Christmas Tree

Fuck that. I want as many as the fuckers playing as possible to make sure we win. Get it won by half time then give a few a rest. and yes I know all the usual stuff about league being more important but theyve got a full week to rest. (dont mind ferguson starting, obviously)

Enters and leaves, very quickly

Im sure this is not what the gaffer meant by "Taking one for the Team".

Andy Carroll sent to Dubai in bid to recover for Newcastle's derby clash with Sunderland (Negs and conspiracy theorists, we know how you want to spin this, but resist). http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...o=feeds-newsxml

They'll set off with good intentions but we should have more than enough to kill them off by half time. Expect Ferguson to grab at least 3. Yes Please. Supermac on tonights legends very very impressed with him and couldnt understand why Jonas cant run THEN cross as well. (not that I judge anything by his normally shit ramblings)

Really looking forward to this one and with it being a late kick off the only solution I can see is taking the night off. Bit of early drinking, then us, the finish the night off, naughty naughty Kebab and bed. Just having a quick look at there squad I see they have a Beardsley playing for them. They also seem to get a good chunk of their goals from their defenders, possibly suggesting a canny set piece team. Any of the clever boys know much about them. Im getting a bit excited and simply predict we will get into double figures.

Damn that youth policy

and your avatar (which I look forward too) is out of date.

walking in a pardew wonderland

I'd say you're a cunt looking to brag about your business. Kevin'd Plus 1

Leazes, your like an online Jacob Marley, dragging yourself around the forums moaning and groaning. Get an allotment man.

link ? Or shut up. FWIW, the accountant of this board, who he says specialises in dealing with "unsustainable business spending" encouraged such spending previously by the club, not me. The spastic of this board talking fucking nonsense again. I just come into threads I've never posted in to find you obsessing about me, you weirdo. haha, you fucking backed Souness' spending "to build his team" right to the end, you incompetent prick. If you were my accountant, I'd sack you. I can't believe you still haven't worked out that he was winding you up massively on that one all along. Come next month 5 fucking years will have passed since he was sacked! was he shite man Carry on tying yourself in knots. But every other fucker could see it plain as day - the sarcasm in some of his posts was crystal clear. bollocks. Hundreds of posts on here and on NO. He knows it. Ginger, fat and stupid, what a combination. That's a bit below the belt though. I'd never abuse someones looks on here even though there's plenty of room to with some. Fair enough abuse each others views and persona, but it shouldn't get really personal like that imo. well, saying your daughter is a product of incest is pretty below the belt too and that seems to be OK, and not too many people said so, in fact the fat ginger cunt supported the wanker who stated that. Anyway, Gemmill chooses to come on here and disagree with me in similar tones to how I disagree with him Stevie, and on this particular situation ref Souness I am correct and he knows it. I'm quite prepared to stop the comments to him. You can call me what you like, it has absolutely no effect on me. Strange that you randomly make reference to me all the time though regardless of relevance to the conversation. I bet there's loads of threads I've never been in where you're in there talking about the accountant on this board. strange you keep asking me how old I am when I make no reference to you whatsoever ? Obsessed ? Other than that, I don't give a shit for your opinions, especially on the football club, because they are bollocks. I can easily take no notice of you, if you do the same.

Toontastic tom tweeting that Bentleys IN newcastle for talks!!!!!! More importantly, why is Tom telling Tweetland before us

Thought Id start a new thread for the lad as the older ones are not that complimentary. So the next few weeks he continues to bang them in heading towards Carrols 11 combining goals and good play. What happens when Carrol is fit? Can they play together? Are we better with A lovenkrands type partner for Carrol?

Beautifully, Why do you think I need to diet

Well I'm glad someone's been googling "chubby chaser" at least. Something tells me this one doesn't need much chasing like. If that pose isnt a come-on I just dont know what is.

9 hours in a taxi, 8 minutes in the micro wave or "fuck it takeaway", like Stevie. All made by Heinz and canny tasty tbf

You'll hate yourself in an hour fatty Weight watchers ready meal, Salmon and Broccoli with potatoe wedges, tin of mixed veg and 2 slices brown bread.

Sky reporting that hes in talks with Birmingham tonight.

I dont think you were right, iirc you thought he'd be sacked as we'd be doing shit not because he was never Ashley's man and not part of some hitherto unspecified plan to install his own manager and back him with cash in the next window, as per yesterday. Hughton may have been sacked but all your reasons were wrong. Also CT was expressing confidence about our prospects this season, which is what you had the problem with. It may be hypocritical but i dont stand to gain from it personally so am not arsed if you think that. I also have offered it in a perfectly reasonable manner rather than to prove someone else is a cunt. You're perfectly right that I thought we would be doing poorly and that's why Hughton would be out of a job, but my main point was to show that Fat Mike couldn't be trusted and would discard Hughton at the drop of a hat as a scapegoat (which is exactly what he did by waiting until we'd had a bit of a 'poor run' before sacking him rather than having the balls to remove him at the start of the season if he wanted 'his own manager' - not as though Hughton wasn't also 'his own manager' - in.) The problem that I had, and still have, was CT's blind faith in somebody who does not deserve it and who has demonstrated many times that he does not deserve it - and the fact that that same blind faith that he spews forth constantly on these boards is actually a load of shit, since he wasn't willing to back it up. And how do I "back up" blind faith?

Im just class

I like his in-house stuff. Love the old fashioned mental picture of Besty knocking on the door to get a game.

Why wait til May

Comparing poor players signings is silly. Shepherd was involved with everything. Ashley put what he thought (agreed mistakenly), was a system in place to deal with all of that and run the club. It is only after KK and the club fell apart that I think he has been "hands on" on transfers.