MrBass

of course they do!

He'll fit right in at Liverpool on the basis that he looks like an utter cunt.

Aye, those were my initial thoughts too.

Anyone seen any of the various articles where Isak's agent has said they're "weighing up options and will come to a decision soon"? Full transparency, I haven't but just going on The Magpie Channel latest video

Why would Burnley reduce the buy back clause for City when they wouldn’t budge for us? I’m assuming we’ve not signed him because we don’t agree with their £40m evaluation. Anyone know what we’ve supposedly offered?

Look, it's low hanging fruit, I'll give you that but you bring it on yourself. You might as well just own it now and not bite each and every time it's referenced.

FYP

What did he say?

The only concern for me was Isak not even making the trip.

I’ll rise above the typo and just say that it’s likely due to Burnley upping the price because of said buy back.

You okay hun?

I suspect Wirtz will hit the ground running but I can see Ekitike being bullied off the ball a lot.

WTF?! Can you guys fuck off with this recipe bullshit in the transfer thread FFS!

Yo, I’m kickin’ off slow like a Jackson pass, Lost the ball so hard it broke the grass. Strikin’ for Chelsea but forgettin’ the net, Even my nan said, “That’s as good as it gets.” 😩 Nicolas J, with the number on his back, Tried to shoot once, ball ended up in Hackney’s snack shack. Dribbles like soup, moves like glue, He aimed for the goal, hit the moon — it flew! 🚀🌕 He’s got pace, yeah, fast as a cheetah, But the finish? Bruh… like a busted burrito. 🌯 Missed from two yards, the fans had a fit, Todd Boehly whispered, “Refund? … just a bit.” 💸 Scored a hat trick once… offside every time, Then dabbed like it’s 2012 — that’s a football crime. 🙅‍♂️ FIFA card says “Potential,” reality says “Nah,” He shoots like he’s playing blindfolded futsal. 😵‍💫 Got more yellow cards than goals to his name, Commentators pause just to sigh in shame. The Stamford Bridge ghost don’t even cheer, Just boos from the shed end, pint and a tear. 🍺😢 So here’s to Nico, the striker that missed, Left his shooting boots in a Tesco mist. But we still got love, kinda… in our own way, ‘Cause no one fluffs chances quite like N-Jay. 🎤🧢

Think that was a SSN clip to say Liverpool were in for Ekitike but with a picture of someone else.

Jesus wept! Someone should inform the cunts at Sky that we don't have a striking dilemma, Liverpool do. What a croc of bollocks!

Thought he had a release clause, surely that makes it less complicated?

Perhaps it's their exclusive channel "Sky Sports Dippers - All Scouse, All the time, eh eh eh eh"