Christmas Tree

Wife got a slow cooker the other day. Chucked in two Asda Lamb shanks coated in a Marksy marinate Thingy and came out dropping off the bone as they do in restaurants. On special £20 morphy Richards 6.5 litre v8

The same story was reported here at the end of April so probably just a rehash.

Got a very good review off the good doctor who cant stand F1

Rumours abound that Achille Emana has been sold to an epl club today for 3 or 4 mill.

Cant see the logic behind the window not opening til 1st July. Surely clubs should be able to start recruiting as soon as the season ends. Why delay it by 6 or 7 weeks. Twats

CT now fuming that he chose to sit upstairs. Too true Instead got stung for a round in some hovel called poppo something near the fire station and then took to the Lodge. Scruffy hole.

Aye just as well there's nee mirrors up there I was upstairs in there from 7 till about 830, there was some old looking cunts in the back corner, and a fit black woman with some posh people near the wall. Pre-match 2.30 - 3.00 ish. Nice pub anyway with all those lagers.

First time in but served within seconds and seated upstairs straight away.

First of all that starting 11 was a mile away from our real team and secondly, although i was drunk, I thought the subs made things worse. (Probably also the fact we were cruising at 3-0, some probably were deffo on the plane).

Admit it, CT, you are new to football aren't you. never been to a game in my life tbf

I believe it's now called the Town Wall. Aye that rings a bell. You were right about the Forth selling Kirin, I really like the Forth like, was really nice upstairs on that balcony didnt even naa it was there. I was there too Why didn't you say hello?? You werent on the balcony, I would've recognised ye. If the balcony is the roof terrace with posters of some joan of arc looking wench, then I was there. Didnt notice any porkers though apart from a really large bald geezer seated at the back.

Would have thought a nice early positive signing would really help season ticket sales.

Got an assist vs Chelsea 4-3 with an absolute peach of a cross I'm attempting to get a bite out of Christmas Tree. Numbuts. Nearly did as well! Good job ive arrived at the thread later in the day. Looks awesome with the ball at his feet. His chest down and volley looked close, but couldnt see how close from our seats.

I believe it's now called the Town Wall. Aye that rings a bell. You were right about the Forth selling Kirin, I really like the Forth like, was really nice upstairs on that balcony didnt even naa it was there. I was there too

Havent read this thread yet but will do later. Enjoyed a few new drinking holes that I'd never been to yesterday starting in off in somewhere called oneils? and then the Forth where I was extremely impressed with the lagers on offer and the upstairs terrace. From there to the ground for seats in the Leazes end. Started off in the wrong seats and then evicted shortly before kick off and re-directed to the proper ones, right outside the Leazes bar. Have always preferred viewing from the sides, but after yesterday, totally converted to and ends man. Just get to see so much more of whats going on, so clearer. As for the game, Ameobi put in one of his more lazy, disgraceful performances and my only comfort come the final whistle was hopefully never seeing him in a black and white shirt again. Stephen Taylor pleased me lots and Joey Bartons distribution at times was sublime. Shane was knocked off the ball a couple of times, but overall played extremely well and while I know I'll get slated for going over the top, he does seem to have that comfort on the ball that you only see with top players. Hard to describe it but its almost as if he's already a couple of passes ahead.!!! A couple of nice moves from Lua Lua but needs better boots next time. By the time it all started to go to shit, I was probably a little worse for wear so not too sure where the blame lies for the goals. Though the substitutions were odd and just seemed to unsettle everything. Enrique looked poor on occasions and Colochini looked magnificent on occasions. Really looking forward to next season

Probably, but still think people should have stayed. The leazes end did the job properly though. Wanted to run on and hug Barton when he did that.

couldnt care less.

Bastard, that's a new bean you've given me to get muddled up with now.

Says the man who can't construct a sentence.

Fuck me. btw, Everything that has happened in the world in the last 48 hours, including the possible extinction of mankind, and your only contribution to this board is spelling errors.

Words are cheap, but.......Also very promising that we seem really geared up for this window and could be getting off to a flyer.

Had a dream last night that LuaLua crossed for Barton, who missed his shot. Ball came fired into the box and LuaLua scored. Think in the same game Shane had also put us ahead. Awoke before the game was over so not sure if it stayed 2-0. (And before anyone says it, it wasnt a wet dream)

They were baby otters, not puppies! He's trying to re-introduce rare animals to the Tyne.

Knowing the way he seems to go on, I would guess it was good intentioned spur of the moment stuff when he visited last week to add a bit of spice to today behind the scenes.

he helps old ladies over the road, apparently Believe it or not, I actually saw him doing that last week.