Christmas Tree

Ahem

Tartare? I got served up one of them in a fancy restaurant in Bruges. Fuck that shit.

Hell of a shock tbh I knew I’d put a bit of beef on since my hols, but it’s not til you see a semi naked side view and realise they’d look canny on a lass.

We were at Seaburn beach from 7.30am with the paddle boards and kayak. I even ended up doing a bit of swimming in the sea and once the initial cold shock was over it was fantastic. Packed up at around 2 as the red arrows showed their appreciation of my sea skills. Only thing that spoiled the day was seeing photos of my man boobs when I got home. Diet started.

I usually IMDB the shit out of any film I’m going to watch, but we’d just got back from a fantastic family paddle boarding day at the beach and I thought a nice family film would finish the day off lovely. My 12 year old couldn’t believe his ears and thankfully knows better than to repeat it. Really good laugh a minute film though

Definitely not but hilarious

Strays Thought it was one of those funny disney’esque films with talking dogs so asked the laddie if he fancied watching it. Fuck me

My neighbours are police

What did you get. If you’re still in London that’s a baptism of fire to driving.

Happy Birthday old man and welcome to the over 50’s club. Your now at the age where you’ve made it onto the mailing list for all the funeral plan companies Good luck on the job hunting front and don’t forget they old taxis are there if you struggle. They’ll even rent you a car. Im sure you used to take the piss when I sat in the garden getting pissed with Spotify

What a load of shit. Our 11 look as though they’ve just finished their Sunday dinner, with pudding, before taking to the field. I just don’t understand our style of play. So lethargic and lack lustre. Hope Eddie hasn’t peaked. Need a bit of nouse to change things around rather than just sticking with his favourites. And Pope ffs

Would have had Murphy in for Miggy

100% this

Fucking sacking of spuds.

Did you stay for team news

Congrats PL

Im not disappointed with the loss, just the manor of it.

You do know or maybe not, that is lucky charm statement from last seasons match threads

Nah, we were 3-1 up against them last year at one point and played much better in the away fixture. The result yesterday was more about our midfield and front 3 just not turning up for some reason. We just didn’t give them a game.

Shit game and our normal team didn’t turn up. It was like watching a cat play with a mouse. Back down to earth with a bump.

Feels like we’ve gone into this with the wrong tactics, almost paying them far too much respect. So many players just look off it. Hope Eddie changes something at half time because we are making this very easy for them.

We look way off so far

Can’t see anything but a hammering.

The Paddy power oil advert Sorry if I’m late to the party but the magpie tattoo was a nice subtle touch at the end.