Christmas Tree

Fuck this official shit, I’m uploading all my dodgy self taken ones with camera moves to the music and the odd long pauses on heaving bosoms as I scanned the room. It is without doubt the best pre match pub.

Ive got this stuck in my head and I LOOOOOOOOVE IT

Bed at 1 and fucking cat woke me up at 6 and Im still smiling non stop. Hung over, voice gone, ears ringing and need a proper fry up to sort me out. What a fucking night though, even though me and my weak bladder were stuck right in the middle of a row, apologies to all the toes that got stood on. We were 2nd back row in the leazes east stand corner and whilst the low roof does increase the sound, it was truly non stop noise throughout the game. Never experienced noise like it. You could tell the fans had given everything as it was almost deadly quiet walking and queueing for the metro. Everyone was spent. Such a proud night to be a Newcastle fan, almost like being in a "if Carlsberg did Champion league nights" commercial. How the hell they will manage to get themselves recovered and ready for West Ham is beyond me. Absolutely class.

Just got on metro. Quite simply the best game and best atmosphere I’ve ever attended. Simply stunning stuff from players and fans. Fucked.

Talk about the wrong side of the tracks. Me and the daughter on one side off to see PSG, friends on the other side off to see Watford

Very kind of you but alas, Wunderbar has ABBA medleys and tables that need dancing on

Has everyone heard the Var audio that’s been released (hoping it’s genuine).

And another nice little early birthday present off the daughter. Tickets to go and see Keegan in October. Good things come in threes so I’m going with 3-0 for tonight

Just got two for tonight. Buzzing. Keep refreshing that screen.

Hmmm

Much EDo about nothing

PSG game taken down now

Aye, me and the daughter got the robot message today and then she got banned and had to send a feedback form in.

I had that a lot when getting Burnley tickets on Saturday. Personally I think some of the stuff that gets listed is the ticket office moving stuff around for a split second. Just got to keep trying. My next door neighbour got one today at about 11am

In the Wonderbar waiting for my moment to shine on the tables

What he said

No idea

https://book.nufc.co.uk But obvs they are only there when people re-list them. So you have to keep refreshing the page and be quick. I would think by now most people are either going or have resisted. Also much easier to do on a laptop than a phone.

just the normal queue site. Book.NUFC. Something something then log in, choose match and endlessly refresh the page. Daughter managed to get me and the wife two this morning

Can you not just re-list it. They seemed to get snapped up straight away on the club site

Nailed it

Isak to score, 1-0 to us, game of two halves I reckon.

Just finished all 3 seasons of Mr Inbetween. Sorry like, but one of the best shows I’ve watched in a long time. Get it watched.