positive-test-for-coronavirus
  15. IEA...award winning strawmanisms funded by fuck knows who? ....
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