Christmas Tree

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Overall I’ve come away from that feeling quite chipper given the circumstances. We seem a lot more capable overall defending and had enough chances to get at least another goal. Once again feeling referees are against us though. Joe was outstanding again and seemed to pop up everywhere. Attitude is tremendous. I just don’t understand what’s happened to ASM since Bruce left. Sure he can occasionally make something out of nothing, but his attitude is wank. I still think with the right additions we’ll get out of this.

Spot on. Fucking Muppet!

Arghhhhhhhhhh

It was just something I looked at back in November. It was out of stock and they’ve just sent me an email saying it’s back in.

Cheers

Anyone ever had any dealing with this company for retro shirts? https://www.3retro.com/clubs/premier-league/newcastle-united/210_newcastle-united-1996-retro-football-shirt.html

I’ve got a couple of bets with Liverpool winning at half time and us at the end for 126/1 🙏

No, she’s trebled up. (And as such, classed as exempt). Just me misreading the finer print I think.

Just spent 30 minutes on the phone with test and trace. I’m his first taxi driver and I think I’ve ruined the rest of his day. Anyway, as I understood the rules, close contacts of mine don’t have to isolate but need to do a test every day to check. After the call he has sent a message to my wife saying she MUST isolate. I would guess that means I have Omicron. Edit: Just a generic text apparently in case your spouse is an anti vaxxer

Fair hair. Always looks worse.

Excellent Funnily enough, I found myself checking in the bathroom mirror the other day for a pointy head in preparation for when the remaining few follicles die off.

So far it is just like a bad cold and all that comes with that. (Touching wood as I type)

Lessons so far from having Covid. 1. you spend far longer than you should trying to work out which dirty tramp gave you it. 2. It’s a mind fuck not knowing which version you’ve got. If I survive, I liked to know I’ve had Omicron and been upgraded to the latest software.

What I take from the last 24 hours is that this one is pretty much unstoppable now due how infectious it is. As of today, Witty can not say the NHS will not cope, (due to patients). More people may be admitted to hospital, but may also be discharged a lot faster and less off to ICU due to the vaccines impacts. Where it’s all going to go to shit is due to the fact the upward curve is going to be sho fast. Far too many people within every part of the economy and NHS will be off at the same time. Make sure you have your toilet rolls in.

I did that to the wife yesterday.

Interesting listening to Witty just now who says that in around 18 months, possibly sooner, this will be a much more medically managed disease with the introduction of poly something vaccines and many more viral drugs.

Not a chance of my bladder coping with a half time pint. As it is I always try and book end of row seats so as not to make everyone stand up on my many toilet trips.

Half time is queuing for a cubicle with all the other smoker / vapers

Better memory than me

Clear as day from the lyrics I thought.

Randomly bored so thought of a new chant. St. Maximum Do doo be-do-do St. Maximum Do do-do do St. Maximum Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

What’s this?

yeah, 1st week in November