Christmas Tree

Theres enough fairies in this thread to ask a few more questions.

Says the boring cunt who gave up supporting the toon many many moons ago. Stick to watching athletes at the gym. "If I say 'the toon' it'll make me look authentic" - He knows the slang name and everyfink. Give up the charade man, it's genuinely embarrassing watching you try and cobble together football patter from the sports pages of tabloids. Taxi driver patter is no good on a message board when you have to come back every day - your fictional "My history as a Newcastle fan" story will work on a 10 minute journey, but it gets put to greater scrutiny on here, and you've embarrassed yourself. I've more or less given up on the club tbf, you're right about that. But you've never even started supporting them. Says it all really......Trot on.

When your big enough to read the full post, not only will it have answered this question, you will be able to ask me more.

Oh dear All the little boys with Shearer on their jim jams. Good footballer, shit manager. Get used to it.

Good shout. As he's clearly on the wind up I might just change his name or something. Any ideas Gem Gem? Sums you up

Says the boring cunt who gave up supporting the toon many many moons ago. Stick to watching athletes at the gym.

I really think you are 12 with Shearer bed linen.

Give over fella, you were interesting for one night and one night only with your chinese takeaway story. (Which I may say said more about the sort you were than she was).

Two totally different characters. So what are you getting at? Great footballer, tosser as a man. I'll join Gejon and Kevin on the ball eating side show if he ever makes a success of management.

I don't see how you can say that. 8 games in charge, with no experience behind him, a bunch of senior players like Owen and Martins who didn't give a fuck, at a club in crisis. The ship wasn't taking on water, it was smashed below the waterline with the crew already in the lifeboats. Alec Ferguson would have struggled. He may well be a crap manager but imo you can't conclude that from his time with us. See my later post. You either need to be a masterful tactician or a great motivator. Shearer, imo, is neither.

So you have no experience of Shearer the man, just the footballer. You stick to playing with your Shearer dolly.

Can't really say that when he's only had 8 games in charge of a club Im basing it on the job he did, The way the players talked about the job he did and first hand experience of seeing the bloke in real life. Having met him and Keegan on several occasions I can assure you he aint no Mr motivator. Far too aloof and full of himself. Expect a Roy Keane scenario.

Moron. Your put downs are just too much Thomas. At least put some reasoning behind your schoolgirl remark. Understand of course if Fifa 11 hasnt given you a proper answer tbf.

Great footballer, crap manager imo.

Didnt see the program but agree with Axeman. We can get a dog put out of its suffering, but not a loved one. Sure there needs to be controls, but I'm sure they can be sorted somehow.

Stopped clock etc Shearer etc

Deal done according to totally unreliable sources on twitter.

Decided to give this a go in the slow cooker for a tasty treat after pub night. "Jools favourite Beef stew" by Jamie Oliver http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/beef-re...urite-beef-stew His finished article looks like this.... Mine just popped into the SC looks not as tasty just yet. Going to serve in a giant Yorkshire.

Shouldnt be such a cynic Alex From the Mirror June 2010

Isnt that what the club think they are doing here and see Erding as the small / pacy player?

Not sure whats funny about that. I would have thought Carr would have a list of 5 or 6 strikers drawn up in case our 1st, 2nd 3rd choice etc said no.

I like the way you comment on speculation as if it's fact Just read on twitter some shit a bored teenager made up about Nolan renting a house in Essex. Hmmmm. If he's renting in Essex it suggests he's lining up a move to West Ham. However if he's renting rather than buying it might suggest a loan to buy deal? The plot thickens! Passes the day.

Looking at the video CT put up he reminds me of Jonathan Walters If these are the best goals he's ever scored - dear me. PSG paid £7m for him 22 goals in 53 games isn't too bad, but it's the french league, and the lack of interest in him from other clubs is telling. Sounds like this will be a Pardew buy rather than a Graham Carr buy, same with Ba. The only Turkish striker who has ever really been successful outside his home country is Nihat. According to the local Journos, Carrs being following him for 12 months and recommended we buy him last summer. (We tried, but offer turned down then apparently). Wouldn't that mean that Carr had therefore recommended buying him before he'd even had a look at him? Someone's talking shit. Carr had probably been watching him long before Carr joined NUFC as he did with Tiote.

Looking at the video CT put up he reminds me of Jonathan Walters If these are the best goals he's ever scored - dear me. PSG paid £7m for him 22 goals in 53 games isn't too bad, but it's the french league, and the lack of interest in him from other clubs is telling. Sounds like this will be a Pardew buy rather than a Graham Carr buy, same with Ba. The only Turkish striker who has ever really been successful outside his home country is Nihat. According to the local Journos, Carrs being following him for 12 months and recommended we buy him last summer. (We tried, but offer turned down then apparently).

Rumours around the net and twitteroo that West Ham have upped their bid and NUFC are likely to accept. Can only see them coming back if they've verbally heard from Nolan that he'll join them.