MrBass

So they enquire, we say no, then they put in a bid? Didn't think it was possible to hate that club and it's shit entitled fanbase any more than I already do but here we are.

FYP

I know and it completely contradicts what Sky Germany are reporting... unless the Sky Germany talk is complete BS.

Unlike when Dazzler was banging that big headed sex doll.

Of course he does, poor bastards been getting less than minimum wage for the last couple of years

I'm yet to be convinced on Ekitike, especially for the price being quoted. He could end up being a very expensive flop. I suspect that's why Liverpool haven't just triggered his release clause as they don't want another Nunez on their hands. Time will tell though. Eddie obviously sees something in him given our persistence.

And 5 degrees warmer by all accounts.

Servers clearly had just been migrated to a London data centre

and they want to hold out for £60m+

Bit late now, should have got in there whilst is was still Facemash

Well that's just pissed all over my joke, cheers!

Hot Mitch Summer spectacularly saved. You're welcome!

This one any better Mr Fussy Pants?

Here you go Wykiki, that should soften the blow.

To me it looks like we want Premier League players but we're unwilling to pay the Premier League tax. No one has any clue on what is really going on behind the scenes but we do know that Eddie stated he wanted to move fast which, for one reason or another, clearly hasn't happened. I'm not arsed about Pedro going to Chelsea to warm their bench whilst collecting massive wages and time will tell whether it was agent games or genuine interest that linked us with him in the first place but the next few days will be very telling. Trafford should be the easiest link to conclude and we'll see if it's one where we, once again, put in tiny incremental bids that fall short of the asking price or if we pay what Burnley want to get our man. Similarly for Elanga, given the player supposedly wants the move. Although, as Forest don't need to sell, I can see that one being one we eventually give up on. Hopefully we've a list of targets from abroad that fall within our price range as the "buy Premiership proven" strategy isn't working out too well for the 3rd (or is 4th now) window running.

They'll promptly close that loophole if/when we decide to do it.