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a sat nav if he drives If he hasn't got a membership and just pays adhoc go to his regular golf club and pay for something/vouchers Get him vouchers for american golf Organise a suprise party for him give him a meal voucher for a nice restaurant that way you're treating him and your mum Does he drink a special tipple? Is he into gadgets? try gifts on lastminute.com they have all sorts of weird and wonderful things- for £30 you can buy him a title of Lord - no one else'd get him that hope it helps.

Hope you've had the purrrrrfect day. x

Forgot about these:- have a signed LP of the Don Juans made out to my Nana I have chris Waddles autograph on the back of a meat draw ticket (courtesy of Daddy) and I shared a privately hired plane (business perk) with the entire boro footy team to germany, they were very loud and boisterous until the pilot had bother landing My dad is friends with shearers dad - whose dad isn't if you grew up round here I saw selina scott and Jeff Banks getting their make up done at the clothes show live birmingham NEC in 1990 (school trip) If I remember any more I'll be sure to chip in.

My cousin dated Jet from Gladiators I've been on Look North twice. Once promoting the Great north Swim, another time singing. I've holidayed with an american basketball team, Not on my own obv. I appeared on the big screen at a bonjovi concert (kinda doesn't really count but I'm so proud of it!! I swear JonBon pointed at me!! ha ha) One of my cousins was in Darling Buds of May ( No its not CZJ/D) I'm dating an ex-footballer Thats all I can think of, nowt too exciting really.

Many Happy Returns x

Some would call that forgiveness. Something that is generally seen as a good trait in people. Being in the caring industry I figured you would have had that bit sussed like. Bollocks. Its so that they too can score media points. its all part of the circus. As for being in the caring profession you'd be amazed at the people who come out of the woodwork when someone is going to die! They use it as an opportunity to see what they can gain from the situation! Not always addmittedly, but it does happen and it happens very often. Didn't Shilpa and her bury the hatchet a long time ago? And she has hardly 'climbed over herself' to pretend that they're friends, she declined a wedding invitation. She went on TV yesterday to proclaim to the whole of india that she forgives jade and that all indian women should go for a check up.

Some would call that forgiveness. Something that is generally seen as a good trait in people. Being in the caring industry I figured you would have had that bit sussed like. Bollocks. Its so that they too can score media points. its all part of the circus. As for being in the caring profession you'd be amazed at the people who come out of the woodwork when someone is going to die! They use it as an opportunity to see what they can gain from the situation! Not always addmittedly, but it does happen and it happens very often.

Her illness has raised concerns in many women across the UK prompting them to get checked out and having done so has saved dozens of lives, and after treatment possibly hundereds more. Her whole life story is a sad one, with what looks to be an unbelievably tragic ending Little known fact is shes worked with breast cancer sufferers the last two/three years, helping women who have had reconstructive surgery after mastectomy, she trained to tattoo/pigment the skin to give the appearance of an areola and a nipple, Its saddening that cancer is not only taking her life but robbing those other sufferers of one of the few people in this country to provide that service. I don't believe that she could be described as thick, i think thats just insulting, I'm not a fan of hers but I do believe the way she grew up and the misguided direction of those supposedly looking out for her 'best' interests are also at fault. Ultimately she lacks commonsense and general knowledge whilst on occasio she spoke quite knowledgeably and eloquently on familiar subjects to her, she just never had a fir, direction in her life to follow. So what if jack has been given a bit of leeway on his curfew, his wife IS going to die. Other convicted grooms would probably get the same treatment, its not like an everyday occurrance, and its not being handed out willy nilly to all and sundry, it is exteremely exceptional circumstances, and its only for that one night, truthfully I think she's gonna be too ill for owt to happen anyway, but thats not the point. She has two little boys - it doesn't mater how much daddy earns - she wants to leave them what she can and this is the oonly way she knows how it's always worked for her making money by courting the press in the past. Give her the money to leave to her boys, let her buy them things and have fun with her in her last days its all they have left. What is disgusting are all the celebs who are now climbing over themselves to pretend to be her friends and wish her all te best now ahe's gonna die - shilpa, jordan. They shoulda just graciously bowed out and never come forward to comment on the situation rather than turn themselves into bare faces hypocrites. I don't believe that even after her death she'll be forgotten about, She'll be wheeled out on adverts for years to come and prob be the face of many campaigns and charities. I just hope the end is quick and painless and she gets to say all her goodbyes to those who matter. Whether the media circus is there or not is completely irrelevant, A life will still be lost to a nasty unforgiving disease that doesn't differentiate between education, social status and bank balance. Shes is someones daughter, someones sister, someones wife and someones mum and I'm sure she'll be missed very much.

