Christmas Tree

My mate just got busted trying to steal Chocolate bars from a shop by concealing them in his jacket.I wonder if he's got any more twix up his sleeve?

I had a fight with a man on some moving stairs todayWe started arguing at the bottom, and things just escalated from there

What do you call an Australian who's good with a bat? A vet.

When I was a kid I loved playing battleships, but I was so poor I had to play a makeshift version using pieces of paper.It was shit, everytime my brother said "A4" he sank my entire fleet.

Can't recommend highly enough, mashed bananas on toast for breakfast.

Very nice

I always start to get really excited the night before.

Sorry, missed half the story

They were very good, as were all the magicians taking part.

sell him now, tbh

Show where brit magicians appear on stage and try and fool Penn and Teller with their own "magic". If P&T cant work out how it was done, the magician gets an all expenses paid trip to Vegas to open the world famous Penn and Teller magic show. All good, lots of canny card tricks and other magic. Two magicians, one an ex copper from Stockton manage to fool them. At this point I'll mention that my six year old daughter had been allowed a special treat to stay up and watch as she likes magic. Finally, P&T close the show by doing the old lady in the box, saw her in half trick with a huge rotary saw. All goes well and they pull the box apart to show the gap. They then decide to show how the trick is done and remove parts of the table to "reveal" the womans real torso hanging down below the gap in the box. I know, hard to picture but stay with me. The then demonstrate the still saw again showing it stopping inches from the sunken torso. The fat tall one that speaks then announces that it even has a steel rod lock in the mechanism to stop the saw failing and cutting in further. At this point, the other bloke pulls out the rod, just as the big one once again demonstrates the saw. Thats right, the whizzing rotary saw slices down into the "dummy" torso, spraying the whole stage with blood and extremely realistic sausage link like bowels etc. Queue a fucking hysterical and we are talking hysterical six year old screaming uncontrolably. Ooops

24 West Wing Lost

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Bump

(I know, 4)

Full Range http://www.findusfreshertaste.co.uk/the-fresher-taste-range Deeeelicious with a couple of wholemeal crusts on plate wiping duty.

And Marradonna Larsson

Ok Fuck the Bentley thread. Lets cheer ourselves up over Larsson And yes I know Youtube proves fuck all but who cares.

Like bullying special needs. All a tad sad.

But Alexio, the way this league is going, the differnce between 11th and 8th might only be 3 points, as it is now. So its not a great stretch as it may have been in years gone by.

Dear me I though you had a tad more about you than that I dont think I said the squad was good enough to suceed in Europe, I said it was good enough to qualify.....Which you now seem to agree with.

But we already are 8th with the squad we have. That squad has been missing players who are now returning and it looks as though we are adding to it. Bearing all that in mind. My suggestion that we may maintain our current position is no sillier than your suggestion that we will fall away. My "faith" in the team is based on how we are playing and where we are, your lack of faith is based on.........?

Where in 8th with a game in hand after half a season. Why do you find it so hard to believe that we cant finish one place higher? When I say were safe I dont mean current points wise, I mean my opinion that we will get the remaining points needed no problem. When you say our squad is not good enough to challenge for europe.... We are ALREADY challenging for europe and are currently one place off it with a game in hand. We have players returning to fitness and are looking to bring more in. We have to play our remaining games and will therefore CONTINUE to challenge for Europe. It is the most open prem for a long time and we are looking better and better as we go. We lost some early season games we should have won and suffered due to stupid suspensions. There is no reason why we cant do both imo.

Agreed with the team that played west ham, but more of a worry with a very weakened team.

I'd love us to get to Wembley like but not at the expense of our Premiership place. We need a bigger squad. Seeing the toon at new Wembley would be mint. Every season ticket holder would get one this time to dont think it has to be one or the other and think we are safe now regardless of a cup run. As for seeing the toon at Wembley being mint, a word of warning. Ive been three times and each time I went it was with "big lads" who can drink. Leicesr square is a mecca for early morning pre match drinking and I usually start to lose all vision minutes before kick off. I would highly reccomend to anyone going in may, save the drinking for the Trafalguar square post match celebrations.