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And they actually tasted different, unlike every novelty flavour I've ever tried with Walkers, which tend to taste the same as something else only with different colour packaging. One thing about Tudor crisps is that they were coated in industrial strength flavourings, meaning there was plenty of taste yum yum Oh, can someone tell me what the hell s/mom was rattling on about up there?? Summat about tin foil. She been on the skittles, or something I don't think they had skittles back then, I'd probably overdosed on cola cubes, cherry lips or a marathon. It really is all a haze but I have a mental image of the 'Canny bag of Tudor' man prancing around in a shiny silver suit. Hey If i'm gonna endure these flashbacks I thnk its only fair you should have too also. Besides you's started it

Tudor crisps!! "I'd climb a mountain for a canny bag of tudor" I went through school with his son. He used to be a childrens performer befor he went into acting, He came in to school for a one man performance once just for our class, Dressed as a ghostbuster and doing the dance, Thats all I can remember from it. He did something dressed as a space man, There was a lot of shiny silver.... he coulda been dressed as a roasting chicken I suppose or something else that gets covered in tin foil!! Hmmm.....those were the days...........

You're gay? Shit I forgot I'm supposed to be SMO! erm.................. I'll just show them my cock, they won't sack me after that. Booyaka!

My fella's just been told theres 100+ going at his place today. They haven't finalised figures yet. Its only gonna get worse................. Shit Government, but then again every government is shit. Bring on the revolution I say <_<

Its the first time hes done it apparently and hes a mate and apparently when he gets pissed he does it to loads of them. To be fair she didnt reply back or anything and he did apologise the next day, whats pissing me off is the "Well thats him" comment. I agree the comment was a bit thoughtless, and mums will alway,s eventually, defend their own To be fair its not her fault he text, he did apologise, it happened only once and more importantly - She didn't text back. You both need to agree to draw a line under the whole thing and move on. If you can't maybe then this whole thing hasn't been the real problem but just the final straw. If you really want to be together you need to agree to stop throwing every little thing back at each other and just get on with it. I'm surprised you didn't suggest grabbing his lasses phone, taking a picture of his cock and sending it to him tbh... Or..........like he said!

Its the first time hes done it apparently and hes a mate and apparently when he gets pissed he does it to loads of them. To be fair she didnt reply back or anything and he did apologise the next day, whats pissing me off is the "Well thats him" comment. I agree the comment was a bit thoughtless, and mums will alway,s eventually, defend their own To be fair its not her fault he text, he did apologise, it happened only once and more importantly - She didn't text back. You both need to agree to draw a line under the whole thing and move on. If you can't maybe then this whole thing hasn't been the real problem but just the final straw. If you really want to be together you need to agree to stop throwing every little thing back at each other and just get on with it.

Happy birthday

Not asking for your attention. Don't like me - don't post simple concept. No, a haiku is 5-7-5. I'm sure we did them in year 10. Fuck off man Martin, it's not me!!! :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Not asking for your attention. Don't like me - don't post simple concept.

Hark at her!

Suspiciouser and suspiciouser , Hmmm........... .....................I wonder............................. .......Can I really be in two places at once?.........................Hmmm........ OMG i'm so confused now...... You ain't got no right to be confused, Theres only one of you!!!! Try being me or is that try being SMO? FK I'm confused now Just make sure u post under the right name .... or that will be a sure give away Thanks for the tip, I'll make sure to make a note of that! Note to self: Do not tell anyone I am SMO or they will know. Or post as soccermom using SMO's name. Or post as SMO using soccermoms name. Or forget to buy milk. Or pay that bill......... .............................................................. ................................................................. .............................................................. ........................Sorry what was I supposed to be remembering again?...... ...................Who am I?.................................. ....................................................DOH

Suspiciouser and suspiciouser , Hmmm........... .....................I wonder............................. .......Can I really be in two places at once?.........................Hmmm........ OMG i'm so confused now...... You ain't got no right to be confused, Theres only one of you!!!! Try being me or is that try being SMO? FK I'm confused now

Suspiciouser and suspiciouser , Hmmm........... .....................I wonder............................. .......Can I really be in two places at once?.........................Hmmm........

I think you are! And so does everyone one else so go on just admit it.

Give me time, to realise my crime. Boy fucking George!!! Or more like that new romantic chick ofF This is England (the one who had the birthday party and had the snog with the young kid in the back garden. You know the one, the one who asked the young kid if he wanted to feel her tits) Do you really want to hurt me, Do you really want to make me cry, Cos thats just fuckin' mean. Why is the song from the 'Crying Game' going round in my head ??? Cos ya stockings are on too tight?

May explain your postings Touche

My mum worked there years ago with her friend Norma ("you know Norma, Norma, You must remember Norma, Worked at findus, Big Hair, You went to that party" - SoccerGrandma) and they were both really good friends of Peter Beardsleys wife. Mum said I went to a party at their house once When he was 'mediumly' (my new word) famous, but truthfully I can't remember a lot of it, although I do remember the outfit, Fancy Dress. I was the only Girl who wanted to be an Ewok. Mum spent a fortune on fur material then ages on making an outfit, Well later when I got there it turned out I was the only one who'd taken up the offer of fancy dress and it was so tight I only had a vest on underneath and was sweating like the bitch I am today. Ooh the naiveity of childhood. They even had a magician and I was the only (person on the planet) one who had never seen one before and didn't know the magic words, OOmpah OOmpah, Stick it up ya Jumper, and guess who got asked to assist, yeah. No wonder I don't remember too much, They say you block out traumatic events from childhood......

Actually checked it wasn't april 1st! Can't be kosher

Give me time, to realise my crime. Boy fucking George!!! Or more like that new romantic chick ofF This is England (the one who had the birthday party and had the snog with the young kid in the back garden. You know the one, the one who asked the young kid if he wanted to feel her tits) :icon_lol: :icon_lol: Do you really want to hurt me, Do you really want to make me cry, Cos thats just fuckin' mean.

eh, mine saved to my computer!!

They all live together and share the same bed, so I hear S/mom wants to get involved, but they're scared she might take some photos and post them on here. Shame. we used to indeed before the Fraggle came along ...and I am not sure if soccermom is "on the same bus" as we are And what bus would that be?? The big bust one!! Any pic as application to join ?? woohoo, snakey's getting his moobs out for the girls. you're a class act my friend. Hats off to ya

Nice to see Wacky and SMO have collaborated. The more (s)he posts... the more (s)he gives away... Theres nothing to give away. Get over it. Change the record. Play another tune. ffs. I believe you, s/m. Any chance of a pic now ?? theres one of those portrait pics in that face transformation thread thingy. And no its not a man pic thats been feminised before you start.

Nice to see Wacky and SMO have collaborated. The more (s)he posts... the more (s)he gives away... Theres nothing to give away. Get over it. Change the record. Play another tune. ffs.

Nice to see Wacky and SMO have collaborated.

cheekiest twat of a poster: Alex ha ha, just explains a lot thats all!