Just made it into the lower end of healthy, good excuse to order a pizza, brring brring, Hello is that papa johns......

So not much then?! Shouldn't he be called wacky Snr now then? And 88 others should not be rounded up to a strainght 100 thank you!! No-one out the closet? Ran off due to blackmail demands? Arrested for indecent exposure? No gossip at all? Nothing? Nada? Zip?

Well hello there peeps and peepesses Just cos I'm too lazy to read back over the last fornights threads, I thought a few of you could be so kind as to condense what has been happening in a few lines for me just to bring me up to speed as it were. Your efforts will be much appreciated xoxoxo

Why use pictures when I've got the videos of you flicking your bean, thanks to SMO. Tbh you've got a sweet little pussy and for me it's only a matter of time before me and SMO are DP'ing you on video. You know it makes sense....time and place sweet cheeks. Ha ha, glad you're enjoying it, only one thing though - it's not me. I've pm'd him nowt, Christ lad do you believe everything he tells you? He probably downloaded it from some dodgy site, give it 3 weeks he'll forget he's given you it and he will be posting it on here saying it's been sent to him either by accident or it's from cheryl cole/donna air. Does he hear voices too? You should know better wacky lad, already told you I don't do pictures! Anyhoo you two can have fun fantasizing over me when I'm on hols tomorrow. Adiós amigos. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

off to Santa ponsa Monday, not gonna be hot but will be nice. Bargain £200 each. Can't wait 2 whole weeks of nothing but me and t little fella. Couldn't wait tip half term!

You were lucky, Wack, she sent me the disrobed one Well spread the glorious joy then you old bastard! So we've established that SM is a man.......pigtails do not a woman make...........but which man? ......duhn duhn duuuuuuhn!!!!!!! the mystery continues (Ssshhhh......Not that i'm not saying its not me or anything but surely if that is a fella he needs puttin in the moobs thread??!!)

Now he's seen me naked you noticed theres no sign of wacky. Thats cos he's crawled back into his cupboard under the stairs with a print out and he's givin it some wack on the old banjo. They don't call him Wacky for nowt. He obv stays awake at night thinking up threads like this one to try and grab my attention. Well i obv have his now, don't forget the lube little 'un. theres nowt worse than a bit o' friction burn. There ain't nowt attractive about a little red cock my friend. Use it well, Use it wisely.

Here you go then, Since you've all been buggin' me Don't let your lass see though, she'll forever feel inadequate

You were lucky, Wack, she sent me the disrobed one Well spread the glorious joy then you old bastard! Sorry, it's a bit, err, spoiled now! Well, when you're older you have to take what you can get!!!11 Cheeky bastard, "Take what you can get" - I'll have you know I'm prime meat loaf baby!

You were lucky, Wack, she sent me the disrobed one Well spread the glorious joy then you old bastard! Hey you wanna see all this you gotta pay the fee just like he did. That'll be 4 pork rinds and a kilo of lard or you're not getting any of this action!

Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it. Smells like a harbour wall then by all accounts! Its a good job you're pretty cos you sure ain't quick! Just gave yourself away there pet! I was only wanting to get the harbour wall reference in there really. Do you understand sarcasm? Or is that another thing thats passed you by?

Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it. Smells like a harbour wall then by all accounts! Its a good job you're pretty cos you sure ain't quick!

Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it. sounds like a fanny on to me. Hey, I'm just saying the offers there. If the trailers rockin'.......

Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it.

Would you even know how to find it?

You bastard -You got me! You coulda waited till i'd put some make up on and waxed me tash ffs. I'll remember this the next time you're beggin' to put your canarian potatoes on me chin, you said you liked the way me whiskers tickled.

Any thing I can do in northumbria I could do from home really. Wanted to go away properly for a bit, get the lad out in the fresh air, make it a proper break from school and stuff. looked at centre parcs omg - 800 bish for 4 nights - bloody robbin sods. You can get arrested for that, so you might well get your wish. PS you sure you're not a bloke? Positive and people have already vouched for me. so where would you go.