PaddockLad

The whole board this time next week...

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-news/funeral-welsh-rugby-star-matthew-17947287

Coach Derek Fazackerly left at Christmas to go back to Blackburn. Always thought that could've had a bearing on the dip in form compared with the first half of the season

Gavin Williamson sounds like a young Alan Bennet

Calm dawn mate. It’s not Belfast.

Oh look, an address for dear old Bob and his no doubt equally vile neighbours...not a million miles from where we live...on the Pottery Estate.. https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/01088714/officers

Londoners can’t be trusted Gloom. Selfish cockney wankers. They’ll all go out up the old cunt road or wherever Fri/Sat night getting hammered & spreading death, then start looting the local Iceland. Don’t blame the authorities for trying to help feed the elderly My utterly heroic 72 year old father in law is as we speak in a queue at Sainsbury’s (opening early for pensioners only) waiting to get in to get us the beans & eggs that we couldn’t get at our local Lidl’s yesterday which looked like a scene from Mad Max . He walks his two giant Spinoni dogs 5/6 miles a day. Fit as a fiddle that cunt. Am still loafing in bed, all cosy with a cup of tea...what do you mean I’m a selfish snide tosser too?

Somebody phoned up 5live or Vine or some other call in show in the week and suggested the same. The doctor they had in the studio said a polite but firm no

Sir Phillip the Brave??

As far as I can make out the second stage of the virus causes pneumonia. Even in hospital that’s taking a hell of a risk with people of any age. So no Dr Jekyll, your plan is irresponsible fuckin nonsense. Are you actually Boris Johnson?

I honestly don’t understand how these people make it to middle age. Their lack of humanity is horrific. On a brighter note, I’ve had a phone consultation with my gp this afternoon and she’s signed me off for two months with stress Which I think @Dr Gloom suggested too 👍

"Conservative woman"... https://conservativewoman.co.uk/liberty-shackled-and-the-future-blighted-rip-europe-312-2020-we-had-a-good-run/

You're right. I was at the Arsenal game when Elliot got the winner and virtually guaranteed us second and champions league the next season 👍

How's your nipper mate?

Schools shut in Scotland & Wales from Friday

MOTM v Barca 97 1 Tino 2 Gillespie 3 Barnes

I emailed my line manager, contracts manager & our planner on Monday afternoon that I was struggling with my breathing and wouldn’t be in yesterday. Yesterday afternoon the planner sent me my work schedule for today Contracts manager has this morning sent official company advice that was issued on Friday. All my colleagues saw it on Friday too. There have been no further updates to the company advice since then, not even after Monday’s change in government advice. Yesterday morning I emailed the our senior manager with the letter from my consultant detailing my respiratory issues and asking him, in view of Monday evenings change in government advice, what I should do and where I stand. A brief fob off email from him and then silence. Monday afternoon I sent an email to the individual “leading” the company’s Covid 19 response. 10k employees: 9k office admin, help desk & management, almost all been told to work from home. 1000 engineers earning the profits to pay them; we’re all still required to turn in. This individual admitted in his reply to me that he had no idea how many engineers have underlying health conditions that fall into the vulnerable groups as detailed in Monday’s government advice. Obviously since Monday I’ve heard nothing more. I expect he’s been busy like but still...

you mean round about this time?.....

get out

Schools are in various states of closure round our way, mostly due to teachers with a kid with a cough having to self isolate for 14 days. If there was some sort of government requisition of the £375 private health testing kits that the likes of football clubs and MPs are getting tested with then the teachers currently at home could be getting tested .Same goes for NHS staff in the same boat.

Just seen Eurovision has been moved to next year....has anyone checked on @Meenzer to see if he’s ok?....

Scotland still had a chance of qualifying too...the Leeds of international football

I don’t believe a single fuckin syllable coming out of China